This is my first Ouran High School Host Club fanfic, eighth published is a fun comedy story so I like doing those in script-form so . . .DEAL WITH IT!! Enjoy!! I don't own Ouran High School Host Club.
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The Host Club was in Music Room 3, waiting for the girls of the day. Today's Theme: Pokemon. Tamaki was Jolteon, Kyouya was Weevile Honey was Pikachu Mori was Absoul, Hikaru was Plussum, Kaoru was Minum Haruhi wasTeddyursa (Their a little weird, I know. .)
Tamaki: OH YOU LOOK SO CUTE HARUHI!! THAT TEDDYURSA DEFINETLY FITS YOU!!
Haruhi: Then why do I not feel right? This is stupid -.-
Hikaru grabs Kaoru's chin
Hikaru: Kaoru, You look so cute I could do some very naughty things . . .
Kaoru: Stop it Hikaru or I'll have to electricute you!!
???: Finally!!
Electricution of a machine, and revolving floor are seen . . .But it isn't just Renge, A second girl is seen. She is about twelve wearing a hat with bunny ears with black shoulder lengthh hair with one green eye one blue eye wearing a white dress with white stockings and white boots and gloves.
Haruhi: Who's she?
???: An evil little girl!! I told all the girls that you all got food poisoning and couldn't work today. My name is Nyu!!
Tamaki gasps
Tamaki: You ARE evil!!
Nyu: Renge told me about you guys. You wanna know what I think? You're all very unique people but you need to tell people about that uniqueness!! YOU NEED THEME SONGS!!
Host Club: Theme songs?
Renge: Yes!! This will DEFINETLY help your image!! As manager I'm requiring this of you!!
Mori: I don't sing.
Nyu: Heh, No one is escaping!! BWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
All of a sudden, bunnies and penguins with AK-47s blocked all of the doors.
Nyu: OK!! Let's get started!! You're going to take turns researching and finding songs that must meet our aprooval and then you will sing your theme songs tomorrow.
They do this and are there till eight. The next day . . .
Nyu: OK Ladies!! The moment you've all been waiting for: The Ouran High School Host Club Theme Song Concert!!
The girls cheer.
Nyu: First up is Tamaki!!
Tamaki walks up.
Tamaki: This is for all of the beutiful ladies out there!!
Ladies
and Gentlemen, this is Mambo number five. Verse 1 One,
two, three, four, five, everybody in the car so come on let's
ride..... To the liquor store around the corner. The
boys say they want some gin and juice but I really don't wanna. Beerbust like I had last week. I must stay deep
'cause talk is cheap. I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra and Rita. And as I continue, you know they're getting sweeter. So
what can I do? I really beg you my Lord. To me flirting is
just like a sport. Anything fly, it's all good let me dump
it. Please set it in the trumpet. Chorus A
little bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my
side. A little bit of Rita's all I need, A little bit
of Tina's all I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun, A
little bit of Mary all night long. A little bit of Jessica
here I am, A little bit of you makes me your man!!!!!!!! Mambo number five. Verse 2 Jump up and
down and move it all around. Shake your head to the sound,
put your hands on the ground. Take one step left and one step
right. One to the front and one to the side. Clap
your hands once and clap your hands twice And if it look like
this then you're doing it right. Chorus A little
bit of Monica in my life, A little bit of Erica by my side. A little bit of Rita's all I need, A little bit of
Tina's all I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun, A
little bit of Mary all night long. A little bit of Jessica
here I am, A little bit of you makes me your man!!!!!!!! Bridge Trumpet, the trumpet. Mambo number
five, ha, ha, ha. Chorus A little bit of Monica in
my life, A little bit of Erica by my side. A little
bit of Rita's all I need, A little bit of Tina's all I see. A little bit of Sandra in the sun, A little bit of
Mary all night long. A little bit of Jessica here I am, A
little bit of you makes me your man!!!!!!!! Outro I
do all to fall in love with a girl like you. Cause you can't
run and you can't hide. You and me gonna touch the sky. Mambo number five. -
All of the girls had heart eyes and Fangirl screaming
Nyu: OK!! Now for Kyouya!!
Kyouya:
We
are living in search of We're all stealing and cheating For greed we live Solo For greed you live
The american dream
Based on the
almighty dollar
Oh! How we wheel, deal and scheme
Pray to God
you get your share
There's no rainbow it's not there - No oh!
oh!
Work yourself 'til you
bleed
This is the way of the dollar
No one is immune to the
greed
Pray to God you get your share
No pot of gold it's not
there - No oh! oh!
In need we die
Your
life's a circle
We live and die for something that we'll never
have
For greed!
In need
you die
Your life's a circle
You live and die for something
that you'll never have
For greed! For greed! For greed!
Fangirls scream just because they saw Kyouya.
Nyu: Now we have . . .THE TWINS!!
Hikaru and Kaoru come up.
Hikaru:
Closed
off from love Ooooh... But something happened Keep
bleeding Oooh, oooh... Hey, yeah! But
nothing's greater Keep bleeding
I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough
And it was all in vain
Time starts to pass
Before you
know it you're frozen
For the very first time with you
My heart melted into the
ground
Found something true
And everyone's looking 'round
Thinking I'm going crazy
But I don't
care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me
away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the
vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open and I
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep,
keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open
Trying
hard not to hear
But they talk so loud
Their piercing sounds
fill my ears
Try to fill me with doubt
Yet I know that their
goal
Is to keep me from falling
Than the rush that comes with your embrace
And
in this world of loneliness
I see your face
Yet everyone
around me
Thinks that I'm going crazy
Maybe, maybe
Both::
But
I don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to
pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's
crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open
and I
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep
bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep,
keep bleeding love
You cut me open
Hikaru:
And it's draining all
of me
Kauru: Oh
they find it hard to believe
Both:
I'll be wearing these scars
For everyone to see
Keep bleeding Keep bleeding
Both:
I
don't care what they say
I'm in love with you
They try to
pull me away
But they don't know the truth
My heart's
crippled by the vein
That I keep on closing
You cut me open
and I
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep
bleeding
I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep,
keep bleeding love
You cut me open and I
Keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding
I keep, keep
bleeding love
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love
You
cut me open and I
Keep bleeding
Keep, keep bleeding love -
The fangirls SCREAMED!!
Nyu: Now it is . . .KASANODA!!
Kasanoda walks up.
Kasanoda:
I
am really special cuz there's only one of me oh oh
oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me, Spoken:
I can't do this, man. I'm not happy. I am really special, cuz
there's only one of me I
am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!
look at my smile, I'm
so damn happy, the people are jealous of me
when I'm sad and
lonely, I like to sing this song
it
cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long
puppy dogs and
watch
out all you mothers,
I'm happy as hardcore
happy as a coupon
for a $20 whore
happy,
good, anger, bad, that's my
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the
people are jealous of me
These are my lovehandles, and this is my
spout,
but if you tip me over, than mama said knock you out
welcome to my happy
world, now get your shit and leave
I am happy, I am good, I
am...
Everyone got scared . . .Yeah.
Nyu: OK . . . Next is . . . MORI!!
Mori: : I hate you.
He walks up.
Mori: Mitsukuni, This is for you.
You've
been such a good friend,
I've know you since I don't know
when,
Weve got lots of friends and birthdays,
Come and go,
Even
though we've never said it,
There's something that the two of us
both know,
Together
forever,
No matter how long,
From now until the end of
time,
Well be to together,
And you can be sure,
That forever
in a day,
Thats how long we'll stay,
Together and forever more.
Always
gone that extra mile,
Even in the good and bad times,
You will
see.
From now until our journeys end,
You know you can always
count on me
Together
forever,
No matter how long,
From now until the end of
time,
Well be to together,
And you can be sure,
That forever
in a day,
Thats how long we'll stay,
Together and forever more.
No
matter where our destiny leads,
Ill be there for you,
always
come through,
and that you can belive.
Together
forever,
No matter how long,
From now until the end of
time,
Well be to together,
And you can be sure,
That forever
in a day,
Thats how long we'll stay,
Together and forever more-
Together Forever- Pokemon
Fangirls: KAWAII!!
Nyu: Now it's Hunny's turn!!
Hunny bounces up, Hugs Mori on his way and sings:
Whoaaa! Un, Dos, Mama She Says Roly Poly, C'mon, A Choco Choco - Clap Clap Chocolate (A Choco Choco) Mama She
Says Roly Poly, C'mon,
A Choco Choco - Clap Clap Chocolate (A
Choco Choco) Chocolate (A Choco Choco) Now
Wave To The People On The Left Hand Side Un, Dos, A Choco Choco
- Clap Clap Chocolate
(A Choco Choco)
Everybody In The World Likes Chocolate
Oooh, We Love It!
Oh,
It Makes You Happy
Yeah, It Gets You Sexy
It Makes You Fat
But We Don't Care About That...
Come On!
Un,
Dos, Tres
Papa He Says Holy Moly
Everybody Wants A Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
All The Girls Want
Candy Candy,
All The Boys Get Randy Randy
Everybody Want A
Chocolate
A Choco Choco
- Slap Slap
Everybody Say A Chocolate
A Choco Choco - Clap
Clap
A Choco Choco - Slap Slap
Everybody Say A
Chocolate
Chocolate (A
Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco
Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco
Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Un, Dos, Tres
Papa He Says Holy Moly
Everybody Wants A
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
All The Girls Want Candy Candy,
All
The Boys Get Randy Randy
Everybody Want A Chocolate
A Choco Choco - Slap Slap
Everybody
Say A Chocolate
A Choco Choco - Clap Clap
A Choco Choco -
Slap Slap
Everybody Say A Chocolate
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco
Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco
Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco
Choco)
Un, Dos, Tres
Now Wave To The People
On The Right Hand Side
Now Wave To The People With Your Pretty
Backside
Now We Do It All Again And We Feel Alright (Feel
Alright...)
Un, Dos, Tres
A Choco Choco - Slap Slap
A Choco Choco - Clap
Clap
A Choco Choco - Slap Slap
A Choco Choco - Clap Clap
A
Choco Choco - Slap Slap
Everybody Say A Chocolate
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco
Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco
Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco
Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco
Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco
Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco
Choco)
Chocolate (A Choco Choco)-
The girls screamed at Hunny's cuteness
Nyu: Sweet!! Next is Haruhi!!
Haruhi walks up.
Haruhi: This is for my mother.
I
found myself today, CHORUS So I won't give up, VERSE 2 Seen that ray of light, CHORUS So I won't give up, BRIDGE what
does it mean It doesn't matter what people say CHORUS That I won't
give up, that
someone's watching over someone's watching
over someone's watching over me yeah yeah oh-OH.. Someone's watching over me.-
Oh I found myself and ran away,
something
pulled me back,
Voice of reason I forgot I had,
All I know is
your not here to say,
What you always used to say,
But it's
written in the sky tonight
no I won't break down,
sooner than it seems life turns
around,
and I will be strong
even if it all goes wrong,
when
I'm standing in the dark I'll still believe,
someone's watching
over me
and it's
shining on my destiny
shining all the time
and I won't be
afraid
to follow everywhere it"s taking me
all I know is
yesterday is gone
and right now I belong
to this moment, to my
dreams
no I wont' break
down,
sooner than it seems life turns around,
and I will be
strong
even if it all goes wrong
when I'm standing in the dark
I'll still believe
someone's watching over me
and it
doesn't matter how long it takes
believe in yourself and you'll
fly, high,
and it only matters how true you are
be true to
yourself and follow your heart
So I won't give up,
no I wont' break down,
sooner than it seems life turns
around,
and I will be strong
even if it all goes wrong
when
I'm standing in the dark I'll still believe...
no I wont' break down,
sooner than it seems life
turns around,
and I will be strong
even when it all goes wrong
when I'm standing in the dark I'll still believe....
The girls cried and clapped. Haruhi was crying herself as she left getting hugged by Hunny and Tamaki
Nyu: Lastly-
Lobelia
Lobelia
Lobelia
Hosts: Shit . . .
Lobelia Girls: WE'RE SINGING TOO!!
This was never the way I planned
Not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious, for you,
Caught my attention
I kissed a girl
And I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl
Just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl
And I liked it
(I liked it)
No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature
It's not what good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey
I kissed a girl
And I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl
Just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl
And I liked it
(I liked it)
Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist, so touchable
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal it's innocent
I kissed a girl
And I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl
Just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl
And I liked it
(I liked it)- I Kissed A Girl By Katy Perry
The girls were creeped out.
Nyu: SECURITY!!
The bunnies and penguins escorted them out.
Nyu: Lastly is Renge!!
Renge happily walks up
Renge:
Weak
lookin' boy, you slow lookin' boy, (Hook) [X4] (Verse 2:) (Hook) [X4] (Verse
3:) (Hook)
[X4] (Verse 4:) (Hook)
[X4] (Verse 5:) Anywhere you meet me goin' down
lookin' boy, You'ze a
brawl lookin' boy, This is the song that doesn't end, lamb
chop lookin' boy, (Hook) [X8] (I
look like I eat tuna casserole all day lookin' boy)
Dirty white sock on your toe
lookin' boy,
You rat lookin' boy, will you marry me, splat
lookin' boy,
Whoopi Goldberg black lip lookin' boy,
Midnight
train Gladys Knight lookin boy,
You poor lookin boy, Don Imus ol'
nappy headed ho lookin' boy,
Diggin in your booty then smell it
lookin' boy,
then rub it with the KY jelly lookin' boy,
Getcha
Riiiickkyy!! Morris Chestnut shot in ya back lookin' boy,
Valtrex
brand new gay lookin' boy,
You in house L Cool J lookin' boy,
Getchya No Mama! No Mama! Penny off good times big J.J. lookin'
boy,
Point Em' Out
Oh
L.L. I need love lookin' boy,
Fake I.D. can't get in club lookin'
boy,
Remember me from school? Hell no you gets no love lookin'
boy,
Gangsta homo thug lookin' boy,
Ring around yo tub
lookin' boy,
Oh it's the first of the month, Bone Thug lookin'
boy,
Got yo hand off the chain lookin' boy,
This yo brain on
drugs lookin' boy,
Jang-A-lang, Jang-A-lang, Jang-A-lang, Bernie
Mac lookin' boy,
No eyelids can't blink lookin' boy,
You are
the weakest link lookin' boy,
No Chris, no Chris, no! Raz B
lookin' boy,
Point Em' Out
Get Em'
You better getchya weak lookin' boy,
Geek lookin' boy,
Pepe Le Pu you stink lookin' boy,
You don't ever wash my feet
lookin' boy,
Bang, bang, bang, skeet, skeet, lookin' boy,
Tight
lookin' boy, I fight lookin' boy,
Had to retaliate, Mike lookin'
boy, you dike lookin' boy,
Your momma so slow she can't cook
Minute Rice lookin' Boy,
Flop lookin' boy, Stop lookin' boy,
Can't take off her top lookin' boy,
Women be shoppin, women
be shoppin, black Chris Rock lookin' boy,
Case lookin' boy, Horse
and carriage, Cam'ron and Mase lookin' boy,
You ape lookin' boy,
Can I help you? Yea put 2 on eight lookin' boy,
Point Em' Out
Get Em'
You'ze a broke
lookin' boy, joke lookin' boy,
Let me clear my throat lookin'
boy,
Spongebob on your shirt lookin' boy,
I play in dirt
lookin' boy,
Balled up dirty K-Swiss lookin boy,
Brown dookie
stains in drawers lookin' boy,
Scooby Dooby-Dooby-Doooo!!! Mike
Vick lookin' boy,
Why i wont lose no weight lookin' boy,
Lookin'
real ugly in the face lookin' boy,
Jail lookin' boy, weave
lookin' boy,
Need to brush yo teeth lookin' boy,
Boot lookin'
boy, soup lookin' boy,
Wearin' green Joggin suit lookin' boy,
Say it again! Say it again! Ol' pinky lookin' boy,
Point Em' Out
Get Em'
Just letchya
soul gllloooowww!! Curl lookin' boy,
I know you wanna leave me,
David Ruffin lookin' boy,
Hot Stylz and Young Joc lookin' boy,
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha tickle me Elmo lookin' boy,
If I was a little bit tall lookin' boy,
(Sniff, Sniff, Sniff, Sniff) now that's the smell of clean…ol'
Pine-Sol lookin' boy,
Bang-bang, bang-bang, bang-bang, ol' pops
lookin' boy,
Point Em' Out
Get em'
Everyone claps.
Nyu: Review and Hunny will share some cake with you
Hunny: It's good!!
