AUTHORS NOTE: Please under no circumstances take this seriously ever. This is what happens when my deep dark fucked up abyss of a mind shit out for no apparent reason. There will be legitimate stuff in the future I promise. Love, Dolphin. By the way, I do not in any way own Homestuck, hence FANfiction.
"but karkitty i love u" nepeta cryed
"NEPETA WAT DA FUCK I DONT LOVE U DAT WAY U WEIRDO I IS WITH MY FLUFFY LOVEMUFFIN TEREZI" karkat said in his weird shouty voice back to her
nepeta cryed even murr "but terezis a bitch ass ho u should be fucking me not her"
he softened a bit and walked up to her "nepeta" he didn't shout "ur fuckin nuts bitch" and then he caressed her cheek softly before punching her in da face "but i still fucking love u for some reason so lets fucking fuck each other's fucking brains out"
"agreed" and then their clothes were off and they were on the not previously mentioned couch fucking each other until they had no brains just as karkat had promised and became zombies and ate everyone the end
I'm so so so sorry for this(not really)
