This is the tale of two redheads doing some fucking. Yeah, I know. You wouldn't be here if there wasn't any fucking. Whatever.

Anyways, Rin was walking to the grocery store to get "the good stuff" from the cashier with a side-job when he saw a bammin', slammin', bootylicious babe strut past him and into the store. Then he realized it was a guy.

Am I gay? He thought to himself. "Take a picture, it'll last longer. Or would you rather I give you the special treatment, hmm? You are awfully cute. And everyone knows I'm a sucker for a sexy boy," the he-she-it-man-woman-thing said, walking it's fingers up his shoulder and grinning, bearing teeth that resembled his own. Well, even if I'm not gay-which I am NOT ruling out right now, but would like to- I should at least see if he-she-it knows why we have the same teeth.

"Sure…whatever," Rin muttered, averting his eyes. "Oh, goody! Let me just buy a few, ahem, things, and we'll be set to go. By the way, my name is Shaniqua, but you can call me Grell. What's your name, cutie?" "…Rin."

So Rin went and got the "good stuff" for "Swimmy Fun Time"* and Grell paid for whatever kinky shit he bought and they headed to Grell's place.

"Just wait right here a moment, hmm?," Grell said, indicating to the sofa as he left the room. Rin was beginning to wonder what had happened when Grell yelled for him to come into the bedroom. Grell was wearing an all-pink lingerie set, and it gave Rin the dokis from down below.

"Oh, my, I'm going to be honest. I didn't expect you to be so large." Somehow Rin's trousers were down and his dong was up. How the fuck is it so fast? He thought to himself. "But darling, please lose the shark undies. That's not really sexy~"

And then Grell was sucking his dick.

Holy fuck.

Who knew the transvestite-like thing would be so good.

He was about ready to cum when Grell squeezed his dick. "Ah ah ah~ No cumming yet~," it said, pushing him onto the bed crawling on top of his peen. And then he began moving his hips from below, while Grell grinded on top.

"Ah-I-I'm gonna cum!" "Me, too! Yes, do it! Cum in my asshole! Make me feel like the dirty slut I am!" Rin came inside Grell's bum while Grell yelled, "I'M SORRY I CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR SON, SEBAS-CHAAAAAAAAAAAN~!"

Through heavy pants, Rin uttered a "What?" and Grell hopped off and laid beside him. "Well, I mean, how else did you think we looked so much alike, mm?"

And in that moment, Rin remembered something to make the moment even worse:

He had forgotten to get the eggs.

*END*

*This is not a safe activity please do not attempt irl Swimming and Hallucinogens do not mix