K..i do not own Twilight or any of it's characters.
Um..this is only my second fan fiction EVER, so please judge me honestly. I really want your opinion down to the last detail.
I know I just made a story about Jacob imprinting also, but this is really crazy too! And I may warn you, it's a little far fetched, but its just a joke.
So far, there are 2 chapters, so read both!
Also, please, post a review..even if its just a sentence i would really appreciate it.
So yeah..here it is..Enjoy!
"Thank you so much! We really appreciate you coming," I said, for what felt like the 100th time. I knew there were going to be people that I was going to have to talk to, after all it was my wedding day, but I just never knew how many people would actually show up.
"Congrats!" Jacob said, making me lose my train of thought.
"Thanks," I said, embracing him in a bear hug, or I guess a wolf hug would be more appropriate. "I'm so glad you came."
"Yes, it was very nice of you to come, Jacob." Edward said, trying to sound like a gentleman in front of all the guests.
"Yeah," Jacob said, suddenly losing the enthusiasm he had just a second ago.
Suddenly, Edward burst out laughing and I knew what had happened. Edward had read Jacob's mind as he often did and found something obviously hilarious. Considering, he disliked Jacob so much, I decided it probably wasn't funny at all.
"Is someone gonna tell me what's so funny?" I asked. I always hated they had private moments and didn't even want them.
Jacob's face turned bright red. He turned and ran towards the bathroom. I tried to run after him, but Edward grabbed my arm. I knew there was no way to fight his steel grip so I turned to face him.
"Well," I said, trying to put as much force in my tone as possible.
Edward's cheeks lifted and he tried to conceal a smile. He always found it funny when I tried to sound threatening.
"Um…Jacob..imprinted, Bella," he said, still trying to suppress laughter.
"That's great!" I said. Why was this so funny, though? I knew there was something else.
"Ugh, what else?" I said, almost positive I wouldn't like the answer.
"He imprinted on someone you know, Bella, very well." Edward said looking me straight in the eye. For one second I thought I would faint. You could almost see the love in his beautiful golden eyes.
"Who?" I asked, trying to hide that he had yet again, dazzled me.
"Renee." Jacob said, suddenly standing right next to me.
"You imprinted on my mom? That's very funny, but really who?" I said. That would actually be hilarious. Jacob imprinting on my mom. I mean, that would mean I kissed my probably future step-dad.
"Bella, he's serious. I mean he doesn't have any control over it." Edward said, finally serious.
"Oh my gosh," I said, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, Bella, I'm sure." Jacob answered, still looking a little queasy.
This time I couldn't contain myself. I burst out laughing and eventually they all joined in. I mean it was all just so….ironic.
"What's going on here?" my mom asked. She was wearing a blue gown with pink sequins all across the chest. It was probably all Alice's doing, I decided.
Next thing I knew, Jacob pulled my mom to his chest and was embraced on a full on kiss with my mother. I felt my jaw drop to the floor. This had to be a dream. I mean there was no way my best friend and my mom could be making out.
"Mom!" I said, trying to sound shocked.
My mom finally broke from Jacob's lips and whispered what sounded like, "I love you." Except she wasn't looking at me or Phil or anyone else, she was looking directly into Jacob's eyes.
"I love you too," Jacob said, still holding my mom by her waist.
"I can't believe this!" I said, a little too loud. Suddenly, everyone was staring at us. I looked around, only to see Leah making out with Phil. She had imprinted on him. I turned around to find Jacob and my mom kissing again.
"No, no, no," I said, not worrying about my tone now. I ran outside as fast as I could. Edward was right behind me.
Finally, I got to the car. It was a limo, with the words, "Just married" on the back. I climbed into the back and tried to close the door behind me, but of course Edward caught it and slipped in next to me.
"A quick drive around the block, driver," he said handing the man a 100 bill. He then put his arm around me and pulled me to his chest.
"I don't know what I would do without you," I said, pulling myself closer to him.
"Well," he laughed, "at least no evil vampires crashed the wedding."
"Yeah," I said, laughing with him, "at least." Though that might have even been better than what did happen.
