This is a thought I got while listening to the Chihuahua song… I was actually envisioning this and I started laughing really hard. ENJOY!!
Harry Potter, the BWL, wanted to go out with a bang. The graduation ceremony was to be held in the Entrance hall where the whole of school would be attending including the Minister of Magic.
How, you ask?
Hogwarts would never be the same again.
Finally, the big day arrived on a clear sunny day in June. All the students were in the great hall when the graduating classes came in with their special grad robes. The hall burst with applause as they walked to the front and sat in their own table.
Dumbledore stood up, waiting for silence.
"This day, we come to congratulate our seventh years for 'surviving' all these years at Hogwarts. But before we get on to that, Chihuahua."
The feast appeared and all of them ate. While the feast was going on, Harry cast his spell and waited until Professor Dumbledore was finished with his speech.
Just before everyone was getting ready to leave, Harry went up to the headmaster and whispered something in his ear before sitting in his seat, smirking.
Dumbledore had a smile on his face, "I believe our Slytherins have something to share with us."
Harry pointed his wand at a stereo he had placed before the feast.
Draco jerked as he heard the rhythm.
"Chihuahua."
"Chihuahua."
"Chihuahua!"
Suddenly all the Slytherins started to sing.
"Oh, Chihuahua!"
Draco: I'm walking in the street and the moon shines bright
A little melody is spinning on my mind tonight
I gotcha it's the song about Chihuahua
Yeah, that's cool alright
(Chihuahua )
It means fun - and a life without sorrow
Feels young - when you think about tomorrow
Say yo - when you're about to freak out
Just go, and then shout it out loud
Draco: What can make you move? (Chihuahua!)
Can you feel the groove? (Chihuahua!)
What can make you dance? (Chihuahua!)
(Ohh, Chihuahua!) (Chihuahua!)
What can make you sing?(Chihuahua!)
Take it and you'll you win! (Chihuahua!)
What can bring you joy? (Chihuahua!)
(Ohh, Chihuahua!) (Chihuahua!)
What can make you shout? (Chihuahua!)
What it's all about! (Chihuahua!)
What can bring you love? (Chihuahua!)
(Ohh, Chihuahua!) (Chihuahua!)
The whole hall started to laugh as the singing grads formed a conga line, dancing around the hall. Professor Snape looked livid and the others were trying not to laugh at his expense.
Draco: I'm driving in my car looking for a parking space
There it is my place, someone else wins the race
No, I give up, today is not my day
But then I take a deep breath and say
Calm down - when you're about to go crazy
Turn around - and feel as fresh as a daisy
Just run - because it's time to go
Have fun, and let the whole world know (Chihuahua!)
What can make you move? (Chihuahua!)
Can you feel the groove? (Chihuahua!)
What can make you dance? (Chihuahua!)
(Ohh, Chihuahua!) (Chihuahua!)
What can make you sing?(Chihuahua!)
Take it and you'll you win! (Chihuahua!)
What can bring you joy? (Chihuahua!)
(Ohh, Chihuahua!) (Chihuahua!)
What can make you shout? (Chihuahua!)
What it's all about! (Chihuahua!)
What can bring you love? (Chihuahua!)
(Ohh, Chihuahua!) (Chihuahua!)
The song ended and the hall was filled with applause and laughter as the Slytherins turned bright red.
Harry smiled; Hogwarts will never be the same.
