Jack grinned as the familiar sound filled the old, battered warehouse. Once the blue box had finally materialized Jack wasted no time in banging on the door.
"Come on Doctor!" He yelled. "Open up!" The door flew open to reveal a tall woman with curly hair. "No." The ex time agent gasped.
"Jack hi!" The doctor said; pushing past the woman and placing a hand on the captain's shoulder. "This is River... my wife... long story; River this is Jack."
"We've met." The pair said in unison; folding their arms and raising an eyebrow at each other.
"Oh well then that's good we're all friends here." The doctor exclaimed.
"She killed me." Jack deadpanned.
"You tried to kill me!" River exclaimed.
"You killed me."
"You were too slow." River hissed as she stepped out of the TARDIS. The pair started circling shouting backwards and forwards to each other.
"Wait what?" The doctor exclaimed.
"SPOILERS!" The pair angrily shouted in unison at the confused time lord.
