Disclaimer: i do not own any Naruto
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Ways To Annoy Akatsuki Members
Deidara
Dye his hair black
Lock him in a closet with Tobi on a sugar high
Agree with sasori about art
steal his clay
replace his clay with play dough
constantly ask him how he lost his arms
ask him if he is a girl and if he denies it, ask for proof
Every time your around him, put yeah or un at the end of each sentence
Make it worse by putting un or yeah at the end of every word
tell him he needs a hair cut and pull out the scissors
show him deidaraxsasori yaoi
ask him if he has a boyfriend and when he says he's not gay, tell him only guys can be gay
make little sculptures out of his clay you stole and put them on display around the hideout.
draw mouths on your hands and run around pretending to be him
write sasori a love note and sign his name
cut off his ponytail
braid his hair while he sleeps
ask if he wants to come to one of your all girl sleep over parties
whenever he and sasori are together start singing 'deidara and sasori sitting in a tree..' then run
steal his clay sculptures, dry them and give them to him for christmas saying that they now will be preserved so people can admire them forever
call him diedara
call him dei-dei
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A/N: i know every one says it but please read and review! it always gives me something to look foreword to reading. and i want to know if they suck or not. suggestions are open to anyone if they want me to put one on
