Disclaimer: i do not own any Naruto

Disclaimer: i do not own any Naruto

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Ways To Annoy Akatsuki Members

Deidara

Dye his hair black

Lock him in a closet with Tobi on a sugar high

Agree with sasori about art

steal his clay

replace his clay with play dough

constantly ask him how he lost his arms

ask him if he is a girl and if he denies it, ask for proof

Every time your around him, put yeah or un at the end of each sentence

Make it worse by putting un or yeah at the end of every word

tell him he needs a hair cut and pull out the scissors

show him deidaraxsasori yaoi

ask him if he has a boyfriend and when he says he's not gay, tell him only guys can be gay

make little sculptures out of his clay you stole and put them on display around the hideout.

draw mouths on your hands and run around pretending to be him

write sasori a love note and sign his name

cut off his ponytail

braid his hair while he sleeps

ask if he wants to come to one of your all girl sleep over parties

whenever he and sasori are together start singing 'deidara and sasori sitting in a tree..' then run

steal his clay sculptures, dry them and give them to him for christmas saying that they now will be preserved so people can admire them forever

call him diedara

call him dei-dei

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A/N: i know every one says it but please read and review! it always gives me something to look foreword to reading. and i want to know if they suck or not. suggestions are open to anyone if they want me to put one on