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SV: Alrighty then! Welcome all you lovely readers, to my first story here on This is the first time I've ever posted anything here, so if the layout isn't as great as it should be, then you know why. I'm still trying to figure out this whole uploading thingy. But enough about that, you want to know about the story! While I was watching another marathon on MTV, I came to this idea. How about we take our favourite army from the boring war scene they're in every time and put them in various programs shown on MTV! I'm talking about shows like Tents (Cribs), Pimp My Horse (Pimp My Ride), Dismissed, Tent Raiders (Room Raiders), Athos Knows Best (Hogan knows Best) and many more which I can't think the name of right now! Hope you all will enjoy this one. Innes dear, disclaimer please!
Innes: Thankfully, Sniper Virgo doesn't own Fire Emblem or its characters. Imagine the horrors if she did!
SV: Shut up, Innes. Oh yeah, I don't own MTV and the shows either. I only own this story.
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Prologue
When the RNG Gods get bored, be afraid my friend, BE VERY AFRAID!
The RNG Gods were watching the battle that was going on before their eyes. Eliwoods Elite had just begun the fight against Bernard to recapture the Cealin throne and rescue Lyn's grandfather.
'Oh, look! Hector just whooped that knight's sorry ass and gained a level! He's a level 10 Lord now! I think I'll give him one more point of HP for that,' said Hit Point, the RNG God of, well, hit points!
'And I'll give him some more attack power,' said Strength, the RNG God of strength.
'Don't forget about the defence! You now what they say, a good defence is the best attack,' said Defence (the RNG God of, you know what? This is stupid. Their names already give away their jobs!) as he waved his hand and improved Hectors armour with a bit more toughness.
'I liked the way he critical hit that knight, so I'll give him one extra point of luck, so that he may amuse me some more in the future with that killing blow of his,' said lady Luck as she improved Hectors luck by blowing him a hand kiss.
'Siblings, don't you get bored of watching the same battle over and over again? Don't you want to watch something else?'
'Skill, whatever do you mean? Do you mean to tell us that you don't like to watch these people fighting for justice, love and peace? Don't you like it to give them your blessings?' asked Magic, the twin sister of Strength, as she looked at her younger brother curiously.
'Of course I do, sister Magic! But we could have so much more fun watching them!'
'More fun? We already have loads of fun by watching them massacre their opponents! What could possibly be more fun than that, brother Skill?' asked his twin sister Speed.
'Well, you see, I was watching this show from the realm of Earth, and…'
'Not again! Skill, how many times have I told you to stop watching those damn soap operas! I'm still trying to forget what happened the last time when you tried to put the army in a Spanish soap opera!' yelled Constitution.
'I can't believe we actually agreed to that one…' murmured Strength as he remembered the trouble which occurred the last time Skill brought up the same idea.
'Oh, stop complaining you two! I had loads of fun watching "The Bold, The Beautiful & The Dragon"! It had so much drama…' mused Resistance, the twin sister of Defence.
'And not to mention a few hot guys making out! Wohoo!' cheered Speed.
'That was definitely a plus,' giggled Magic.
'Eww! You just had to remind me of that, didn't you! The mental images, aargh!' screamed Strength as he covered his ears and closed his eyes.
'Oh yeah, the mental images…' said Luck. The four girls let out a deep sigh and looked at each other, then at Skill. 'Skill, we're making another soap opera!'
'No, no, no, sisters! No more soap operas!'
'Thank goodness!'
'Well, if it's not a soap opera we're going to watch, then what is it?'
'Let me show you, my dear siblings!' Skill snapped with his fingers and conjured a huge plasma screen TV and a big, comfortable couch with enough room to seat all nine of them. He also conjured some drinks and a few snacks. While everyone took a seat, Skill switched on the TV. MTV popped up on the huge screen.
'MTV? But that's a music channel! Please don't tell me you want to take some of the army members and make a pop group out of them!'
'Maybe I could! See, what I was thinking…' Skill explained his plan to his siblings. Even though Strength and Constitution were against it at first, they began to see some potential in their brother's idea.
'You know, this is crazy enough to work! Plus, it would amuse us to no end! Brother Skill, you're a genius!' said Strength as he slapped his brother hard on his shoulder.
'Strength, be careful! The boy can't take your hits as well as Hit Point or me!' scolded Defence.
'Oops, guess I don't know my own strength, hehe.'
'Very funny, Strength,' said Resistance.
'Anyway, how will we get them to participate? We can't just take them from the fight,' said Hit Point as he turned to his brother.
'Yeah, and the army isn't even complete yet, we're still missing about half the crew!'
'Not to worry, Hit Point and Luck. Don't forget that we are gods! We can do as we please, as long as we don't hurt anyone. I will just transport the entire army into the TV, erase their memories so that they won't be freaked out by the technology of the 21st century and try to hurt people by accident, and the tactician can be the VJ! Just like the time with the soap opera!'
'Let's just hope that it won't be just as disastrous,' said Defence.
'I swear, if you guys start bitching about the hot guys making out again, I will hurt you. BAD!' yelled Resistance as she gave her brothers an evil glare. Her sisters glared their brothers also. Some of them even let their hand glow with energy, ready to smote the first one to say anything bad about the guys making out.
The male siblings crawled in the farthest corner after that outburst.
'Note to self, siblings,' said Constitution as he backed away a little more from his sisters, 'never angry the yaoi fan girls.' The sisters seemed to calm down a bit after that. Magic even high fived her sister.
'Way to go, Res! We showed them who's the boss! High five, sis!' said Magic as she and her did just that. (A/N: I know, it's corny. But hey, they're goddesses; they can actually do that and get away with it.)
'Uh, right. Okay, if everyone's ready, let's get this show started! Episode one: Tent Raiders!'
'Yay!'
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SV: Well, that's it for the prologue. Next chapter: Priscilla, Heath, Guy and Erk in Tent Raiders! What kind of dirty little secrets will our dear redhead find in the tents of our three hunky participators? Tune in next time, same website, same author!
Innes: How on Magvel can you tune in on a fanfic website?
SV: Innes, will you stop being such a smartass and ruining the fun for everybody! Read, review if you feel like it and tell me what your thoughts are about this story. You can even leave some suggestions as to who I should use in the next few shows and episodes. See y'all next chapter!
