Title:
The Neji Hyuuga Show!
Written by: Emo Cookie xx
Main
Characters: Sasuke and Naruto
Also Starring: Sakura,
Gaara, Lee, and Neji
Summary: Who ever knew Sakura would on
Sasuke? Seriously? I did!! [Based on 'The Jerry Springer
Show']
Warnings: Sasuke/Naruto; Sakura/Less;
Gaara/Neji; Cussing; Lemon maybe;
"Neji! Neji! Neji! Neji! Neji!"
"Hello, nice to meet you."
"Neji! Neji! Neji!"
"Alright, my guests today say that Cheating is Love! Welcome, Sakura"
As all eyes turned to her, the audience took all her features in. Pink hair, Long eyelashes, eyeliner on the bottom lip, caked on powder and make-up, a red dress that can show her baby-fist-sized boobs and scrawny ass whenever she bent down. Her shoes matched her outfit. Laced of high-heels that went up to her knee, glittering in the stage lights. "Ewe," was echoed throughout the building.
"Fuck you," yelled the pink-haired girl, and flashing her manicured middle finger.
"Okay now, Sakura, what's going on with your life?"
"Well, Neji. I've been cheating on my multi-millionaire boyfriend, Sasuke with a bushy-browed, police man, Lee."
"Well, now I see why the sex is good."
Laughter filled the building.
"Nah, just kidding."
Sakura cracked her flirty styled smile that no one can resist. Except Neji.
"So, tell me more."
"Well, I want to break up with my boyfriend on here so I can humiliate him, of course."
"I see… Well, let's bring out Sasuke!"
As the dark boy walked out onto the stage, all eye popped open. His raven colored hair was spiked duck-butt style, eyeliner running on the bottom of his eyelids, Tripp pants with tons of studs and chains, a dark blue shirt with Marilyn Manson's face onto it, but you could not see his normally pale face since his bangs were covering it.
"What do you what, Sakura?" The raven boy muttered, arms crossed.
"We're over."
"Okay."
"Okay?"
"Yeah, okay."
"You're supposed to flip out and go all crazy! Do you not know how this show works?!"
Sasuke just stared at her. "Doesn't matter, I knew you were cheating all along."
The pink-haired whore was baffled, and gaping like a fish out of water. "WHAT?!" She screamed, standing up with her anger showing at her balled-up fists at her side"
"You heard me," was all that Sasuke said.
"UGH! FINE!!"
"Well, wasn't that easy? I didn't have to say nothing." Neji chuckled.
"We'll be back!"
"Yeah, this is for the dark haired boy," The said boy looked back at a tanned skinned, blond spiked in every direction hair, and an orange wearing teen.
"Meet me back stage, we can have some fun," the boy winked, and soon the crowd chanted 'give him a kiss, give him a kiss, give him a kiss'.
Having enough of the commotion, Sasuke stood up from his seat, and walked over to the blond boy, whom was walking towards him too. When they met each other's lips, the blond boy whispered 'I'm Naruto' and placed chaste kissed open his lips, and walked away with a smirk.
"Oh, and Neji! I want my Neji beads!" Naruto exclaimed and pulled down his pants and boxers to show his glowing tanned ass.
Sasuke couldn't help but look. 'Hn. Maybe I will meet him.' Sasuke thought, while receiving mental porn images in his head, and making his groin pop to life.
Next chapter, with lemonnnn? Maybe. If I get ATLEAST 6-10 reviews, then I will.
