I think there needs to be a Liz/Patty/Kid option on the fanfic search filter. Just sayin'
Reposted from KidLiz-Week on DA
"Kid you're so stupid! That's not how it goes!" Patty screamed.
"Of course I know but we can't just have one! You know how we do things around here! Two things, both on equal sides. Symmetrically!" Kid hollered back, followed by eight loud knocks against the wall via hammer.
Liz peaked around the corner in curiosity; there was no point in continuing with her own Christmas decorating when the other two residents were arguing louder than her own thought process.
"What's the problem now?" Liz huffed; they had enough trouble convincing Kid to not decorate the tree this year.
"I wanna put mistletoe up here! But Kid is being a freak again" Patty pouted, crossing her arms.
"It's really not that big of a deal Patricia, you bought enough to cover the entire house" he stated matter of factly as he grabbed one small plant from the grocery bag on the table beside him.
"So we have plenty to put two beside each other on each door frame you wish"
And with that he proceeded to nail the second mistletoe into place, directly onto a pencil marking he had drawn earlier after measuring the distance between the other plant and where the hallway door frame ended.
Liz now stood next to Patty, watching him hop down from the step ladder to appreciate his work.
Two mistletoe, in equal distance from each other.
"All done!" he declared in victory.
"I guess it's not too bad…" Patty stroked her invisible beard in thought, her head cocked to the side as if observing art, in which to Kid it technically was.
"See? Symmetry isn't as horrible as you think it to be" he smiled as bright as Christmas day, standing directly under and in the middle of where the two plants dangled helplessly before the Death god.
Patty shrugged, accepting his minor revision, "Alright I can live with it, what do you think Liz?"
The tall blonde looked up at the new decoration, then back at Kid," To be honest, I'm more surprised that you let Patty hang mistletoe in the first place"
It was silent for a moment.
He blinked in a sudden realization of what he had just hung up.
What it meant.
And his current location.
Liz and Patty exchanged glances, before a synchronized smile slowly formed on each of their faces.
With three quick strides, the two sisters were on both sides of their meister and planted a big kiss on each side of his cheeks at the same time.
Kid remained completely still in utter shock as a blush burned his face and fried his brain from thinking.
The two stood back up and smiled big.
"I suppose symmetry isn't so bad after all" Patty giggled at his shocked face that seemed to freeze in place.
"I suppose not. C'mon Patty, let's go hang up the rest!" Liz declared, patting Kid on the head as she took the hammer from his hand and the bag of magical kissing plants.
Patty grabbed the step ladder and ran off giggling, "I'll go get the measuring tape!"
By the time Kid snapped out of his trance, the girls were halfway down the hallway with every intention of nailing mistletoe on every door frame in the house. How else were they going to get their kicks during the Christmas party with Maka and the others?
He watched them go in silence, absent mindedly reaching up and touching both of his cheek where they were just moments ago.
Nothing could stop him from smiling at that moment.
This going to be a beautiful, symmetrical, Christmas.
