Part of an idea for a lokixoc fic

A/N: Dis is the name of Thorin's sister from 'The Hobbit', and as that is the only name I feel would fit, that is her name. :D

Loki loved Dis very much, but for one week every month, she was a completly different woman. That didn't mean he loved her any less, he was just scared shitless during that week.

The week of the menstrual.

He would do anything for her that week, not that he wouldn't otherwise, but during that week he managed to be nearly twice as fast. Frigga and many other woman, even Sif, found it rather cute and touching, and Odin was rather proud that his youngest son found somebody he cared about enough that he would fetch rather embarrising things for, as he, and many men before him, had done.

Thor and the worriers three, however, found it very amusing that Loki had learned the 'yes, dear' so early, and would tease him relentlessly. Until Sif caught wind of it, at which point the four men had to endure a long and (in their opinion) disgusting lecture on how, exactly, the female body worked, and the pain they went through /every month/, described in excruciating detail.

They never teased Loki about that again.

Dis knew she was very moody (read: a bitch) during her 'damn, bloody week', and she was very grateful that Loki was there for her, and hadn't gotten sick of her yet. Especially after the time with the fork. That, she thought, would make Loki hate her. Instead he brought it up whenever he wanted something.

Damn, blackmailing moose.

He always hated when she called him moose, which is why she would call him that when she was mildly angry. The things she called him when she was very angry where not things that should be spoken in polite company. Though she usually called him 'm'luv', the two words practically one with her accent.

He called her whatever he felt like calling her at the moment, though the most used was probably 'woman' [A/N: Remember that 'woman' was used as a term of respect] or 'my woman' with a slightly possesive tone. She loved when he called her that.

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A/N: Yeah, I know, it's short, but it just came to me while I was being a bitch on my period. Bet you wanted to know that ;). if you want to continue the story of Dis and Loki, feel free, just let me know so I can read your story.