Thanks to sabby64 for the idea and don't ask why you just gave me the idea ok? No arguing ok? Now on to the first lesson

Lesson 1 introduction (bahahahaha)

Bakura- you foolish mortal I should send you to the shadow realm for just appearing in this page

Lily- Bakura .....

Bakura- ah yes me and my friend points beside him and sees no one grr now where did that bastard go?

Malik- flirting with his FAN CLUB (malik has one of those too) how about we hook up some time flashing a seductive look

Random girl- squeal oh that would be wonderfull

Bakura- sees malik 'flirting again are we now...... hey how come I never get any girls maybe I am too scary to have a girlfriend hmm that's right hahaha I will rule the world ..... as soon as that bastard dies'(sorry yami fans) taps malik's shoulder

Malik- turns around ah buddy pal.... pats bakura's back

Bakura- save the small talk mortal we have students to teach!

Malik-flashing a charming smile if you will excuse us my dear....

Random girl- faints

Malik- you think we should help her?

Bakura- no best leave her there she's a whore anyway

Lily- were did our teacher go (Lily is a nicy-nice girl so she doesn't know much about tombrobbering and whatnot But that will all change very soon! Bahahaha)

Ashley- I dunno maybe a man with a weird accent came up to them and said eat poopy (the only way to describe Ashley is "sense of humor (major sense of humor) but that sense of humor will become a sick and twisted sence of humor very soon! Bahahaha)

Lily- do you think that is possible? I mean about only 2% of the majority of people actually have the nerve to go walk up to a complete stranger and say "eat poopy"

Ashley- true but it would be funny if anyone actually had the nerve

Random person- pops up in front of Ashley EAT POOPY runs away screaming

Lily- -- that was uncalled for

Bakura- dragging malik do I have to pull you like a dog to keep you away from every girl that walks by? Lily and Ashley are waiting for us you mortal!

Malik- you mean they are girls

Bakura- are you that naïve? yes they are girls and you better not pull any moves on either of them or you will have to deal with me

Malik- ok already let me go and I'll behave

Bakura- lets go of malik you better be true to your world mortal

Lily- looking around for Bakura

Bakura- see's Lily and walks towards her I finally got that idiot off the girls

Ashley- y' know I had a dream about that once one guy chasing after a million girls it was soooo funny.

Lily- really?

Ashley-really

Bakura(sarcastic tone) well dejavu

Malik- ok I get first picks!!!!!!

Bakura- why do you get first picks you wanabee

Malik- cause I am blonde

Bakura- fine but hurry up you are wasting my afterlife

Malik- I pick Ashley

Bakura- good cause I was going to pick Lily

Lily- tugging at bakura's sleeve so master bakura, when do we begin

Bakura- Right now I'm going to take you on a date

Lily- date?

Bakura- to help you on your additude Frankly I don't like it you should be more aggressive

Lily- yes I will try master smiles sweetly

Bakura- 'atleast she is obiedient'

Malik- hello beautiful

Ashley- hahahahahahahaahaha now that's funny ahahahahaahahahahah you're kidding right ?

Malik- nope you are actually the first girl I've ever considered pretty

Ashley- really

Malik- yup!

Ashley- wow

Malik- now lets go to a place where we can eat it's on me

Ashley- ok sure then

if you have any idea's you would like to share with me please review and let me know ok?

& that wuz the first chappy peoplez