Mario kart IX double dash II

It was a bright sunny day in the metro kingdom and the start of a new Mario kart seasen the racers wore redy

Lakado: 3 2 1

And the racers sped off

Mario: peach hold on the karts have been fited with V8 GTI XTREMS.

Peach: I know Mario you need to watch the road.

Diddy: hey dix lets get that fat plumber.

Dixe thow a giga banna.

Peach: watch out Mario.

Mario and peachs kart slipped on the banna with diddy and dixe lughing as they sped past

Mario: peach they cheated.

Peach: that's funny that has not happed since the 1st compotishon

Mario: I think bowsers up to his old tricks again.

Cappy: help help

Luigi was trying to suck up cappy and tiara

Luigi: take that you ghost hat bastods.

Mario accelerated hard

Mario: im gonna get that green Cunt.

Daisy: Hurry Luigi your brother is comeing

Luigi: Fine.

Luigi used a P-leaf and disappeared.

Mario and cappys car pulled over.

Mario: are you too all right

Cappy: well bearly

Tiara: luigi tried to kill us

Peach: Mario I think we need to lakato

Puline ran to Mario

Puline: Mario bow is hunting for cappy she thinks you replaced her as your ghost friend

King dedede: EHEHEHEHEH WHAT ARE YO FAGOTS DOIN HEAR THE RACE ENDED 3 HOURRS AGO

Mario: shut up you fat blue walffale you and bowser must be up to this.

Escargon: well acaley Mario luigi has had enth of your fame he has joined bowser.

Suddenly eggman appers and puts his hand out and cappy and tiara full inside it

Eggman: GHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

TEM ROKEATE: WE TAK AS KETCHUPS POKEMAN

ASH: PEKERCHU USE THUNDER WIPE

PIKACHU: PEKA PEKA PACMAN

TEM ROKEAT: AH

TEM ROKET RUN AWAY

Eggman disappers

Dedede speds off with escargon

Mwen while in boo house

Bow: every one find coppy he stel my place

?: eog men have he allreday

BOW ; exerlent bring in oters

Oters enter room

Bow: fellow partners Mario forgotten about us

Kops: no one remembers me

Ms mows: fuck dat cunt

Paracarry: I was fired ages ago in favour of a toad

Kid Yoshi: Im goin to chalinge him in the gritz pit

Lakuluster: I wish I killed him

Gombeller and gombario are having augument about whos smarter

Gombellr: I have better moves

Gombario: I don't need book to tattle

Back to partners

Sushie: I wish I drownd him

Kooper: I thought he was good

Bombette: I colud of blew him up

Admrall bobby: I almost died thanks to him

Watt: I will electrocute his ass

Madame flurrie: skrew him

Vivian: I wish I keped with my sisters

Bow: don't lose hope we will be rememberd woe have to get red of coppy first

All partners cearing loudly

Eggman appred

Eggman: good news ive got them

Partnes booing at cppy

Bow : now you will wach him be raped to death

Bow : kill the spare

Tira was blown to pecices by bombette and admral boobys explotion

Cappy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..she was a bit of a pussey

Bow :Now for the main part

Bow starts rapeing cappy

Cappy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BOW : dis feels gr8

Cappy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

IT WENT ON FOR 8 HOURS

BOW: OH YEH

CAPPY: EH..EH.. …. ….

Bow: BEHOLD HES DEAD

PARTNERS CERRING EXTRA LOUD

TO BE CONTINUED