Mario kart IX double dash II
It was a bright sunny day in the metro kingdom and the start of a new Mario kart seasen the racers wore redy
Lakado: 3 2 1
And the racers sped off
Mario: peach hold on the karts have been fited with V8 GTI XTREMS.
Peach: I know Mario you need to watch the road.
Diddy: hey dix lets get that fat plumber.
Dixe thow a giga banna.
Peach: watch out Mario.
Mario and peachs kart slipped on the banna with diddy and dixe lughing as they sped past
Mario: peach they cheated.
Peach: that's funny that has not happed since the 1st compotishon
Mario: I think bowsers up to his old tricks again.
Cappy: help help
Luigi was trying to suck up cappy and tiara
Luigi: take that you ghost hat bastods.
Mario accelerated hard
Mario: im gonna get that green Cunt.
Daisy: Hurry Luigi your brother is comeing
Luigi: Fine.
Luigi used a P-leaf and disappeared.
Mario and cappys car pulled over.
Mario: are you too all right
Cappy: well bearly
Tiara: luigi tried to kill us
Peach: Mario I think we need to lakato
Puline ran to Mario
Puline: Mario bow is hunting for cappy she thinks you replaced her as your ghost friend
King dedede: EHEHEHEHEH WHAT ARE YO FAGOTS DOIN HEAR THE RACE ENDED 3 HOURRS AGO
Mario: shut up you fat blue walffale you and bowser must be up to this.
Escargon: well acaley Mario luigi has had enth of your fame he has joined bowser.
Suddenly eggman appers and puts his hand out and cappy and tiara full inside it
Eggman: GHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
TEM ROKEATE: WE TAK AS KETCHUPS POKEMAN
ASH: PEKERCHU USE THUNDER WIPE
PIKACHU: PEKA PEKA PACMAN
TEM ROKEAT: AH
TEM ROKET RUN AWAY
Eggman disappers
Dedede speds off with escargon
Mwen while in boo house
Bow: every one find coppy he stel my place
?: eog men have he allreday
BOW ; exerlent bring in oters
Oters enter room
Bow: fellow partners Mario forgotten about us
Kops: no one remembers me
Ms mows: fuck dat cunt
Paracarry: I was fired ages ago in favour of a toad
Kid Yoshi: Im goin to chalinge him in the gritz pit
Lakuluster: I wish I killed him
Gombeller and gombario are having augument about whos smarter
Gombellr: I have better moves
Gombario: I don't need book to tattle
Back to partners
Sushie: I wish I drownd him
Kooper: I thought he was good
Bombette: I colud of blew him up
Admrall bobby: I almost died thanks to him
Watt: I will electrocute his ass
Madame flurrie: skrew him
Vivian: I wish I keped with my sisters
Bow: don't lose hope we will be rememberd woe have to get red of coppy first
All partners cearing loudly
Eggman appred
Eggman: good news ive got them
Partnes booing at cppy
Bow : now you will wach him be raped to death
Bow : kill the spare
Tira was blown to pecices by bombette and admral boobys explotion
Cappy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..she was a bit of a pussey
Bow :Now for the main part
Bow starts rapeing cappy
Cappy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BOW : dis feels gr8
Cappy: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
IT WENT ON FOR 8 HOURS
BOW: OH YEH
CAPPY: EH..EH.. …. ….
Bow: BEHOLD HES DEAD
PARTNERS CERRING EXTRA LOUD
TO BE CONTINUED
