I am currently taking a break from my other story, but I have just stumbled aross some funny websites with auto-correct fails on and this short came into my head. There may be more in the future if people like them. Warning most (if not all) contain potty mouth and are for older readers.
Steph sat at her desk tapping her pencil against her lips. She had started a search running and was using the time to exercise her mind doing a Sudoku. It was something she had got into recently but this one was particularly difficult. She gave in and picked up her iPhone and text Ranger to see if he could come over and spot something she was missing. Okay so it was a bit lazy as he was just down the hall but it really seemed like too much effort to get up.
Her phone alerted her to a new message and she picked looked at the message
Babe, didn't think you were in to that. Happy to help expand your horizons but maybe we should wait until later.
Steph looked at her phone confused. Why should they wait until later until to do the Sudoku? Okay so it was during work hours but she was just filling in time for the search to finish. She unlocked her phone and opened the conversation.
It was then she re-read the text she had sent to him
Need help, obsessed with sodomy but can't do it alone, need help.
Damn auto-correct! She thunked her head against the desk flushed red with embarrassment. She opened her desk draw and rooted around for her gun and bullets.
Ranger appeared at her side smiling at her.
"I meant Sudoku! The phone changed it!"
"Babe!"
