A/N: I wrote this to amuse my brother during a car trip, and found it funny, so I'm uploading it. Hope you enjoy!
Cat: Harry Potter
Prompt: DO THE HARLEM SHAKE.
The Great Hall was silent as everyone ate breakfast, then Harry came in and started dancing crazily, waving his arms like windmills. Nobody seemed to notice him, and continued about their routine. Until Harry shouted,
"NOW DO THE HARLEM SHAKE."
Suddenly everyone was dressed up strange and dancing.
Dumbledore was in a Godzilla onesy and twerking.
Draco was dressed in a white suit and doing the thriller dance while several slytherins were his background dancers.
Luna was wearing her lion hat and doing the macarena.
Hermione was doing the shimmy in a ball gown.
Ron was in a grass skirt and wearing a cocanut bra and doing the hula.
Fred and George were wearing speedos and doing the can can.
Colin was dressed as a squearrel and crawling on one of the walls.
Minerva was doing the gungam style dance with Snape, both wearing horse heads.
Trelawney was waving her arms randomly.
Cedric was dead and showing Draco and the background dancers how to dance the thriller right.
Ginny was dressed as a banana and waltzing with Sirius, who was dressed as a hot dog.
Remus was dressed as a peanut and wearing a top hat and monical, holding a cane as he did the moonwalk.
Voldemort and his Death Eaters were doing the single ladies dance, dressed as Lady Gaga. Lucy was wearing the meat dress.
Bellatrix was in a body bag and rolling on the floor, laughing.
As Harry looked at his work, still dancing, he felt proud.
