-Hello,I'm Dr.Fluffykins...BWAHAHAHA!! I'm a crazy doctor named Fluffykins...BWAHHAHAHA!!! Ahem Anyway,our story starts with the YuGiOh gang at Ryou and Bakuras house on Saturday.Everyones going crazy...-

Marik:Die Yami die!!! Chasing Yami with Millenium Rod

Bakura:DIE DIE DIE!!! Chasing with knife

Ryou:Kura No!!Dives on Bakura and falls on the floor with him You promised no blood stains on the carpet!!

Yami:Screw the damn carpet! Get them away from me!!Dives under coffee tableYugi help me!!

Yugi:You help me! Now running away from Marik,Marik now with chainsaw

Marik:FEAR ME MINI-PHAROAH!! WHERE ARE YOUR HEART OF THE CARDS NOW?!?!

Anzu:No! I won't let you hurt my boyfriend!!

Everyone:Stops and stares at Anzu with blank looks

Kaiba:Since when did you start goin' out with Yugi?

Bakura:Who the hell cares?!Pushes Ryou off and chases Yugi

Ryou:Hides in the cornerI can't bare to see the carpet!

Yugi:Running around like a psyco Help would be nice people!!

Kaiba:Laying on the couch watching TV

Marik:HAHAHA!!! DIE HOBBIT DIE!! Turns on chainsaw

Anzu:Slaps Marik on the face

Marik:What'd you do that for?!

Anzu:I won't let you hurt my lover!

Yugi:Still running from Bakura

Marik:Lover? Fine I won't kill your lover.Walks over and kicks the coffee table overI'll kill the pharoah instead!!

Yugi:StopsWhew.

Yami:Crawls as fast as he can away

Kaiba:Fliping channels Soaps...Soaps...Sex and The City...Soaps...Yu-Gi-Oh!...

Ryou:Watches Bakura miss Yami and stab the coffee table

Bakura:Damn you pharoah!

Marik:If he's your lover why did you lie to me when we were dating?!

Anzu:Because you were crazy!!

Yami:Running away from Bakura

Bakura:Laughs evilyDance monkey dance!!!

Yugi:Poor Yami...Not my problem right now though...

Anzu:I hate you!!

Marik:I hate you too!!

Anzu:I don't get why we had sex then...

Marik:We were drunk oh dumb one!

Ryou:Opens eyes No blood on the carpet...yet...

Kaiba:Ooh! Who wants to be a millionare!

Bakura:Runs to where Marik is and grabs the chainsawDie you ass!!Runs after Yami

Ryou:Hears doorbellWho can that be... Crawls toward door going over dead furnitureOh,hi...what are you doing here...?

Yugi:Let me change the channel!!

Kaiba:No.Screw you!

Yugi:Gimme!! OR I'm tellin'!

Kaiba:It's mine!!

Bakura:Runs behind TV with Yami So close! Yes!!Yami jumps over the TV making Bakura chop the TV in half Damn you!!

Kaiba:Noooo!!!

Yami:Ha.A little weak aren't you tomb robber?

Marik:Well is it my fault that the kids wouldn't stop crying?!

Anzu:Well then why did you send them to the shadow realm?

Marik:The little asses wouldn't shutup!!

Ryou:Ishizu,why are you here?

Ishizu:So I can pick up my brother...Stares at all the fighting

Oh my gosh!!

Ryou:Hold on...Grabs Bakura No mas Baku.No killing the pharoah.I told you that already.

Bakura:Pushes Ryou It's my choice! So back off!!

Ryou:No.You can kill the dummy Yami later.Remember the one that I made so you wouldn't kill the real one?

Yami:Walks towards them You made a dummy of me??

Bakura:Yeah,and it looks like the real dummy.

Yami:Why you..Grabs a frying pan from the kitchen and starts chasing both of them

Kaiba:Thanks a lot Yugi,you killed the TV!!

Yugi:Did not!!

Ishizu:Stares at all the people killing

Marik:It was your fault that you got me a stripper for my birthday!!

Anzu:You didn't have to put all the money I shared with you in the strippers assho-

Ishizu:STOP!!!

Everyone:Stops with all the choking and killing

Ishizu:I can't believe you! I'm sure you all have been raised right!!

Ryou:Bakura hasn't.

Bakura:Smiles innocentlyI still can't read.

Ishizu:Who cares?! You people are crazy!! And I for one are going to change this!!

Marik:Why?

Ishizu:Because,this is how Dr.Fluffykins planned this.

Everyone:Dr.Fluffykins?!

Dr.Fluffykins:Stealing pie from the fridgeI'm Dr.Fluffykins...BWAHAHAHA!!! Runs out the door

Kaiba:So what are you going to do? Make us hold hands?

Ishizu:Nope.I'm going to make you all switch bodies!!Dark clouds and junk around with lightning and cloudsHAHAHAHA!!!

Yami:Right...

Ishizu:ChantingBibbleDerdenyWockyachoo,giggleofshoeamoleofpoo!!

Anzu:Sorry I didn't hear that...

Bakura:She said BibbleDerdenyWockyachoo,giggleofshoeamoleofpoo,Duh.

Yugi:A rat could remember that.

Kaiba:You shouldn't say stuff like that about Bakura.

Marik:Snickers

Bakura:Yeah,Hey wait-

Ishizu:Raises hands and a bright light comes shining

Later at night

Everyone:Wakes up a few seconds after others

Yugi:What happened...?

Yami:I don't know...Stares at hands My hands are tan!!

Marik:Pharoah don't yell...Runs fingers through hairTHis isn't my hair!!

Ryou:You must have been switched to Yami's body.

Yami:This suks.

Marik:This is great!!