-Hello,I'm Dr.Fluffykins...BWAHAHAHA!! I'm a crazy doctor named Fluffykins...BWAHHAHAHA!!! Ahem Anyway,our story starts with the YuGiOh gang at Ryou and Bakuras house on Saturday.Everyones going crazy...-
Marik:Die Yami die!!! Chasing Yami with Millenium Rod
Bakura:DIE DIE DIE!!! Chasing with knife
Ryou:Kura No!!Dives on Bakura and falls on the floor with him You promised no blood stains on the carpet!!
Yami:Screw the damn carpet! Get them away from me!!Dives under coffee tableYugi help me!!
Yugi:You help me! Now running away from Marik,Marik now with chainsaw
Marik:FEAR ME MINI-PHAROAH!! WHERE ARE YOUR HEART OF THE CARDS NOW?!?!
Anzu:No! I won't let you hurt my boyfriend!!
Everyone:Stops and stares at Anzu with blank looks
Kaiba:Since when did you start goin' out with Yugi?
Bakura:Who the hell cares?!Pushes Ryou off and chases Yugi
Ryou:Hides in the cornerI can't bare to see the carpet!
Yugi:Running around like a psyco Help would be nice people!!
Kaiba:Laying on the couch watching TV
Marik:HAHAHA!!! DIE HOBBIT DIE!! Turns on chainsaw
Anzu:Slaps Marik on the face
Marik:What'd you do that for?!
Anzu:I won't let you hurt my lover!
Yugi:Still running from Bakura
Marik:Lover? Fine I won't kill your lover.Walks over and kicks the coffee table overI'll kill the pharoah instead!!
Yugi:StopsWhew.
Yami:Crawls as fast as he can away
Kaiba:Fliping channels Soaps...Soaps...Sex and The City...Soaps...Yu-Gi-Oh!...
Ryou:Watches Bakura miss Yami and stab the coffee table
Bakura:Damn you pharoah!
Marik:If he's your lover why did you lie to me when we were dating?!
Anzu:Because you were crazy!!
Yami:Running away from Bakura
Bakura:Laughs evilyDance monkey dance!!!
Yugi:Poor Yami...Not my problem right now though...
Anzu:I hate you!!
Marik:I hate you too!!
Anzu:I don't get why we had sex then...
Marik:We were drunk oh dumb one!
Ryou:Opens eyes No blood on the carpet...yet...
Kaiba:Ooh! Who wants to be a millionare!
Bakura:Runs to where Marik is and grabs the chainsawDie you ass!!Runs after Yami
Ryou:Hears doorbellWho can that be... Crawls toward door going over dead furnitureOh,hi...what are you doing here...?
Yugi:Let me change the channel!!
Kaiba:No.Screw you!
Yugi:Gimme!! OR I'm tellin'!
Kaiba:It's mine!!
Bakura:Runs behind TV with Yami So close! Yes!!Yami jumps over the TV making Bakura chop the TV in half Damn you!!
Kaiba:Noooo!!!
Yami:Ha.A little weak aren't you tomb robber?
Marik:Well is it my fault that the kids wouldn't stop crying?!
Anzu:Well then why did you send them to the shadow realm?
Marik:The little asses wouldn't shutup!!
Ryou:Ishizu,why are you here?
Ishizu:So I can pick up my brother...Stares at all the fighting
Oh my gosh!!
Ryou:Hold on...Grabs Bakura No mas Baku.No killing the pharoah.I told you that already.
Bakura:Pushes Ryou It's my choice! So back off!!
Ryou:No.You can kill the dummy Yami later.Remember the one that I made so you wouldn't kill the real one?
Yami:Walks towards them You made a dummy of me??
Bakura:Yeah,and it looks like the real dummy.
Yami:Why you..Grabs a frying pan from the kitchen and starts chasing both of them
Kaiba:Thanks a lot Yugi,you killed the TV!!
Yugi:Did not!!
Ishizu:Stares at all the people killing
Marik:It was your fault that you got me a stripper for my birthday!!
Anzu:You didn't have to put all the money I shared with you in the strippers assho-
Ishizu:STOP!!!
Everyone:Stops with all the choking and killing
Ishizu:I can't believe you! I'm sure you all have been raised right!!
Ryou:Bakura hasn't.
Bakura:Smiles innocentlyI still can't read.
Ishizu:Who cares?! You people are crazy!! And I for one are going to change this!!
Marik:Why?
Ishizu:Because,this is how Dr.Fluffykins planned this.
Everyone:Dr.Fluffykins?!
Dr.Fluffykins:Stealing pie from the fridgeI'm Dr.Fluffykins...BWAHAHAHA!!! Runs out the door
Kaiba:So what are you going to do? Make us hold hands?
Ishizu:Nope.I'm going to make you all switch bodies!!Dark clouds and junk around with lightning and cloudsHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami:Right...
Ishizu:ChantingBibbleDerdenyWockyachoo,giggleofshoeamoleofpoo!!
Anzu:Sorry I didn't hear that...
Bakura:She said BibbleDerdenyWockyachoo,giggleofshoeamoleofpoo,Duh.
Yugi:A rat could remember that.
Kaiba:You shouldn't say stuff like that about Bakura.
Marik:Snickers
Bakura:Yeah,Hey wait-
Ishizu:Raises hands and a bright light comes shining
Later at night
Everyone:Wakes up a few seconds after others
Yugi:What happened...?
Yami:I don't know...Stares at hands My hands are tan!!
Marik:Pharoah don't yell...Runs fingers through hairTHis isn't my hair!!
Ryou:You must have been switched to Yami's body.
Yami:This suks.
Marik:This is great!!
Marik:Die Yami die!!! Chasing Yami with Millenium Rod
Bakura:DIE DIE DIE!!! Chasing with knife
Ryou:Kura No!!Dives on Bakura and falls on the floor with him You promised no blood stains on the carpet!!
Yami:Screw the damn carpet! Get them away from me!!Dives under coffee tableYugi help me!!
Yugi:You help me! Now running away from Marik,Marik now with chainsaw
Marik:FEAR ME MINI-PHAROAH!! WHERE ARE YOUR HEART OF THE CARDS NOW?!?!
Anzu:No! I won't let you hurt my boyfriend!!
Everyone:Stops and stares at Anzu with blank looks
Kaiba:Since when did you start goin' out with Yugi?
Bakura:Who the hell cares?!Pushes Ryou off and chases Yugi
Ryou:Hides in the cornerI can't bare to see the carpet!
Yugi:Running around like a psyco Help would be nice people!!
Kaiba:Laying on the couch watching TV
Marik:HAHAHA!!! DIE HOBBIT DIE!! Turns on chainsaw
Anzu:Slaps Marik on the face
Marik:What'd you do that for?!
Anzu:I won't let you hurt my lover!
Yugi:Still running from Bakura
Marik:Lover? Fine I won't kill your lover.Walks over and kicks the coffee table overI'll kill the pharoah instead!!
Yugi:StopsWhew.
Yami:Crawls as fast as he can away
Kaiba:Fliping channels Soaps...Soaps...Sex and The City...Soaps...Yu-Gi-Oh!...
Ryou:Watches Bakura miss Yami and stab the coffee table
Bakura:Damn you pharoah!
Marik:If he's your lover why did you lie to me when we were dating?!
Anzu:Because you were crazy!!
Yami:Running away from Bakura
Bakura:Laughs evilyDance monkey dance!!!
Yugi:Poor Yami...Not my problem right now though...
Anzu:I hate you!!
Marik:I hate you too!!
Anzu:I don't get why we had sex then...
Marik:We were drunk oh dumb one!
Ryou:Opens eyes No blood on the carpet...yet...
Kaiba:Ooh! Who wants to be a millionare!
Bakura:Runs to where Marik is and grabs the chainsawDie you ass!!Runs after Yami
Ryou:Hears doorbellWho can that be... Crawls toward door going over dead furnitureOh,hi...what are you doing here...?
Yugi:Let me change the channel!!
Kaiba:No.Screw you!
Yugi:Gimme!! OR I'm tellin'!
Kaiba:It's mine!!
Bakura:Runs behind TV with Yami So close! Yes!!Yami jumps over the TV making Bakura chop the TV in half Damn you!!
Kaiba:Noooo!!!
Yami:Ha.A little weak aren't you tomb robber?
Marik:Well is it my fault that the kids wouldn't stop crying?!
Anzu:Well then why did you send them to the shadow realm?
Marik:The little asses wouldn't shutup!!
Ryou:Ishizu,why are you here?
Ishizu:So I can pick up my brother...Stares at all the fighting
Oh my gosh!!
Ryou:Hold on...Grabs Bakura No mas Baku.No killing the pharoah.I told you that already.
Bakura:Pushes Ryou It's my choice! So back off!!
Ryou:No.You can kill the dummy Yami later.Remember the one that I made so you wouldn't kill the real one?
Yami:Walks towards them You made a dummy of me??
Bakura:Yeah,and it looks like the real dummy.
Yami:Why you..Grabs a frying pan from the kitchen and starts chasing both of them
Kaiba:Thanks a lot Yugi,you killed the TV!!
Yugi:Did not!!
Ishizu:Stares at all the people killing
Marik:It was your fault that you got me a stripper for my birthday!!
Anzu:You didn't have to put all the money I shared with you in the strippers assho-
Ishizu:STOP!!!
Everyone:Stops with all the choking and killing
Ishizu:I can't believe you! I'm sure you all have been raised right!!
Ryou:Bakura hasn't.
Bakura:Smiles innocentlyI still can't read.
Ishizu:Who cares?! You people are crazy!! And I for one are going to change this!!
Marik:Why?
Ishizu:Because,this is how Dr.Fluffykins planned this.
Everyone:Dr.Fluffykins?!
Dr.Fluffykins:Stealing pie from the fridgeI'm Dr.Fluffykins...BWAHAHAHA!!! Runs out the door
Kaiba:So what are you going to do? Make us hold hands?
Ishizu:Nope.I'm going to make you all switch bodies!!Dark clouds and junk around with lightning and cloudsHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami:Right...
Ishizu:ChantingBibbleDerdenyWockyachoo,giggleofshoeamoleofpoo!!
Anzu:Sorry I didn't hear that...
Bakura:She said BibbleDerdenyWockyachoo,giggleofshoeamoleofpoo,Duh.
Yugi:A rat could remember that.
Kaiba:You shouldn't say stuff like that about Bakura.
Marik:Snickers
Bakura:Yeah,Hey wait-
Ishizu:Raises hands and a bright light comes shining
Later at night
Everyone:Wakes up a few seconds after others
Yugi:What happened...?
Yami:I don't know...Stares at hands My hands are tan!!
Marik:Pharoah don't yell...Runs fingers through hairTHis isn't my hair!!
Ryou:You must have been switched to Yami's body.
Yami:This suks.
Marik:This is great!!
