Why Iris Elric should never have pain killers
"Ever-dateless-person!" Iris wailed, running into the office and hugging Havoc, crying into his shoulder.
"What." Havoc said sulkily over the sniggers of the others, 'cause it was so true. Iris suddenly stopped crying, standing up straight,
"I can't remember." She said with a concentrated expression before shrugging and walking to the window with an interested look on her face. The others were still laughing. She opened the window and looked down then up, and jumped out.
"What just happened?" Breda asked the others after a moment, as they were all staring at the window in shock. Then Ed ran into the room.
"Did she come this way?" He asked them "She ran off after I said she couldn't eat all the food in the mess hall." He added, still out of breath.
"Yeah, she came this way." Fuery said, still shocked.
"Well, where is she?" Ed asked, getting impatiant. They all pointed at the window. Ed ran to the window, looking down first, then up and shouting, "Iris! What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
There was a pause. "Can't remember!" Iris's voice shouted back. The other guys went to the window to see Iris was scaling the building.
"Hey guys! I remebered something!" She yelled down, "I can fly!" Then she let go of the wall.
Ed, being the fastest thinker, and only one able to do anything, clapped his hands and slammed them to tha wall and making a giant hand catch her, cursing Iris the whole time.
"Why the hell did you do that, you dumb ass?!" He shouted at her, but she wasn't listening.
"Hey, I can do that too!" She said exitedly, clapping her hands and putting them on the stone hand, making it go back into the wall, and causing her to resume falling. Ed swore, before recreating the hand, this time bringing her back up. When it got to their level, she hopped through the window as if nothing happened.
Havoc, Breda and Fuery, who had been silent the whole time, were staring at them. Partly from how Iris was acting, and partly from the last swear Ed had used.
"Hi." She said conversationally, "you're short." Ed's temple ticked.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SMALLER THAN HAVOCS IQ!?" Shouted Ed furiously. Havoc pouted.
"What is it, pick on Havoc day?" He whined.
"Yes." Iris said seriously. Breda and Fuery both snorted quietly. Ed turned to Iris, who had taken great intrest in the Mustang's wooden desk. Ed sighed.
"Come on, let's go get Al." He told her. Iris nodded brightly and, after hugging the desk, walked over to Ed.
"Ed," Fuery started "just out of curiosity, why is Iris acting like this?"
Ed sighed again "She was complaining about her automail ports hurting really bad, and the Colonel was sick of her whining and gave her a pain killer." Ed, having known that she got very loopy when she had pain killers since they were little, was understandably upset with the Colonel.
"Come on, 'Ris." He said to Iris, who had gone back to hugging the desk while they were talking. Once the siblings had left, Breda said what was on all their minds.
"Well, that was amusing. Weird, but amusing."
Fin
A/N: This is an idea for the Elric's little sister that I thought of, but I don't know if I will write a whole story of it, so feel free to use Iris, just drop me a pm so I know, and can read your story.
