This is my first Harry Potter Fanfiction. I hope you enjoy my first chapter. I got the idea for this story from a song by Marina and the Diamonds How To Be A HeartBreaker. Also I'm looking for a Beta reader for this story. I know you suppose to have one before you publish but I couldn't find one so if you interested please PM me and don't forget to review, favorite,follow if you like my story. Also Harry Potter doesn't belong to me. I have to make sure and say that because I'm not cut out for jail.

"Ugh", Hermione Granger sighed as she was rubbing her annoying,pompous, asshole of a boss, Draco Malfoy had just dropped of a huge stack of files for her to sort through just before she was getting ready to leave.

"Granger, I need these done before for staff meeting tomorrow."he commanded. Hermione opened her mouth to say something when he hissed, "Granger we all know you have no social life , I can tell by the way you look you have no boyfriend." And with that he stalked out of her office.

Hermione was fuming if it wasn't for a fact that she needed this job she would have hexed him blind. Hermione in fact did have somewhere to be after work. Ginny had invited her over for dinner to meet some guy. Hermione rolled her eyes, Ginny, Mrs. Weasley and Heremione mother ,were constantly pressing her to get married and have kids. Hermione honestly wasn't interested in any of that. For her work come first and everything else come after. Hermione checked the time 7:55, she was supposed to be at Ginny's by 8:00. Hermione picked up her IPhone and dial Ginny's number. She was a bit scared what her reaction might be considering Ginny the when Hermione canceled plan for work.

"James, Albus, stop running in the house and go wash up for dinner." Ginny yelled at her sons before answering the phone. "Hello."

"Ginny" Hermione answered.

"Hermione are you calling to cancel dinner." Ginny said bluntly. Hermione stayed quiet.

"Hermione Granger you better be sick or have a broken leg because if you are at work I'll do the Baty-Bogey hex on you."

"Ginny I was about to leave when you-know-who dropped off a stack of files and a couple of insults."

"Honestly Hermione why do you still work there."

" I like my job not my boss." Which was true Hermione loved what she did but loathe Malfoy.

Ginny let out a sigh. "Well Hermione what do I tell Ernie."

"Tell him that I came down with the flu."

"Alright."

"Thank you so much Ginny."

"Yeah, yeah make sure you treat me and Luna to a girls night."

"Sure thing." And with that Hermione hanged up her phone. She let out a long sigh and sloughed in her uncomfortable desk chair. She ruffled her bushy hair.

"Draco Malfoy you bastard." She yelled.


My ears are ringing I think someone talking about me." Draco said to his girlfriend Astoria Greengrass.

"They probably talking about how handsome you are." Astoria replied. Draco and Astoria and were currently sitting in the Wizarding World newest food craze , The Three Season and a Cauldron. The restaurant was so popular you had to reserve a table three months in advance. Astoria knew Draco was going to pop the question they had been dating for 5 years and today was their anniversary. When he told her of the date she bought a new dress and put highlights in her hair. The waiter walked over to their table with their deserts. When he uncovered the silver platter, Astoria eyes fell to the little black box on a delicious german chocolate cake. Astoria looked at Draco wide eyed. This was the day she had been waiting for. Her hands were shaking uncontrollably as she reached for the box. She slowly lifted the cover and there inside the box was a ...

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Hermione was sitting on her couch eating take out back at her apartment while sorting through the files. She decided to take them home instead of staying in her office. There been many of time were Hermione actually fell asleep in her office from drowsiness. She was currently wearing her favorite PJs which were all white with little witch hats decorated on them. Hermione yawned and rubbed her eyes. Her cat overweight ginger cat, Crookshanks was rubbing her leg purring. Hermione scratch him under his chin say "You go to bed boy I follow after I get these done." The cat purred in replied and walked off the bedroom. Hermione yawed again , her eyes felt heavy,she tried to fight it but she finally succumbed to her drowsiness and laid back on her couch unbeknownst to the scene that happen half way across town at The Three Season and Cauldron.


Astoria blinked her eyes for a couple of seconds, she couldn't believe her eyes. There in the box was a pair of diamond earrings. She suddenly felt a mix of anger,sadness and disappointment come over her live a wave of cold air. Draco looked at his girlfriend,he could tell her emotion because she looked like a mix of everything. All of A sudden Astoria let out some unattractive sobs. Everyone in the restaurant turned their attention to sobbing Astoria and a clearly pissed off Draco.

"Draco do you love me?" Astoria asked in between sobs.

"Of course I do."Draco answered her hoping she would pull herself together and quit making them look like fools.

"Then why won't you marry me.

"Astoria please not now". Draco couldn 't believe it, he just got her an expense pair of diamonds earrings and she wants to embarrass him and bring up marriage. Astoria loved to pick fight on this touchy subject.

"No Draco we're doing this now. if you love me so much why haven't you married me yet. Every time I bring marriage or kids you ignore me."

"Because I'm not ready for marriage or kids yet." Between Astoria, his mother and father, he didn't know who was more annoying with this marriage shit. Draco just turned 23 he didn't see the need to get married yet, but Astoria had a different point of view.

"Draco you push me aside for work." Astoria whined like a little child. Anger was starting to boil inside Draco he was tempted to say to her 'Even if I get married it won't be to you.'

"Draco I have had it with you, you're a workaholic and if you not ready to take the next step then I'm leaving." Astoria howl as she got up from the table. Draco didn't know if he should call her name and go get her or just let her leave. Draco sighed and gave glares to everyone who was staring. He picked up the box with the earring that Astoria had left and march out the door. Fuming and cursing under his breath.

A couple tables away from this overly dramatic scene sat Rita Skeeter a small smile curved around her lips. Her writers block had just been lifted and she had her next article for the next magazine issue.


Hermione felt few wet tickles on her cheek. Cookshack was licking her so she could get up. Since that didn't work he decided to pounce on her face.

"Cookshack get off." Hermione groaned. The cat slid off her face and on to the ground. Hermione rubbed her eyes and yawned. Her back ached a little because she fell asleep on the couch. Hermione glanced at her clock 7: 50. She was late. Hermione jumped off the couch and raced in to her room , she pulled out the first garment she laid eyes on. She sniffed it, it to see if I was clean. It wasn't. ' I really need to do laundry.' Hermione then rummaged through her closet to find some clean clothing to put on. Finally she found a dress, as she tried to pull it over her head she stumbled into the bathroom. She fumbled around knocking things over. She didn't have time to brush her teeth so she gurgled some mouthwash. She raced into the kitchen looking for breakfast. Her fridge was practically filled with take out left over that need to be thrown out.

She closed her fridge, she decided to get breakfast on her way to work. Hermione slipped her feet in to her old lady flats and tried hard to brush her untameable hair to no avail. She grabbed her bag and picked up all the files. She fumbled around to try to lock her door. When Hermione apparited in the office. Out of breath.

"Granger." she heard a voice call behind her that made her cringe.

"Yes Malfoy." she answered turning around.

"That sir too you," he snarled. "You're late don't make take that off you paycheck. " Draco didn't notice that Hermione rolled her eyes.

"Did you get those finished?" he said.

"Yes." Hermione replied. Draco raised an eyebrow. Hermione added "Sir" at the end.

"Bring them to my office." he said sharply. Draco looked Hermione up and down, his lip curled and he shook his head. "Miss Granger would you please try to dress more appropriately. This is a respected business not a Goodwill." And with that Draco turned mouth snapped out. She squinted her eyes and did an unlady like hand gesture behind his back. Hermione stopped at the coffee room before heading to her office.

"Hey doesn't anyone know what you-know-who 's problem today?" Hermione asked.

Blaise shook his head no and Hannah just shrugged.

"Well he must be on his period or something because he keeps snapping at me." Hermione groaned.

Hannah snickered. "Maybe he has a thing for you, he alway calling your name I mean I don't think he even knows my name."

"Yeah I agree with Hannah. I could see you together." chuckles. Hermione rolled her eyes.

"Stop playing you two." she moaned.

"No serious he might be in love." Blaise added.

"Like if the boss would fall for her." Terry stated. Hermione glared at him.

"What are you trying to say?" she snapped.

"Hermione you're…. well you're Hermione." he said making a gesture to all of her.

"Actually if Hermione would dress like a young woman and not some blind bag lady I think she would be a great catch." Blaise said coming to her defence though Hermione felt like he was insulting her too.

"No Blaise I agree with Terry." Lavender said.

"Ok Terry, Lavender and all other let's make bets too see if Miss Hermione Granger can seduce our merciless boss to fall head over heels in love with her." Blaise announced. Everyone in the room ears perked.

"Ok let's make a bet all those who vote for Hermione will be our servants for a year." Terry proposed. He nodded in agreement. "If we lose we'll be your servants." Everyone then began to make other individual bets and take sides.

"Wait you guys can't do this." Hermione interrupted, looking dumbfounded.

"We can and we shall Hermione." Blaise said. "I'm counting on you."

Opened her mouth to object when Blaise added "I'll buy expense german chocolate every week for a year." Hermione loved chocolate and she never had the expense kinds before. Blaise's face lite up as he could tell that Hermione was contemplating whether to take the offer or not. Hermione was torn she hated Malfoy but loved chocolate. "I'll buy for you even if you fail." Blaise put in hoping that would help make up her mind. Hermione shook her head yes and the room erupted with cheer.

"What are you doing get back to work !" Malfoy screeched.

Hermione took a good look at the man she was suppose to seduce and knew she had her work cut out for her.