A/N: Bofur (the one with an axe in his head) didn't go, instead Boul, my OC of Bombur's daughter, came instead, after a lot of arguing. This is a Fili/OC story, but you won't see any in this one, and so far this is only a one shot, but I may continue it if i get the inspiration. This is just something i wrote the idea down right after i saw DOS, and when i just reread it, it needed to be written. I also couldn't think of any other names, so deal with it. as with most of my storys, if you want to continue this, just let me know.

After she had been locked up, Boul had a lovely view of Kili trying to flirt, which was always amusing.

"You know, I could have anything hidden in my pants." Kili told the she-elf seriously, and Boul nearly died trying to keep her laughter in.

"Or nothing." The she-elf replied, and Boul would actually high-five the elf for that, but she just needed to continue it.

"Kili!" She shouted across to him, gathering both their attention.

"I didn't know you were a girl!" Boul swore she saw the elfs lips twich at this.

"I am not a girl!" Kili shouted back, his face red.

Boul smiled evilly,

"I knew you were a eunuch!" Kili spluttered and denied, but Boul didn't hear him as she was laughing so hard.

If they had been paying attention, they would have seen a certain elleth walking away quickly, shaking with silent laughter.

Deh Endef :D