Jacob:: Hey

Seth:: Hey. Watcha doing?

Jacob:: Nothing

Seth:: Gosh you are such a waffle face

Jacob::My face looks like a waffle? A WAFFLE?

Seth:: Pretty much. Yeah

Jacob:: Grrr

Sam:: Wazzup guys?

Seth:: Jake is being a waffle face

Sam:: A waffle face?

Jacob:: Still grrr-ing over here...

Seth:: Well bye, im gonna go attack Miley Cyrus

Sam:: No seth

Seth:: *whines* WHY?

Sam:: We're supposed to be protecting humans not attacking them

Jacob:: Miley Cyrus cant be counted as a human...

Seth:: SHUT UP WAFFLE FACE

Jacob:: Gosh I was just trying to help

Sam:: But it's true. She's more like a bird.

Jacob:: A bird?

Sam:: Yeah coz of her songs

Seth:: Her songs arent really songs. More like screeching

Jacob:: Like a bird

Sam:: Exactly

Seth:: Calling her a bird is an insult to birds...

Jacob:: So...?

Sam:: Well we're half animal we should like respect the animals

Seth:: Hmm true...

Seth:: So what do we compare her to now? Any ideas waffle face?

Jacob:: No

Sam:: You're letting him call you a waffle face? Thats weird. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Jacob:: Meh

Seth:: Its coz he is a waffle face

Sam:: grrr

Seth:: Grrr

Jacob:: Roar

Sam:: NO

Jacob:: NO?

Sam:: Im the pack leader and I say we say grrr not roar

Jacob:: Fine grrr

Seth:: That last grr didn't count

Jacob:: Why not?

Seth:: There was no reason to say grr

Jacob:: Theres never been a reason to say grrr

Sam:: But anyone else can say it coz there cooler than you

Seth:: Yeah and waffle faces arent cool

Jacob:: Grrr

Seth:: That grr didn't count either

Jacob:: Grrr

Sam:: Or that one

Jacob:: Grr

Seth:: Fine that counted

Jacob:: FINALLY!

*bee buzzes around*

Sam:: *shrieks*

Seth:: *shrieks louder*

Jacob:: You guys are wimps *chases bee*

Bee:: *stings Jacob*

Jacob:: *screams like a little girl*

Sam and Seth:: *laugh*

Mutated gummy bear:: *comes out of no where*

Jacob:: OMG it has a pitchfork O.o

Mutated gummy bear:: Roar

Werewolves:: *run away*

THE END