Jacob:: Hey
Seth:: Hey. Watcha doing?
Jacob:: Nothing
Seth:: Gosh you are such a waffle face
Jacob::My face looks like a waffle? A WAFFLE?
Seth:: Pretty much. Yeah
Jacob:: Grrr
Sam:: Wazzup guys?
Seth:: Jake is being a waffle face
Sam:: A waffle face?
Jacob:: Still grrr-ing over here...
Seth:: Well bye, im gonna go attack Miley Cyrus
Sam:: No seth
Seth:: *whines* WHY?
Sam:: We're supposed to be protecting humans not attacking them
Jacob:: Miley Cyrus cant be counted as a human...
Seth:: SHUT UP WAFFLE FACE
Jacob:: Gosh I was just trying to help
Sam:: But it's true. She's more like a bird.
Jacob:: A bird?
Sam:: Yeah coz of her songs
Seth:: Her songs arent really songs. More like screeching
Jacob:: Like a bird
Sam:: Exactly
Seth:: Calling her a bird is an insult to birds...
Jacob:: So...?
Sam:: Well we're half animal we should like respect the animals
Seth:: Hmm true...
Seth:: So what do we compare her to now? Any ideas waffle face?
Jacob:: No
Sam:: You're letting him call you a waffle face? Thats weird. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Jacob:: Meh
Seth:: Its coz he is a waffle face
Sam:: grrr
Seth:: Grrr
Jacob:: Roar
Sam:: NO
Jacob:: NO?
Sam:: Im the pack leader and I say we say grrr not roar
Jacob:: Fine grrr
Seth:: That last grr didn't count
Jacob:: Why not?
Seth:: There was no reason to say grr
Jacob:: Theres never been a reason to say grrr
Sam:: But anyone else can say it coz there cooler than you
Seth:: Yeah and waffle faces arent cool
Jacob:: Grrr
Seth:: That grr didn't count either
Jacob:: Grrr
Sam:: Or that one
Jacob:: Grr
Seth:: Fine that counted
Jacob:: FINALLY!
*bee buzzes around*
Sam:: *shrieks*
Seth:: *shrieks louder*
Jacob:: You guys are wimps *chases bee*
Bee:: *stings Jacob*
Jacob:: *screams like a little girl*
Sam and Seth:: *laugh*
Mutated gummy bear:: *comes out of no where*
Jacob:: OMG it has a pitchfork O.o
Mutated gummy bear:: Roar
Werewolves:: *run away*
THE END
