ANY NAMES OR LIKENESSES TO REAL PEOPLE ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL AND USED IN FICTICOUS AND PARODIC WAYS. PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. ALSO, IN THIS STORY, EACH CHAPTER IS A DIFFERENT SCENARIO WITH THE SAME MAIN CHARACTERS. THERE IS NO REAL STORYLINE SO GO AHEAD AND READ THE CHAPTERS IN ANY ORDER. PROFANITY WILL BE ATTEMPTED TO STAY AT A MINIMUM BUT NO PROMISES. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY THE USE OF 'MEXICAN' AS A DESCRIPTION FOR THE MACHO SARAH FORM, I AM DEEPLY SORRY, KEEP IN MIND THAT IT IS USED FOR HUMOROUS PURPOSES ONLY AND I DID NOT INTEND TO OFFEND. PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!

CHAPTER UNO

"Kaaate." Sarah whined. She brushed her blonde hair out of her eyes. "When are you gonna get me my Starbucks?"

Kate sighed, setting her forehead on her keyboard. She looked back at her idiotic friend. "Just let me finish this game of League ok?"

"But KAAAAAAAAAAaaate. My stereotypical-white-girl-ness is acting up. I need coffee noooow." She slumped on her friend to annoy her.
Kate sighed again. She shoved her friend off. "Ok fine, Just let me tell the team." She typed furiously for a few seconds. The five champions swarmed one lane and ended the game in ten seconds. Kate spun her chair around and stood up at the victory screen. She pulled her car keys from her pocket and headed towards the door. Sarah pulled on her red hair. "Ow, what?"

Sarah looked into her friend s eyes. "I call shotgun."

"Godammit Sarah, I'm driving, who else would be shotgun?"

She thought for a moment. "I dunno. Voldemort?"

"Why am I friends with you?" Kate grumbled as she headed towards the garage.

**Transition*

"So what do you want?" Kate asked, digging her wallet from her pocket.

Sarah took a moment to look over the menu. "I want Pumpkin Spice."

"But Sarah." Kate tried to reason.

"I said I want Pumpkin Spice Latte." Sarah's voice went dark.

Kate threw her hands up in defeat. "Fine, order it." she whispered "Idiot." to herself.

Sarah walked up to the counter.

"Hello miss, what would you like today?" The cashier asked her. He had an obviously fake smile on, and a nametag that was smudged.

"I'd like one Pumpkin Spice Latte please." she said happily.

The cashier looked confused for a second. "I'm sorry. What?"

"One Pumpkin Spice."

He shook his head. "I'm sorry hon, we don't serve those this time of year. Only around Halloween."

"But."

"I'm sorry, but rules are rules. Plus the only workers that know how to make it go on vacation the rest of the year." He shrugged. "But I'd be willing to give you something else with a small discount if you'd like."

Sarah stared him in the eyes. Fire flashed in her eyes. "What?"

"Uhh, we can't. Give you, Pumpkin Spice."

Sarah's cheek twitched. A few black hairs started poking from her upper lip. Her voice was really masculine now. "What? What do you mean you can't?!"

"We. We can't."

Suddenly, Sarah grew to seven feet tall and she got like, insanely buff. Her skin darkened to a nice tan and her moustache grew to full size. It in itself even seemed to have biceps to scare a professional wrestler.

"Not again." Kate said. She casually stepped outside to avoid the coming shitstorm. "I wonder how many tasers it'll take this time." She pondered this for a moment. Her record was currently seven.

The cashier secretly hit the red button under the counter. "I need a manager. he said into the microphone."

A Dutch man in a nice suit came running. "What is it now John?" His name tag said Felix.

John nudged his head towards the giant hulking white girl.

"Make her the freaking Pumpkin Spice." Felix said.

John stared at his boss, amazed. "What? Really?"

"Dude, she's a regular. We know how to handle this." He handed a slip of paper to the cashier. "These are the instructions. Now go." John rushed to the back room. "Now ma am. Have this." Felix gave Sarah a small cup with some liquid in it.

She carefully grabbed it with two fingers and swallowed it whole. The macho man slowly turned back into the girl it once was. "Thank you Felix." She bent over the counter and hugged him, just in time for John to come back with the latte.

"One seasonal special for the crazy chick." he said, setting the large cup on the counter.

Sarah traded it with a coupon with the store logo on it. "And a side of sass I see." She started sipping as she skipped out and met up with her friend.

"No swat team this time. Good job. Heck, not even a single passerby even looked twice." Kate stepped into her short red convertible. Sarah hopped in the seat next to her. "Everything cool? You got everything?"

Sarah sprang from her seat and ran back in. I left my iPhone! She threw the cup to the ground in her hurry to get her phone back...