Johnny: HOLY SHIT! JIMMY IS GONNA KILL YOU!

Theo: WHAT DO I DO?

Will: Don't ask me man! You're the one who broke it!

Tunny: Uh guys? Jimmy just drove into the parking lot!

Theo: SHIT!

Johnny: Wait! I have an idea! I'm gonna need duct tape and a glue gun!

Will: Doesn't sound like a very good idea.

Tunny: Here's the glue gun!

Johnny: Thanks! So let's put some here-

BANG!

Theo: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

Will: TUNNY! THAT WAS A REAL GUN! TUNNY?

Tunny: *bleeding on the floor* MY LEG!

Theo: MAN UP! WEVE GOT A BIGGER PROBLEM HERE!

Johnny: *on the phone* Hi! Is this Mahogany Door Express? Really! Okay! How much... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Thank you. *hangs up*

Theo: What did he say?

Johnny: We can buy a new door-

All: YAY!

Johnny: -or we can starve to death.

All: Awwwwww.

Theo: Were dead. That's it. Might as well do crazy shit cause YOLO! *jumps out of window*

Will: I don't know how to fix this. Tunny? Tun?

Tunny: *silence*

Johnny: He's dead.

Will: Oh... More beer for me!

Johnny: So what do we do now?

Both: ...

Will: Maybe he won't notice?


Jimmy: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE DOOR?

Johnny: IT WASNT MY FAULT!

Will: HEY DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Jimmy: What is THAT on the floor?!

Will: Tunny's blood.

Jimmy: WHY is the WINDOW broken?!

Johnny: Theo jumped out of it.

Jimmy: WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID?!

Will: Because-

Jimmy: NOBODY LIKES YOU WILL!

Will: Of course blame the couch potato. What did he ever do to you?

Johnny: Look, we're sorry! Theo just slammed the door too hard and- Jimmy put that gun down. Jimmy! Hey! Don't pointed that at us! JIMMY!


Police: What happened here?

Jimmy: They ruined my door THAT WAS MAHOGANY!

Police: Where?

Jimmy: See that scratch!? It's like the FUCKING GRAND CANYON!

Police: Uh okay. And why are these two dead.

Jimmy: ... They had it coming?

THE END


Like my Chicago ending? I didn't know how to end it but I hope you liked it! Comment and review!