Johnny: HOLY SHIT! JIMMY IS GONNA KILL YOU!
Theo: WHAT DO I DO?
Will: Don't ask me man! You're the one who broke it!
Tunny: Uh guys? Jimmy just drove into the parking lot!
Theo: SHIT!
Johnny: Wait! I have an idea! I'm gonna need duct tape and a glue gun!
Will: Doesn't sound like a very good idea.
Tunny: Here's the glue gun!
Johnny: Thanks! So let's put some here-
BANG!
Theo: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Will: TUNNY! THAT WAS A REAL GUN! TUNNY?
Tunny: *bleeding on the floor* MY LEG!
Theo: MAN UP! WEVE GOT A BIGGER PROBLEM HERE!
Johnny: *on the phone* Hi! Is this Mahogany Door Express? Really! Okay! How much... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Uh huh... Thank you. *hangs up*
Theo: What did he say?
Johnny: We can buy a new door-
All: YAY!
Johnny: -or we can starve to death.
All: Awwwwww.
Theo: Were dead. That's it. Might as well do crazy shit cause YOLO! *jumps out of window*
Will: I don't know how to fix this. Tunny? Tun?
Tunny: *silence*
Johnny: He's dead.
Will: Oh... More beer for me!
Johnny: So what do we do now?
Both: ...
Will: Maybe he won't notice?
Jimmy: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THE DOOR?
Johnny: IT WASNT MY FAULT!
Will: HEY DON'T LOOK AT ME!
Jimmy: What is THAT on the floor?!
Will: Tunny's blood.
Jimmy: WHY is the WINDOW broken?!
Johnny: Theo jumped out of it.
Jimmy: WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID?!
Will: Because-
Jimmy: NOBODY LIKES YOU WILL!
Will: Of course blame the couch potato. What did he ever do to you?
Johnny: Look, we're sorry! Theo just slammed the door too hard and- Jimmy put that gun down. Jimmy! Hey! Don't pointed that at us! JIMMY!
Police: What happened here?
Jimmy: They ruined my door THAT WAS MAHOGANY!
Police: Where?
Jimmy: See that scratch!? It's like the FUCKING GRAND CANYON!
Police: Uh okay. And why are these two dead.
Jimmy: ... They had it coming?
THE END
Like my Chicago ending? I didn't know how to end it but I hope you liked it! Comment and review!
