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Gario: Mario's other brother
By Theo
Everyone knows of Mario, his brother Luigi and their evil brother Wario. Sure, everyone loves them. Their world fame irritates me so! They have video games, movies, comics, a tv series and cool fashion accessories, even adorable, collectable plushies! Damn plushies, yet their oh so irresistable!
What was I saying? Oh yes how I hate them (but love their plushies!). They have left me, their sophisticated, handsome, tall ( In case you haven't guessed, Gario is short, has a nose the size of the eiffel tower, and is far from sophisticated) brother to run the family's plumbing business while they traipse around some magical land finding fame and fortune wherever they go!
I was the one who found the portal to the Mushroom Kingdom in the first place! I remember that day exactly
Twenty years ago, Mario and Luigi sent me to fix a leak in the left end of the sewer. What I didn't know was that the left end was where the, let's call it "waste" drained from the houses into the sewer. So while I was fixing this leak I was becoming covered with "waste", and the whole time Mario and Luigi sat watching me, both laughing hysterically and making corny jokes.
Suddenly, I looked and a light shined out of the pipe hole, "Hey guys look!" I say "What did you find magical poo or something?" jokes Luigi "What is it Gario? Let me see!" says Mario as he pushed me into more "waste" in order to see. "This is cool, come see Luigi" Luigi comes to look and they are both sucked into the pipe hole.
And you know the rest , they get riches while I get "waste", "waste" and more "waste"! Even Wario has got it good.
Once I even joined forces with Wario, but like everything else, I got no credit and did all the work.
Gario: Mario's other brother
By Theo
Everyone knows of Mario, his brother Luigi and their evil brother Wario. Sure, everyone loves them. Their world fame irritates me so! They have video games, movies, comics, a tv series and cool fashion accessories, even adorable, collectable plushies! Damn plushies, yet their oh so irresistable!
What was I saying? Oh yes how I hate them (but love their plushies!). They have left me, their sophisticated, handsome, tall ( In case you haven't guessed, Gario is short, has a nose the size of the eiffel tower, and is far from sophisticated) brother to run the family's plumbing business while they traipse around some magical land finding fame and fortune wherever they go!
I was the one who found the portal to the Mushroom Kingdom in the first place! I remember that day exactly
Twenty years ago, Mario and Luigi sent me to fix a leak in the left end of the sewer. What I didn't know was that the left end was where the, let's call it "waste" drained from the houses into the sewer. So while I was fixing this leak I was becoming covered with "waste", and the whole time Mario and Luigi sat watching me, both laughing hysterically and making corny jokes.
Suddenly, I looked and a light shined out of the pipe hole, "Hey guys look!" I say "What did you find magical poo or something?" jokes Luigi "What is it Gario? Let me see!" says Mario as he pushed me into more "waste" in order to see. "This is cool, come see Luigi" Luigi comes to look and they are both sucked into the pipe hole.
And you know the rest , they get riches while I get "waste", "waste" and more "waste"! Even Wario has got it good.
Once I even joined forces with Wario, but like everything else, I got no credit and did all the work.
