Will: Lets try this again
Jimmy: I am not trying to watch the Olympics again. Remember what happened last time?
Theo: Don't look at me! I didn't put the Fireworks in the back room!
Johnny: Don't look at me!
Tunny: But you put them in the back room!
Johnny: Oh, right.
Will: ANYWAYS, the relay swim is starting in any minute and we are ALL going to watch it on our new plasma TV, since the fireworks murdered the other one.
Jimmy: Do you even have the money for something like that?
Will: ...
Tunny: Will?
Will: Psh! Sure! But stay away from police men... And the tv store down the street.
Johnny: You robbed a TV?
Theo: It's worth it! We're able to watch the Olympics now! So shut up!
Tunny: NO! YOU-
Will: *kicks Tunny's fake leg*
Tunny: NO! *falls*
Jimmy: We are not starting with that again.
Theo: Look! It's starting!
6 MINUTES LATER...
Theo: GO PHELPS GO!
Jimmy: That guy is like half fish!
Johnny: And he smokes pot.
Jimmy: Pot? Da fuck? Heroine is the way to go!
Will: HES GONNA WIN!
Tunny: GOOOO!
TV: PHELPS BREAKS HISTORY!
All: WOOOOHOOOOOO!
Jimmy: I swear I'm going to be deaf by the time this is over!
Johnny: OH MI GAWD GUYS! I JUST HAD AN EPONINE!
Jimmy: ...
Will: ...
Tunny: ...
Theo: You mean an epiphany?
Johnny: Yeah! I'm going to become a Olympic Gold Medalist!
Jimmy: Haha! That's some funny shit!
Johnny: No seriously!
Will: What would be your sport?
Johnny: Um... Gymnastics?
(FLASHBACK)
Johnny: Look Will! I bet you I can do a handstand on that wall!
Will: Johnny get off that thing before you get-
Johnny: AUGH! MY KNEE!
(OVER)
Johnny: How about swimming!
(FLASHBACK)
Johnny: HELP ME! HELP ME! IM DROWNING! IM DYING!
Jimmy: JOHNNY! JUST STAND UP!
Johnny: *stands in the 3ft* Oh...
(OVER)
Johnny: How about tennis?!
Theo: You don't have the balls!
Johnny: I do too!
Jimmy: No, you don't. I've seen them.
All: ...
Tunny: Wow. Awkward.
Will: Sexual tension
Jimmy: I say we end this story.
Theo: Agreed
Johnny: Okay! THE END
Will: NO! I wanna end it! THE END
Johnny: MINE! THE END!
Will: First one to touch the wall wins and gets to ends the story!
Johnny: DEAL!
Theo: On your mark, get set-
Tunny: Whip his ass, Johnny!
Jimmy: Show him you've got balls!
Theo: GO!
Johnny: EAT MY DUST SUCKER!
Will: YOUR MOM!
Will: *touches the wall*
Johnny: *falls through the window*
Will: HAHA! I WIN!
Tunny: *pushes Will out the window*
Tunny: REVENGE IS A BITCH!
Jimmy: ... You guys are a lot more entertaining than these stupid olympics.
Tunny: HEY! They're not stupid! Your stupid!
Theo: Nobody calls the Saint stupid! *pushes Tunny out the window*
Jimmy: ...thanks?
Theo: No problem!
Both: ...
Jimmy: So ... What now?
Theo: Wanna make out?
Jimmy: OUT! NOW!
Theo: But-
Jimmy: NOW!
Theo: *sighs and jumps out of window*
Jimmy: And Jingletown takes the gold!
THE END
