A/N: I like writing crack.
I like reading crack.
Crack pairings are amazing.
KH crack is awesome crack
So, I present to you a collection of mini-drabbles, drabbles, oneshots, maybe even multishots
Featuring KH crack pairings.
Requests are open, (plz het&yaoi only)
KH is Nomura's and Enix's but not Sofri's (that was a Disclaimer)
And so
without further ado, I give you:
AN OVERDOSE OF CRACK
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…you're not! (Megara/Demyx)
All the men in Olympus were egotists.
Or at least, every man Megara knew. Wonderboy—Hercules—was strong, was handsome, and was an egotist. (so she dumped him). The little goat-man, Phil, was a good teacher, was smart, and was an egotist (so she ignored him). Sora was the Keyblade master, had saved the world twice, and was an egotist (so she insulted him). Hades was immortal, was powerful, and was an egotist (so she called him Barbecue Head and roasted marshmallows in his hair).
But they were all egotists, so Meg got used to them. Or at least for a while. After a while, she ran out.
Ran out of hideous stone vases in which to hide the dozen bouquets of flowers Wonderboy left on her doorstep to win her back. Ran out of tuneless songs she could sing to herself while Phil was lecturing. Ran out of stupid names to yell at Sora as he emerged victorious from yet another tournament. And ran out of marshmallows to roast on Hades' head.
So she left. Megara left Olympus, went down to the Underworld. Hades was never there anymore, he was up at the Coliseum trying to destroy Hercules in the most impressive, ego-feeding way possible, so she got in easily.
And as she wandered through the stone labyrinths of the dead's domain, she ran into a man. He was thin and young with large blue eyes and an oversized black coat. He squealed in fright when she ran into him, and timidly gave her his name (Demyx,) asked her where he was, and would she please give him directions to Mount Olympus.
Needless to say, Megara was shocked.
Demyx was timid, was insecure about himself, and was not an egotist. (so she kissed him).
