The world's greatest evil has been defeated for a long time. He was known as GIYGAS, The Cosmic Destroyer. The CHOSEN FOUR were the heroes in the long run. The names Ness, Paula, Jeff, & Poo spread far and wide over Eagleland, and they became well known.

Well, for a short time. Around a year. But not for Poo.

Poo became very famous. No one really knows why, or how, this happened. Not even his friends knew, same for both writers of this story! It's a mystery.

So much fan work was made for him, including fanfiction, fan art, all the stuff. There was even a ROM hack of Earthbound that had replaced every person with Poo.

The same had to go to the rest of the gang, right?

Absolutely not. All three had lost contact with Poo, including Paula, who even tried to talk to him via PSI. All she got was a message saying his inbox was full. People figured out how to do the things Paula did.

Ness, Paula and Jeff had kept in close contact over the years. So, when the day Ness was kicked out of the house(Because he's become of age), Paula and Jeff decided it would be good to go with him. Paula had been wanting to stop helping at Polestar, she was going insane because of the little kids, and Jeff wanted to get out of the cold.

They met in the Onett Arcade. Ness had been there for at least 2 hours, waiting. He didn't play a single game.

He was about to pop a quarter into the Donkey Kong machine, but the Sky Runner crashed into the building. Jeff and Paula stepped out of the Sky Runner.

"Subtle." Mumbled Ness.

"Hi Ness!" Said Paula. "It's been awhile since we've seen each other!"

"Agreed." Said Jeff. "It's been quite some time. How have you been?"

Ness Shrugged.

"It's been bland."

Jeff looked outside, and then back at Ness. "So, Ness, what's your plan?" He asked.

"We stick together. We get a apartment somewhere. Where do you guys think we should go?"

"Anywhere we haven't lived." Said Jeff.

"Threed?" Suggested Ness.

"I'm not going back there. Giygas may come back to life, and Maybe the zombies will come back." Said Jeff.

"You JUST said anywhere we haven't lived!" Yelled Ness.

"What about Fourside?" Asked Paula.

The others agreed with her.

The three boarded onto the Sky Runner, and flew to Fourside.

Once there, they went to the newly built apartment building, and found a apartment at a price they could afford.

It all seemed well.

For 5 minutes.

"Jeff! This is MY side! Get your shit off MY side!"

"Shut it, Ness! This isn't shit! Look at it! There's a broken pipe, and a iron!"

"You're right. It's not shit. It's GARBAGE!"

"Both of you be quiet! It's my side!"

"It's not! It's MY side!"

Paula then said "PK Fire!" and a streak of red hit Ness and blew him out the open door.

"Fine." Said Ness. "It's yours. I get the bed."

"I want the bed!"

"SON OF A BITC-"

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