"Daaayyyumm!" Rigby said as he rummaged through a rubbish bin. "Look at all this cool shit! Half eaten happy meal... a sock.." He picked found some sun glasses and slipped them on..
"I wear a mean dark pair of shades. You can't see my eyes unless my head is bent you dig?"
"Rigby, quit being a jackass and come pick up your watermelon rinds. shit is everywhere" Mordecai said to the raccoon.
"Fuck that... I'm gonna obtain more items" The furry raccoon scurries off
At Hardees, some guy was ordering a box of chicken and biscuits.
"Hey man, I need ta take a dump, I'll be right back for my food" He said paying the cashier.
The cashier took the money with a vaguely disgusted look on his face.
Rigby scurried in as the food was being sat out. He snuck up and took the whole box and no one noticed.
The man walked out of the restroom and questioned where his chicken went. It was gone.
Rigby was outside stuffing his cheeks with the food. "mmmm damn good chicken. I probably better fuck off and play some Megaman X" Before he could scurry off the man found him and picked him up the tail. "YOU LITTLE FUCKER! WHERES MY CHICKEN?"
Rigby glared at him "I don't got nothing here but my mean dark pair of shades".
"Damn you Rigby with your mean dark pair of shades" He lets the little fellow down and Rigby scurries home.
"hey Mordecai, I'm home. I wanna play some Megaman X"
"No"
"But I'm wearing a mean dark pair of shades."
"AAAARGGUUUHHHHHHHHH fine, play your Megaman X. But Super Metroid will always be superior."
"meh meh meh meh" Rigby shoots the bird the bird and plays his Megaman X.
He keeps losing and he screams. "I CANT SEE A DAMN THING OUTTA THESE SHADES"
