I wanted to do a Spongebob fanfic for a while now and here it is. I was stuck between Spongebob's movie game and this and picked this because of a lot of things to work with. BTW this isn't based off the PC game just the Gamecube and PS2 one because I haven't played the PC version and its way different than the console version. There's one for the gba, but its garbage (in my opinion).

WARNING: Contains OOCness for everyone and rated T for language and content. If you don't like that, then what are you doing reading this? If I get any complaints about how out of character these people are or how I've made the characters, you'd better believe I'm responding by PM or leaving a message in the review section or in the fanfic itself or something. Ain't nobody got time for that! So if you wanna talk shit, I'll talk shit back too.

This is a parody of the Spongebob game Battle for Bikini Bottom. I was going to combine the 1st movie and the movie's game, but decided against it. If this is popular enough, I will after this. Also there's a good bit of script narration, but not all of it will be that way. I'm only using it for story purposes for every once in a while so don't get your panties/boxers/whatever in a twist, okay? Also the characters are human because I can. You can pretend otherwise.

Also may do an scumbag/jerk interview session with the Spongebob characters if anyone wants that. My TWD did one was pretty popular and did pretty well so maybe I'll do one for this too if enough people want one. It'll be fun to do one again.


Patchy: Are ya ready kids?

Kid #1: Hell yeah!

Kid #2: WOOOOOOOOO! Bring on the sponge!

Kid # 5: Uh you're supposed to say...

Kid#2: I know that. I can't help I'm hype 'bout my main man!

Kid#4: Weirdos.

Patchy: If you don't say what you're supposed to, get the hell outta here!

Kid#1: Ooooooooh! You cussed!

Kid #3: You did too!

Patchy: Whatever. From the top!


(Spongeone's theme song starts playing as it cuts from Patchy's face to Spongebob outside of his home waiting for the player to press "start" so the game could begin. While the song plays, the player presses "start" and is brought to the main menu which is fairly plain with only a splash of goo on top of sand behind the menu options. The player pushes the button for "new game" and the song instantly cuts off as the screen fades to black and fills with bubbles.)

(We then cut to an image of the city of Bikini Bottom in the background with Spongebob's neighborhood in the foreground with the narrator's smooth voice narrating as we look over it and other places, such as a couple of hills, coral, rocks, and a road. Thanks for showing us uninteresting crap, game.)

Narrator: Welcome to Bikini Bottom. A normally peaceful sanctuary. Today it will be transformed into a tier of pure horror...

[Shit! Who's getting killed?!]

(Camera pans over to Spongebob's crib.)

Narrator:. ..where our little yellow friend will play the staring role.

[Isn't Patrick...?]

(Cuts to Chum Bucket)

"Today's the day I finally get the Krabby Patty recipe!" said Plankton rubbing together his hands as he stood in front of his Duplicatotron 3000 aka his robot making machine. "If Bikini Bottom gets destroyed in the process, oh well!"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," replied his robot wife putting her hand on her hips. "Aren't you trying to sell them?"

"There are other places to sell the burgers, smart ass," He rolled his one eye.

"I know that, but if you destroy Bikini Bottom and it gets traced back to you..." She began.

"Stop trying to spoil my fun!" He said quickly as to not bring logic into his plans. "Anyways, time to turn this thing on!"

Plankton went over to the controls of the machine, ready to turn it on and finally get that formula he had been after for years. This plan couldn't possibly fail! As if she knew what he was thinking, Karen quickly reminded him to not get his hopes up as his plans always found a way to fail because of how either careless or forgetful he was. Plankton ignore his robot wife, as usual, and decided to review his checklist.

"Is Plankton an evil genuis? Yep! Okay time to flip the switch!" With that, the one-eyed master mind flipped the switch to the machine and out popped the robots, one by one.

However there was one major detail he had forgotten about. He hadn't flipped the other switch for them to obey him. Why he even had a switch like that, nobody knows. Unfortunately for him, he hadn't even noticed or checked as he was too busy grinning with glee at the site of the machines. He wanted to take a picture to remember the moment for a future occasion for after he rubbed it in Mr. Krab's face about his success. Before he could get the camera, a few of the robots that Plankton made surrounded him and picked him up while the other ones started wrecking havoc such as destroying his good china.

"What the...? Hey! What are you doing? Put me down!" growled the green haired man as they made their way towards the door. What the heck was going on? They weren't acting right and obeying his commands! Then his eye went over to the machine. Damn it! He had forgotten to switch it to obey! 'Why the hell didn't I have it on obey in the first place?! No, why did I have that option period!?'

It was too late to do anything now. Given that the robots were much bigger and stronger than him, he was tossed out of the Chum Bucket on his ass. He pounded on the door demanding that the robots let him in, but they ignored him. When they did open up, it was to throw out his wife who landed right on top of him.

"KAREN GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME!" yelled Plankton as he tried pushing his wife off of him.

"You're the one who made it fat!" she snapped as she added more pressure and wiggled her bottom on him while glaring at him. "And don't you dare yell at me, genius! I wouldn't have gotten outnumbered and kicked out on you if you hadn't been stupid!"

"Alright! I'm sorry!" Karen got off of him and helped him off the ground. The green haired man brushed off the sand on his clothes before looking at the resturant. "I can't believe those fools! This wasn't supposed to happen!"

"Maybe if you look before you cut that thing on..."

"Don't start with me! I know! Geez!" He sighed. How the heck was he getting back inside and get things back in order? When he peeked into the window, the robots were making more of themselves. This was bad for him and everyone else in Bikini Bottom and perhaps even the whole world! Then again it was going to be that way anyways except with it being bad for everyone except himself and Karen of course. If only he had made a wireless "OFF" button for himself. "We need help and quick!"

"And how do you suppose we get help?" questioned his robot wife. "Last time I checked, you could get locked up for this since you're the one who build the stupid things!."

"Do you think I'm an idiot?" asked Plankton. "I'm not gonna run to the cops about this! What kind of fool do you take me for?"

"Well..." She began.

"Save it," He said holding up a hand. He rubbed his chin for a minute, thinking before a light bulb went off in his head. "I've got it! I know who we get!"

"Who?"

"The biggest dumbass you know!" When Karen opened her mouth, he stopped her. "On second thought, just follow me."