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Hello! Here is my gift to Naru-chans birthday, October 10. A smutty twoshot.

Hi there! My name is Naruto Uzumaki and at the moment I'm pretty depressed. Wanna know why?

Today is October 10th-my birthday. Everything started wonderfully! I woke up, took a cold shower trying to get rid of not very appropriate thoughts about my boyfriend, and ate my pancakes that were wonderfully delicious. Then Tobi came up to me and asked to do grocery shopping, because we were low on food. Of course, I agreed. To tell the truth I love cooking and experimenting with food, so grocery shopping is something that gave me an opportunity to buy whatever I want. But the best thing that happened today was when I got back to the Akatsuki hideout. Oh, didn't I tell you? I'm the member of the Akatsuki now! Cool isn't it?

Anyway what waited for me home was the best surprise birthday party ever! The grocery shopping was just an excuse so they could get everything ready for my return. Aww, guys are so sweet! They decorated the whole hideout, prepared a party dinner, Tobi set a sound system, though only Kami knows where he got it. They were all congratulating me, wishing me the best and the presents! I never got so many presents in my life! This was officially my best birthday ever!

So why am I depressed you ask? All because of that damn bastard! My so called boyfriend of six months, Uchiha Itachi. What would you do if you boyfriend completely and utterly ignored you on your birthday? I'm 18 today, it is important date for me, and he…He didn't get me a present, he didn't congratulated me, heck he didn't even talked to me or looked at me, other then few impassive, disinterested glances when he was looking around the room. That jerk, was it so hard to do a simple gesture? Hell even a simple hug or a kiss would be enough. Bastard. And I am not sulking, you stupid furball! I am being indignant. That Uchiha. sniff Can you believe that bastard?

Anyway, everyone are starting to leave. Konan dragged tipsy Pein into their bedroom to have sex. He would have had it right here, but Konan didn't wanted the audience. Daddy (Sasori) is dragging Mommy away towards their bedroom with a very evil and perverted look on his face. Though Mommy (Deidara) doesn't seem to notice to busy with his speech about art. Kisame is piss drunk. Hidan and Kakuzu are fighting…again. Tobi and Zetsu…well, I don't know where they are or what they are doing. And Itachi had left a while ago. I sighed and decided to call it night as well, dragging my self towards my bedroom. If only Itachi was here…

Suddenly Naruto froze feeling a presence nearby. Senses going on high alert he looked around. He thought that he caught some movement on the corner of his eye, but when he turned there was no one there. Thinking that it was his imagination and that he was just tired he started walking again. Suddenly the same presence reappeared right behind him, but before he could do anything his assailant hit his pressure points on the back of his neck. The world went black

The next time kitsune woke up he registered that he was lying on something soft. He tried to move only to discover that his arms and legs were bound apart. He tried opening his eyes, but quickly realized that he had a silk blindfold tied over them. But what terrified him (and slightly exited) the most was the fact that he was completely naked.

Muhahaha, evil cliffhanger! The next part will be the lemon, yay! Please review! Sincerely yours, Eovin.