Rigby vs Gumball

By Shadowgate

Rigby sat down on his Saturday off in front of his internet. He was going to play the new version of Rampage against another online player Gumball_The_Serial_Killer007.

Rigby went by the time Rigby_The_Ripper76 after his favorite Judas Priest song from 1976.

11AM sharp they did battle with Rigby as the giant gorilla and the mad cat as the giant lizard.

After Rigby lost the first three battles he started to get irritated.

He sent a message "I'll fucking get you next time."

His opponent sent a message "meow, meow, fuck you too."

Rigby sent a message back "you're on you motherfucking cat."

Rigby began playing Sepultura's hit song Biotech Is Godzilla and took on Gumball.

Rigby final won a match and sent a message.

"I got something to say. I skinned a kitty today."

The cat was still leading 3-1 and the cat sent him a message "still I'm ahead."

The cat stayed ahead for another five rounds. It was 8-1. Gumball sent Rigby a text message asking him if he wanted to give up. Rigby sent a text message "NEVER" along with a red angry face icon.

Rigby won two more games. But then Gumball scored a brutal double victory against Rigby. After that they both signed off for the night.

Rigby sat back and took a deep breath. Then Mordecai came in and asked Rigby what he'd been doing all day? Rigby told him he'd spent the day playing Rampage with his friend Gumball the cat and he lost badly.

Mordecai said "oh I don't think it was a good idea for you of all people to play that game. I mean you know what kind of shit happens in this park."

Rigby said "the only piece of shit in this park is Benson."

All of the sudden loud footsteps and fierce howling was heard.

Mordecai said "I think that dipshit Benson will be blaming somebody I know very well for the disaster we're going to have on our hands."

Rigby lowers his head and a tear comes down his face.

He commented "today has not been my day."

THE END