Simon walked down a deserted street in New York, thinking, he didn't know how else to express his feelings, so he looked around making sure the street really was deserted and started to sing,

"What do you do, with a BA in English?

What is my life going to be?" Simon threw up his arms in agitation.

"Four years of collage,

and plenty of knowledge,

have earned me this, useless degree!" Simon sighed, and shrugging,

" I can't pay the bills yet,

cause I have no skills yet,

The world is a big scary plaaace!" Simon spread his arms out wide, closing his eyes,

"But some how I can't shake,

the feeling I might make,

a difference,

to, the, human," Simon opened his eyes

" RACE!"

Jace trudged out of the institute taking out the garbage, sighing, just then Isabelle came back from a night of partying.

"Morning Jace!" Jace smiled at Isabelle sadly,

"Morning Izzy!"

"How's life?" Jace sighed, shrugging sadly.

"Disappointing…" Isabelle patted Jace on the shoulder asking,

"Oh..What's the matter?" Jace grumbled,

"The Clave almost laid me off." Izzy frowned and apologized,

"Oh, I'm sorry." Jace shrugged

"Me too! I mean, look at me! I'm ten years out of training, and I always thought…" Isabelle tilted her head,

"What?" Jace looked at his feet, and shrugging, embarrassment.

"No, it sounds stupid." Isabelle smiled and hit him lightly over the shoulder,

"Oh, come on!" Jace sighed, and began singing,

"When I was little
I thought I would be..." Isabelle's eyes widened and she asked,

"What?" Jace smiled spreading his arms out wide, a light going on in his eyes,

"A big comedian
on late night TV!". Izzy said,

"Oh." And laughed a little. Jace shrugged, putting his hands in his pockets, sadly.

"But now I'm 22 and as you can see
I'm not." Izzy shook her head.

"Nope!" Jace shrugged, rolling his eyes,

"Oh Well,
It sucks to be me." Izzy's eyes widened and she shook her head saying,

" Noo!" Jace nodded.

"It sucks to be me."

"No!"

Jace turned back to the door, and spread his arms out wide.

"It sucks to be broke,

And unemployed,

And turning 23! It sucks to be me!" Jace trudged back up the steps and Isabelle called,

"Oh, you think your life sucks?" Jace nodded and said,

" I think so!" Isabelle shook her head,

" Your problems aren't so bad." Isabelle faced the street,

" I'm kinda pretty,

And pretty damn smart!" Jace smiled and chimed in,

"You are!"

"Thanks!

I like romantic things
like music and art.
And as you know
I have a gigantic heart!" Jace nodded as Isabelle placed her hands on her chest, then she turned slowly angry, as she sang,

"So why don't I have
A boyfriend?" She stomped her foot,

"Fuck!
It sucks to be me!" Jace ran up next to her,

"Me too!

It sucks to be me! It sucks to be Jace!"

" And Izzy!"

To not have a job!" Izzy frowned and sang

"To not have a date!" They both then sang,

" It sucks to be me!" Just then Alec and Magnus came down the side walk arguing, and all Jace and isabelle coud catch was this bit,

" You aren't my mother Alec!"

" I know I'm not you're mother!" Jace held up his hands and shouted,

"Hey, Alec, Magnus,Can you settle something for us? Do you have a second?" Alec smiled straightening up,

"Uh, certainly!" Izzy, pointing to Jace and herself, asked,

"Whose life sucks more, Jace's or mine?" Alec and Magnus simultaneously snorted and growled

"OURS!" Alec glared at Magnus

" We live together," Magnus put an arm around Alec and smiled

"We're close as people can get!" Alec shoved Magnus's arm off him and half snarled,

"We've been the best of buddies," Magnus put both hands on Alec's shoulders, and sang

"Ever since the day we met." Alec Stood stiffly

" So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset," Alec clutched his head, rolling his eyes,

" OH! Everyday is an aggravation" Magnus smiled rolling his eyes,

" Come one that's an exaggeration!" Alec glared at Magnus, and sang,

" You leave your clothes out, you put your feet on my chair!" Magnus raised his eyebrows putting his hands on his hips,

" Oh yeah! You do such anal things like ironing your underwear!" Jace and Izzy laughed, Alec clenched his teeth,

" You make the very small apartment we share, a hell!" Alec shoved Magnus, Magnus shoved Alec back as he sang,

" So do you, That's why I'm in hell too!" Alec frowned, turning to Jace and Izzy,and sang

" It sucks to be!" Magnus stood in front of Alec,singing

" No, it sucks to be!" Izzy sang,

" it sucks to be me!" And jace joined in,

" It sucks to be!" Then they all sang looking at each other,

" Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be, ti sucks to be me!" Then, they all started skipping in a circle singing, in the order of Izzy, Magnus, Jace, then Alec,

" Da,dat,da,da,daaa!"

Clary then came out very confused,

" Why you all so happy?" She questioned,

Magnus looked around Jace who joined his fiance,

" 'Cause our lives suck!" Clary rolled her eyes,

" You think your lives suck? I hearing you correctly? Ha!" She went down from the steps to mingle amongst the group,

" I coming to this country, for opportunities, Tried to work in demon deli, but I'm angel! But with with hard work I earn a Masters degree!"Everyone patted her back,

" In shadow world, And now I am Shadowhunter! But I have no clients! And I have an unemployed fiance!" She went over to hit Jace, who flinched,as she hit him with every syllable,

" And we have lots of bills to pay!"

" It sucks to be me! It sucks to be me!

I say it suka-suka-suka-suka-suka-suka-suka-suka-suka-suka Suck! It suck to be me!"

Simon then came around the corner.

" Excuse me?" Jace looked up,

" Hey there!" Simon blushed, and said sheepishly,

" Sorry to bother, but I'm looking for a place to live." Clary tilted her head, and asked,

" Why you looking all the way out here?" Simon shrugged,

" Well, I started in Avenue A, but so far everything is out of my price range!" Jace nodded knowingly,

" You need to talk to the superintendent! let me get 'im!" Jace turned to the apartment behind him and shouted,

" Yo! Jordan!" A voice came out of now where, shouting back,

" I'm comin, I'm comin'!" Then, Jordan came around the corner. Simon gasped, and said,

" Oh my God! Its Jordan!" Jordan smiled,

" Yes, I am!

I am Jordan! The wear wolf who bit Maia!

I made a lot a lot of money that got stolen by my pack!

And now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes! But I'm here! The superintendent of Avenue q!" Everyone sang,

" It sucks to be you!" Izzy butted in,

" You win!" Then they again all sang,

" Sucks to be you!" Jace nodded satisfied,

" I feel better now!" Jordan then said,

" Try having people stopping you to ask you ' what you talkin' about Willis?'" His face fell,

" It gets old." everyone was quiet for a second, then sang,

" It sucks to be you! On Avenue Q!

(sucks to be me!) On Avenue Q!"

(sucks to be you!) On Avenue Q!

(Sucks to be us!)

But not when we're together! We're together!

Here on Avenue Q! We live on Avenue Q! Our friends do to!

'Till our dreams come true! We live one Avenue Q!" Simon went up to the door step of his new apartment,

" This is real life!"

Everyone sang " We live on Avenue Q!"

Magnus sang " You're gonna love it!"

" We live on Avenue Q!" Jordan handed Simon the keys,

" Here's your keys!" Everyone started back to their own apartments and when they got to their door s sang,

" Welcome to Avenue Q!"