But It's Not The Same!

Disclaimer: I own nothing Rocky Horror. . .as much as I'd like to own Frank, I don't. Richard O'brien does (lucky, lucky man he is! ;) ) Oh, and Bonnie a.k.a Blood-Sucker-1428 gave me the idea of Columbia dragging them out to the beach. ;)

"Hey Frankie!" Columbia squeaked bouncing out of the elevator to the lab. Frank looked up from his project with an irratated expression on his face.

"What, Columbia? Can't you see that I'm working on something?" He asked.

"Yeah," Columbia answered. "And you work to much. Come on," She said pulling him to the elevator by the hand. "Let's get Riff and 'Genta!" She said.

"For what ?!" Frank asked wondering what in the hell Columbia had planned for them.

"You'll see." Columbia said puling him inside the elevator amd closing the door with a playful smirk forming on her lips.

"Magenta, Riff Raff!" Columbia said in a sing song voice making each sylibol of their names longer than what it needed to be.

"What?!" They groaned in unison as Columbia walked towards them in the ballroom.

"Come on, we're goin' somewhere!" Columbia said excitedly pulling them by their arms to the door. Frank was trying to sneak away without being noticed. He'd failed. "Oh no you don't!" Columbia said grabbing him by the arm and pulling him back to where Magenta and Riff stood looking very annoyed and angry. Columbia pulled open the door and rushed them outside.

"What in God's name-?" Frank started but got cut off by Columbia. "We're goin' to the beach, come on!"

"Columbia, no! It's bright and hot and just revolting!" Magenta yelled. "I refuse to follow you anywhere!"

"But the beach is fun! Someone back me up!" She protested. "Frank?" She asked.

"Sorry hun, but I have to agree with Magenta on this one." Frank said.

"Gr! Come on!" Columbia said and dragged them to Frank's pick up truck.

"Oh no! You are not driving us to a beach! You can't even drive!" Frank said.

"Oh, is that so?" Columbia asked flashing a driver's liscense with her name on it at them.

"Columbia, there is no way we're going to go to a beach." Riff said. "We'll get burned alive!" He said.

"Oh, nonsense!" Columbia said. "Now get in." She said opening the passenger door and making them go in. Frank first, Magenta second, and Riff last. She walked around and hopped in the driver's side.

"I'd really like to see you drive my truck when you don't have the keys." Frank said noting there were no keys in the ignition. Columbia dangled Frank's keychain from her hand.

"Oh really, now." She said. "Then what do these keys belong to?" She asked and with that started the car.

"Columbia!" Frank growled. "How did you get those?!" He asked.

"It's really easy to find things when people think I'm asleep." Columbia said not really giving an answer. "Or, I should say, it's really easy to find things when everyone else is asleep." Columbia rephrased her previous sentence.

"Mark my words, Columbia." Frank said. "Someday I'll kill you, you understand? Someday I will kill you." He said angrily. Columbia just shrugged and backed out of the driveway.

A/N: More to come, peoples! I PROMISE!!!