Poem Title: I am not a girl
Disclaimer: I don't own Kurama.
Author's Notes: Random inspiration that pops in my head…just picture Kurama talking to a roomful of guys.
Poem Title: I am not a girl
I have flowing red hair,
And I take good care of it,
Which is a lot more
Than I can say about some guys,
But I am not a girl.
Yes, I wash my clothes,
So Mother doesn't see the bloodstains,
And questions the jagged tears
On my brand new jeans
But that does not make me a girl.
I like flowers, especially roses.
You can laugh now
As it bites off your head.
I am not a girl.
I love my mother,
And I'm proud to be a Mama's boy.
Deep down inside, we guys
All love our mamas.
Does that make us girls?
Girls have vaginas.
Boys have penises.
Biologically, I am definitely male,
So I couldn't be a girl.
And to all you guys,
Who laugh at my pretty face,
Ask your girlfriend.
She was with me last night.
Does that make her a lesbian?
--End poem
Author's Comments: Yea, instead of working on my Yusuke demon story, I posted this. Funny as hell, at least that's what I thought when I wrote it. Hope you enjoyed it. Now back to procrastinating…
