Poem Title: I am not a girl

Disclaimer: I don't own Kurama.

Author's Notes: Random inspiration that pops in my head…just picture Kurama talking to a roomful of guys.

Poem Title: I am not a girl

I have flowing red hair,

And I take good care of it,

Which is a lot more

Than I can say about some guys,

But I am not a girl.

Yes, I wash my clothes,

So Mother doesn't see the bloodstains,

And questions the jagged tears

On my brand new jeans

But that does not make me a girl.

I like flowers, especially roses.

You can laugh now

As it bites off your head.

I am not a girl.

I love my mother,

And I'm proud to be a Mama's boy.

Deep down inside, we guys

All love our mamas.

Does that make us girls?

Girls have vaginas.

Boys have penises.

Biologically, I am definitely male,

So I couldn't be a girl.

And to all you guys,

Who laugh at my pretty face,

Ask your girlfriend.

She was with me last night.

Does that make her a lesbian?

--End poem

Author's Comments: Yea, instead of working on my Yusuke demon story, I posted this. Funny as hell, at least that's what I thought when I wrote it. Hope you enjoyed it. Now back to procrastinating…