Firestar: Bigpaw, StarClan honors your courage and big-ness. Your warrior name shall be... Bigfoot!
Clan : BIGFOOT! BIGFOOT!

Blackstar : Culkinpaw, StarClan honors your bravery and acting skills. *cough cough* Your warrior name shall be... Blankface!
Clan : BLANKFACE! BLANKFACE!

Leopardstar: Screampaw, StarClan honors your fighting skills and honesty. Your warrior name shall be... Scream4! Clan : SCREAM4! SCREAM4!

Tallstar : Firepaw, StarClan honors your responsibility and hunting skills. Your warrior name will be... Firefart! Clan : FIREFART! FIREFART!

Bramblestar : Twopaw, StarClan honors your bravery and skills to shut up when told to. Your warrior name shall be... Twoleg!
Clan : TWOLEG! TWOLEG!

Mistystar : Seapaw, StarClan honors your bravery and swimming skills. Your warrior name shall be... Seaturtle!
Clan : Seaturtle! Seaturtle!

Onestar : Deadpaw, StarClan honors your honesty. Your warrior name shall be... DEADBODY! Clan : Deadbody! Deadbody!

Tigerstar : Oriolepaw, StarClan honors your courage. Your warrior name shall be... Orioledroppings! Clan : ORIOLEDROPPINGS! ORIOLEDROPPINGS!

WARRIORS. We don't take it seriously.
*sued for Culkin joke*