Harry Potter Chatroom

You know the rules! I don't own HP characters, JKR does, so don't bother me. Stupid and pointless, but very funny. Hope (no pun intended) you like it!


Key:

DIEVOLDIE- Harry

HouseElfFreedom- Hermione

stupidtwinbros- Ron

twin1- Fred

twin2- George

ginny54776- Ginny

dearolddumbles- Dumbledore

DIEPOTTER- Voldemort

snakesrok- Draco

HeadofSlytherin- Snape

catwoman2256- McGonnagal

bigblackdoggySNUFFLES- Sirius


-DIEVOLDIE has logged on-

-HouseElfFreedom has logged on-

-stupidtwinbros has logged on-

-twin1 has logged on-

-twin2 has logged on-

DIEVOLDIE- hey hermione, ron, fred, george

HouseElfFreedom- hey

stupidtwinbros- hey

twin1- hello

twin2- hi

twin1- hey, ron thats not very nice

twin2- whats not very nice

twin1- his chatroom name is stupidtwinbros

-twin1 has logged off-

-twin2 has logged off-

stupidtwinbros- ahhhhhhhhh theyre gonna kill me

-stupidtwinbros has logged off-

-ginny54776 has logged on-

HouseElfFreedom- Hey Ginny!

ginny54776- hey hermione, harry

DIEVOLDIE- hey

ginny54776- does anyone know why ron is running through the house screaming 'don't kill me'

HouseElfFreedom- Well, his chatroom name is stupidtwinbros... put two and two together...

ginny54776- oh that could be the problem

ginny54776- love the name harry

DIEVOLDIE- thanks

HouseElfFreedom- No! Crookshanks has run off with my homework! Get back here!

-HouseElfFreedom has logged off-

-stupidtwinbros has logged on-

stupidtwinbros- what did i miss

DIEVOLDIE- crookshanks ran off with hermiones homework

stupidtwinbros- i knew that cat was evil just made a deal with fred n george theyll let me keep my name the way it is if i pay them 1 galleon every month

DIEVOLDIE- thats pretty expensive

stupidtwinbros- oh well i really like my name

ginny54776- ron youre a retard

stupidtwinbros- what ginny i didnt know you were on

ginny54776- no its really fred

stupidtwinbros- what

ginny54776- you really are stupid arent you

ginny54776- im not fred im ginny

-twin1 has logged on-

-twin2 has logged on-

twin2- why do you get to be twin1 anyways

twin1- i was born first

twin2- first is the worst second is the best

twin2- yeah i rule

twin1- and i thought ron was stupid

twin2- yeah hey im so gonna kill you

-twin2 has logged off-

twin1- gotta run

-twin1 has logged off-

-DIEPOTTER has logged on-

-snakesrok has logged on-

DIEVOLDIE- oh great look whoz on

DIEPOTTER- who are you and why do you hate me so

DIEVOLDIE- sigh and i thought ron was stupid

stupidtwinbros- yeah hey

-HouseElfFreedom has logged on-

HouseElfFreedom- Got done redoing my homework... bad cat!

stupidtwinbros- in what 5 minutes

HouseElfFreedom- You'd be suprised how much you can get done when you actually focus.

snakesrok- no ones talking to me

DIEVOLDIE- thats because you are annoying

snakesrok- youd be suprised how annoying you would be if your father beat you with a cane

snakesrok- oh thats impossible your fathers dead LOL

DIEVOLDIE- what did that say i wasnt paying attention draco is worse than our history teacher

stupidtwinbros- what was your first clue

HouseElfFreedom- Seriously... no pun intended.

-bigblackdoggySNUFFLES has logged on-

bigblackdoggySNUFFLES- whaz up

DIEVOLDIE- nothing much

DIEPOTTER- i still have no clue who DIEVOLDIE is

DIEVOLDIE- omg whoz parents did you kill

DIEPOTTER- still doesnt help me narrow it down

DIEVOLDIE- think about your name

DIEPOTTER- the dark lord lord voldemort or tom riddle

DIEVOLDIE- no your chatroom name

DIEPOTTER- harry potter

DIEVOLDIE- yes now have a cookie

DIEPOTTER- good idea im starved

-DIEPOTTER has logged off-

DIEVOLDIE- finally

-HeadofSlytherin has logged on-

DIEVOLDIE- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ME???????????

HeadofSlytherin- potter is that you

DIEVOLDIE- no its draco

snakesrok- hey im draco

-catwoman2256 has logged on-

HeadofSlytherin- whoz catwoman

catwoman2256- proffesor mcgonnagal

HeadofSlytherin- uh, no i mean whoz catwoman b/c i know its you mcgonnagal

catwoman2256- i cant believe that you dont know who catwoman is she is a muggle super hero

HeadofSlytherin- i dont do anything that muggles do

catwoman2256- then why are you in a muggle chatroom

HeadofSlytherin- it i thought that you wouldnt remember

DIEVOLDIE- we arent as stupid as ron

stupidtwinbros- what r we talking bout

DIEVOLDIE- have you even been paying attention

stupidtwinbros- only half way im watching fred and george hex ginny

HouseElfFreedom- so i take it they made up

stupidtwinbros- yeah doesnt take long does it

-HeadofSlytherin has logged off-

snakesrok- hey wait up

-snakesrok has logged off-

bigblackdoggySNUFFLES- well at least all the evil people have logged off

DIEVOLDIE- yeah thats always a good thing

stupidtwinbros- yeah wheres dumbledore he was supposed to have logged on an hour ago

DIEVOLDIE- is hermione still on

HouseElfFreedom- Yeah... sorry I'm trying to read Hogwarts: A History and type at the same time... not that easy...

bigblackdoggySNUFFLES- yeah you're not very good at multitasking are you

HouseElfFreedom- No, not unless I have my time turner with me... ah well I'll read later...

stupidtwinbros- fred and george gave me some toffe thanks guys

DIEVOLDIE- ron

HouseElfFreedom- No!

stupidtwinbros- whaz up with my tongue

-stupidtwinbros has logged off-

TO BE CONTINUED...