Harry Potter Chatroom
You know the rules! I don't own HP characters, JKR does, so don't bother me. Stupid and pointless, but very funny. Hope (no pun intended) you like it!
Key:
DIEVOLDIE- Harry
HouseElfFreedom- Hermione
stupidtwinbros- Ron
twin1- Fred
twin2- George
ginny54776- Ginny
dearolddumbles- Dumbledore
DIEPOTTER- Voldemort
snakesrok- Draco
HeadofSlytherin- Snape
catwoman2256- McGonnagal
bigblackdoggySNUFFLES- Sirius
-DIEVOLDIE has logged on-
-HouseElfFreedom has logged on-
-stupidtwinbros has logged on-
-twin1 has logged on-
-twin2 has logged on-
DIEVOLDIE- hey hermione, ron, fred, george
HouseElfFreedom- hey
stupidtwinbros- hey
twin1- hello
twin2- hi
twin1- hey, ron thats not very nice
twin2- whats not very nice
twin1- his chatroom name is stupidtwinbros
-twin1 has logged off-
-twin2 has logged off-
stupidtwinbros- ahhhhhhhhh theyre gonna kill me
-stupidtwinbros has logged off-
-ginny54776 has logged on-
HouseElfFreedom- Hey Ginny!
ginny54776- hey hermione, harry
DIEVOLDIE- hey
ginny54776- does anyone know why ron is running through the house screaming 'don't kill me'
HouseElfFreedom- Well, his chatroom name is stupidtwinbros... put two and two together...
ginny54776- oh that could be the problem
ginny54776- love the name harry
DIEVOLDIE- thanks
HouseElfFreedom- No! Crookshanks has run off with my homework! Get back here!
-HouseElfFreedom has logged off-
-stupidtwinbros has logged on-
stupidtwinbros- what did i miss
DIEVOLDIE- crookshanks ran off with hermiones homework
stupidtwinbros- i knew that cat was evil just made a deal with fred n george theyll let me keep my name the way it is if i pay them 1 galleon every month
DIEVOLDIE- thats pretty expensive
stupidtwinbros- oh well i really like my name
ginny54776- ron youre a retard
stupidtwinbros- what ginny i didnt know you were on
ginny54776- no its really fred
stupidtwinbros- what
ginny54776- you really are stupid arent you
ginny54776- im not fred im ginny
-twin1 has logged on-
-twin2 has logged on-
twin2- why do you get to be twin1 anyways
twin1- i was born first
twin2- first is the worst second is the best
twin2- yeah i rule
twin1- and i thought ron was stupid
twin2- yeah hey im so gonna kill you
-twin2 has logged off-
twin1- gotta run
-twin1 has logged off-
-DIEPOTTER has logged on-
-snakesrok has logged on-
DIEVOLDIE- oh great look whoz on
DIEPOTTER- who are you and why do you hate me so
DIEVOLDIE- sigh and i thought ron was stupid
stupidtwinbros- yeah hey
-HouseElfFreedom has logged on-
HouseElfFreedom- Got done redoing my homework... bad cat!
stupidtwinbros- in what 5 minutes
HouseElfFreedom- You'd be suprised how much you can get done when you actually focus.
snakesrok- no ones talking to me
DIEVOLDIE- thats because you are annoying
snakesrok- youd be suprised how annoying you would be if your father beat you with a cane
snakesrok- oh thats impossible your fathers dead LOL
DIEVOLDIE- what did that say i wasnt paying attention draco is worse than our history teacher
stupidtwinbros- what was your first clue
HouseElfFreedom- Seriously... no pun intended.
-bigblackdoggySNUFFLES has logged on-
bigblackdoggySNUFFLES- whaz up
DIEVOLDIE- nothing much
DIEPOTTER- i still have no clue who DIEVOLDIE is
DIEVOLDIE- omg whoz parents did you kill
DIEPOTTER- still doesnt help me narrow it down
DIEVOLDIE- think about your name
DIEPOTTER- the dark lord lord voldemort or tom riddle
DIEVOLDIE- no your chatroom name
DIEPOTTER- harry potter
DIEVOLDIE- yes now have a cookie
DIEPOTTER- good idea im starved
-DIEPOTTER has logged off-
DIEVOLDIE- finally
-HeadofSlytherin has logged on-
DIEVOLDIE- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ME???????????
HeadofSlytherin- potter is that you
DIEVOLDIE- no its draco
snakesrok- hey im draco
-catwoman2256 has logged on-
HeadofSlytherin- whoz catwoman
catwoman2256- proffesor mcgonnagal
HeadofSlytherin- uh, no i mean whoz catwoman b/c i know its you mcgonnagal
catwoman2256- i cant believe that you dont know who catwoman is she is a muggle super hero
HeadofSlytherin- i dont do anything that muggles do
catwoman2256- then why are you in a muggle chatroom
HeadofSlytherin- it i thought that you wouldnt remember
DIEVOLDIE- we arent as stupid as ron
stupidtwinbros- what r we talking bout
DIEVOLDIE- have you even been paying attention
stupidtwinbros- only half way im watching fred and george hex ginny
HouseElfFreedom- so i take it they made up
stupidtwinbros- yeah doesnt take long does it
-HeadofSlytherin has logged off-
snakesrok- hey wait up
-snakesrok has logged off-
bigblackdoggySNUFFLES- well at least all the evil people have logged off
DIEVOLDIE- yeah thats always a good thing
stupidtwinbros- yeah wheres dumbledore he was supposed to have logged on an hour ago
DIEVOLDIE- is hermione still on
HouseElfFreedom- Yeah... sorry I'm trying to read Hogwarts: A History and type at the same time... not that easy...
bigblackdoggySNUFFLES- yeah you're not very good at multitasking are you
HouseElfFreedom- No, not unless I have my time turner with me... ah well I'll read later...
stupidtwinbros- fred and george gave me some toffe thanks guys
DIEVOLDIE- ron
HouseElfFreedom- No!
stupidtwinbros- whaz up with my tongue
-stupidtwinbros has logged off-
TO BE CONTINUED...
