I'm back after defeating Dr. Eggman. I'm soaking wet and I'm tired and all Sonic can do is criticize me for not being able to fly underwater. First off, wind currents and water currents are not the same thing. Second, you lazy hog, it's salt-water, which means swim a little and float a lot. I have salt-water in my ears and eyes. My tails still hurt from the Dr. Eggie blasting me. Do you think he was after me? No, no one ever goes after the sidekick when the hero is right there. I stupidly dived in front of him at the last minuet, only because if someone's going to kill that stupid over groomed fluff ball it's going to be me. Okay, so I wouldn't do that, but there are times when I get so close to just dropping him while I'm flying.

Anyway, we get done with Eggman and the blue cotton ball is all like we'll let's go out to celebrate. I'm sitting there; drenched in salt-water tails throbbing thinking do I really even want to go there. I came up with no and walked away. Oh, and is there some unwritten law that no matter how many times the sidekick saves the hero the sidekick still can't get the girl. Last week I was hanging out with this bunny and then he calls me. So I leave, and when I get back I find a note saying the Eggman has her. Then of course, Sonic saves her, and well no bunny for Tails. Man that irks me. I'm going to take a bath.

The End