I don't own Batman, and don't know much about it, but I just got this random idea...

Also, I am not trying to make fun of Batman. It's just an idea.

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"Batman, I was just wondering," aksed Robin.

"What?"

"Why did you make the Batmobile?"

"To help me get to evil quick so that I can fight them."

Robin raised his eyebrows "No, I mean the REAL reason,"

"BECAUSE IT LOOKS AWESOME AND IT'S FUN TO DRIVE! DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ah. That makes more sense..."

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Batman fans will probably say stuff in their reviews like:

The characters are OOC, and this story is really pointless, just like your Bob the Ant stories! You are a crappy writer! Also, you have a stupid penname! It's, like, SOOOO 5 seconds ago!

Review, okay? Just DO IT, even if you have to sink as low as to write a review like that one.