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Kidnapping
by Catherine Ray
a.k.a. Gosalyn2007


In the cold, dark, misty streets of St. Canard, a menacing villain who was exactly the opposite of Darkwing Duck, quickly sped past a bright red traffic light, with an old, dirty laundry bag with something- or someone inside, stowed into the sidecar of his skull-decorated motorbike, the Troublemaker, with the mighty masked mallard, Darkwing Duck and his clueless but loyal sidekick, Launchpad McQuack hot on his tail.

"I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!" cried Darkwing Duck as he approached closer to his psychotic archnemesis.

"Oh, give me a break," muttered the Menacing Mallard, as he slapped himself in the face with complete utter annoyance.

"I AM THE GLITCH THAT ERASES ALL YOUR SAVED GAME DATA! I AM...DARKWING DUCK! PULL OVER, NEGADUCK!! I'M TAKING YOU IN! IT'S SLAMMER TIME FOR YOU!!"

"Is that so, Darkwing Dung?" Negaduck sneered, as he pulled a small, red, rectangular box of thumbtacks from his compartment of his Troublemaker, and spilled them across the streets, causing the tires on Darkwing Duck's motorcycle, the Ratcatcher to deflate like a balloon.

"You don't know when to quit, do you Darkwing?" Negaduck scoffed as his goody two-shoes emerged from the Ratcatcher.

"Negaduck, haven't you heard that crime doesn't pay?" Darkwing pointed his gas-gun at Negaduck.

"Wrong, Darkwing Duck. Crime DOES pay as LONG as I get away with it!"

"Darkwing! Help!" yelled a voice inside the laundry bag carried in the Troublemaker, but Negaduck kicked it with complete irritation and annoyance. When would that annoying little brat learn to knock it off?

"Crazy kid!" he snapped loudly, as he violently shook the bag. "you don't know when to knock it off, do you? Make one more sound, and I swear you will end up deader than an unlucky roadkill armadillo!"

"Gosalyn?" cried Darkwing Duck, as he heard a voice inside the bag.

Could Negaduck have kidnapped his daughter without her dear father noticing? Was it another child?

When Negaduck pulled a someone out of the bag, Darkwing Duck immediatley realized that his archnemesis had kidnapped his nine-year-old adopted daughter without him noticing! Why wasn't he there to protect her? Why did he leave her alone for a criminal like Negaduck to come and kidnap her? What would that dangerous criminal want with his baby girl?

I thought Gosalyn was supposed to stay home...DW thought to himself, in fear. How did Negaduck know where to find her? How did he find out where she lived?

"Negaduck! Just what are you going to do with that child?"

"Not much...UNLESS you try to do anything to stop me from my big crime spree!" the cruel heartless mallard hissed/

"Let go of me! Let me go! Darkwing Duck! Launchpad! HELP! GET HIM OFF OF ME, PLEASE!" Gosalyn screamed, as she kicked in Negs's grasp; which was as tight as a drum.

"SHUT UP!!" Negaduck yelled, as he violently slapped the child's tender face. "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU NAUSEATING LITTLE SNOT!! TO BEGIN WITH, YOU WILL STOP KICKING ME, OR I WILL START BREAKING EVERY SINGLE BONE IN YOUR TINY LITTLE BODY--ONE BY ONE!! AND ANOTHER, YOU WILL SHUT YOUR STUPID LITTLE BEAK OR I SWEAR I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A HALIBUT!! YOU GOT THAT?!"

And then, he turned to Darkwing Duck and Launchpad with a dangerous glare on his face.

"Negs, please give her back." Darkwing pleaded. "she's just a little girl. She didn't do anything to you,"

"No," Negaduck shot back with a venomous glare, "but you did! I have had it with YOU FOILING MY CRIMES WITH THE LITTLE BRAT'S HELP WHICH LANDS ME IN JAIL TIME AND TIME AGAIN!! Do you have any idea what I've been thinking about for the last eleven months while I was sitting behind bars?!"

There was no response from Darkwing Duck or Launchpad.

"YOU!!" Negaduck seethed, as he took out a bazooka and pointed it at his goody-two shoes, still holding Gosalyn in a headlock.

"But then why are you kidnapping Gosalyn?" DW asked as he helplessly watched his baby girl struggle, trying to get free from Negaduck's grasp.

"Why?!" Negaduck repeated. "I'll tell you why, Darkwing Duck--because I'm a criminal, it's what I do! Besides, stupid Dr. Slug stole my spot as Public Enemy No. 1 again while I was in jail, so I am going to do whatever it takes to get it back, even if it means wasting one stupid annoying little brat who won't shut up!"

"You'll never get away with this, Negaduck!" Darkwing cried.

"So long, Darkwing Dunce!" Negaduck taunted, as he pulled the child into the Troublemaker. "I have a town to wreak havoc upon and a Public Enemy No.1 spot to re-claim, and don't you two try to stop me unless you want to see that little brat suffer!" and with that, he drove away into the dead of night.

"I can't believe it..." Darkwing Duck said, admitting defeat. "he's got...Gosalyn..."

"I'm not surprised, DW..." said Launchpad, shaking his head.


I am sorry if any of the characters are getting OOC! I hope you like the Dr. Slug running gag I used from the episode, "The Quiverwing Quack," Please no bad comments or flames! Please be kind and write some nice reviews, please!