Disclaimer: I don't own any of the TSS franchise, but if I did, there would be a lot more than just two seasons!

Characters: Zak S.

Summary: What mischief can Zak get to while on a plane ride?

Guy sitting next to Zak: "Great. Why do I always end up sitting next to a baby?" *looks out the window*

Zak: "What did you just say?"

Drew: "Zak, stop fussing."

Zak: Pipe down, mom. *slaps guys face* Hey, turn around big guy. Can you hear me now? I was gonna watch a movie but forget it. For the next three hours, I'll be screaming and yelling and doing all those other things you think I might do.

Guy: "Excuse me ma'am, can you please calm your son down before I call the attendants?"

*plane begins to take off*

Zak: "Uh oh, looks like you're gonna be with me for awhile." *smiles evilly*

Drew: "Zak, there is an empty seat next to your father. Go over there."

Zak: *unbuckles seat belt, walks over to the row behind them and sits behind the man*

Zak: "You happy now?" *begins to repeatedly kick the seat*

Guy: "Uh, flight attendant?"

Drew:*face palms*

Doc: *zzz...*

Attendant: "Yes sir?"

Guy: "This kid's kicking the back of my seat."

Attendant: *looks over at Zak who is sleeping peacefully* "Uh, do you mean the child behind you? He's sleeping like a cat." *continues to push the snack tray down the aisle.*

1 hour into the flight

Zak: *stands up on his seat and peers over the mans shoulder*

Guy: *Writes words down on the blank sheet of paper*

Zak: How ya, uh.. How ya coming along on that novel you're working on, huh? Gotta big,uh, stack of papers there? Gotta nice little story you workin' on there. Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? *pokes guy's head over and over again*

2 hours into the flight

Zak: "I'm not having fun anymore. I think you should know that."

Guy: "I'm glad."

Zak: *takes hat off the guy* "Ha! I stole your hat! What are you going to do about it now, hatless?"

Guy: "Grr. Give me that!" *takes hat back*

Zak: *begins to fake cry*

Woman sitting on the oppisite side of Doc: "How dare you make a small child cry! Shame on you!

Everyone else: "Shame! Shame! Shame!"

Doc and Drew: *zzz*

Guy: "Fine, keep the hat."

3 hours into the flight

Zak: "Hey look, I'm real sorry by the way I acted during the flight."

Guy: "It's fine."

Zak: "Here's your hat back." *hands the hat back to the guy but quickly takes it back*

Zak: "Physc!"

*Plane lands*

THE END!

This is supposed to take place when Zak was like five years old! If you didn't notice, some of the things Zak said were quotes from Stewie Griffin.