this is like my other work which is a cute curse. but I made it a maxoline kind of thing.


"max, I'm here, I just bought some cake mix for you." Caroline said as she handed Max the cake mix.

"this isn't the usual cake mix I use." Max said.

"fine, but you'll taste the cupcakes I'm going to make with this crap." Max said.

minutes later the cupcakes were done and Max gave one to Caroline to taste.

Caroline liked it and said "see, this cake mix is much better than the usual."

the next day Max got up and made cupcakes and noticed Caroline wasn't up yet to go to the diner.

Max just sighed and pulled the blanket but it wasn't Caroline sleeping it was a five year old blonde.

"Caroline? why did you bring a child in here?" Max shouted as she was looking for Caroline.

"Max? what happened?" The kid asked.

"have you seen Caroline, you know a blonde, skinny girl?" Max asked

"I am Caroline." the kid answered.

"kid, I'm not kidding, where's Caroline?" Max asked.

"I am Caroline Channing." The kid answered.

"really? then what's the name of my cat?" Max asked.

"nancy." the kid said.

"why did you turn into a five year old?" Max asked.

"must be the cake mix." Caroline said.

"great, now I have to carry you everywhere incase you find my drugs in the house." Max said.

"are drugs candy?" Caroline asked since her mind turned into a five year old.

"yes, drugs are candy." Max said awkwardly.

"now, let's go to the diner so we can get you candy." Max said.

"the diner? aren't those for poor people?" Caroline asked.

"well, believe it or not, you're poor." Max said.

Max carried little Caroline to the diner.

suddenly Han came to her.

"Max, did you get pregnant?" Han asked.

"Han, no, and this is Caroline." Max said.

"don't play games with me, Max." Han said as he went back to his office.

"but I wasn't, you believe me, right Earl?" Max asked Earl.

"Max, if that kid really is Caroline, what did she do to convince you?" Earl said.

"she said what's drugs, and she said Caroline Channing." Max said.

"Caroline wesbox Channing." Caroline corrected.

"see, Earl, you need to believe me." Max said.

"I do believe you, and why the hell doesn't she know what drugs is?" Earl said.

"her mind turned her into a five year old." Max said.

Max went to her counter and placed Caroline there.

"now, just stay here, and don't be like those other kids who runs." Max demanded.

"pick up at table 6." oleg said.

Max served the food and saw Caroline going down to the counter and went to the restroom.

Max followed little caroline and saw her reaching for the tampon machine.

"why are you reaching for tampons?" Max asked.

"tampons? I taught this was the drug machine?" Caroline asked.

"if there was a drug machine I'll buy from it everyday." Max said.

"what's a tampon?" Caroline asked.

"something that you shouldn't know." Max said.

"are the tampons, trampolines?" Caroline asked.

Max wanted to say period and vagina so badly but she didn't want to be a bad influence so she said awkwardly "yes tampons are trampolines."

"then why are they in a machine?" Caroline asked.

Max groaned and ignored her questions and carried her out of the bathroom.

Max did her shift and went home carrying Caroline.

"what's the thing Earl is smoking?" Caroline asked.

"weed, and don't smoke like him, you can only do that when you aren't doing anything." Max said.

Caroline fell asleep in Max's arms and Max just thinks it's ridiculous so she placed her in her murphy bed.


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