NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS – September 18, 2011 – Buffalo, NY
Tonight's Divas Championship match featured the WWE Divas Champion, Kelly Kelly, defending against 'the Glamazon', Beth Phoenix, who was accompanied to the ring by her fellow 'Diva of Doom', Natalya.
Once both women were in the ring and the bell rang, Beth rained havoc on Kelly, overpowering the former model. Kelly had virtually no offense and everything was going Beth's way until late in the match. Beth lifted Kelly up for a Glam Slam, but K2 was able to turn it into a Victory Roll and go for a pinning combination, but Beth escaped before the count of three. Natalya climbed up onto the ring apron, yelling at the ref and claiming Kelly was holding Beth's tights.
As Kelly got to her feet, Beth was already waiting for her. She charged in for a clothesline, but Kelly ducked and Beth was heading straight for where Nattie was standing. 'The Glamazon' put on the brakes and the two 'Divas of Doom' breathed a sigh of relief that they didn't hit each other – until Kelly dropkicked Beth into Nattie, causing them to bonk heads. Natalya fell off the ring apron and hit the crowd barrier while Beth found herself in a schoolgirl roll-up by Kelly. Still dazed, she could not kick out before the three-count, giving K2 the win.
As Kelly was announced as the winner, Beth and Natalya gathered themselves up and headed back up the aisle. Kelly wiped her hands at them and said, "So much for the Divas of Doom." As she watched them leave, a woman climbed over the crowd barrier, slid into the ring and attacked Kelly, hitting her with an axhandle blow to the back. The woman grabbed Kelly by the hair and slammed her head-first into the turnbuckle 12 times. As Kelly staggered around the ring in a daze, the woman bounced off the ropes and hit her with a Lou Thesz press. As they went down, the woman kept punching Kelly in the face with closed fists. Afterwards, she stood up, smacked her own rear end and yelled "BAM!" at Kelly.
Satisfied that she had made an impression on the Divas Champion, the woman called for the microphone and told the crowd, "My name is Jessie Kresa, and I ain't no Diva! In fact, I am one dirty bee-yotch! BAM!" She then tossed the mic back, climbed out of the ring and headed back over the crowd barrier.
(A/N: For those of you who were not aware, Jessie Kresa is ODB's real name.)
RAW – September 19, 2011 – Cleveland, OH
Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross recapped the Divas match from last night, discussing Kelly's win over Beth and the subsequent attack from Jessie Kresa. Lawler praised Kelly for her victory and made jokes about how bad Kresa smelled. They then sent it down to ringside for Justin Roberts to introduce the match.
Coming up was the women's match, with Divas Champion, Kelly Kelly, defending the title against Brie Bella, who was accompanied by her twin sister, Nikki. The match was sloppy, with lots of hair pulling and cat fighting. Brie and Nikki utilized their 'Twin Magic' on a few occasions until Kelly caught Brie (or was it Nikki?) with a boot to the gut, followed up with a K2 and a three-count for the win.
As the decision was announced, the Bellas licked their wounds and headed up the aisle as Kelly climbed on the second rope and held her title belt up for all to see. What she didn't see was Jessie Kresa once again hopping over the crowd barrier. She climbed into the ring, grabbed Kelly by her hair and threw her down to the canvas. Kelly got the wind knocked out of her and couldn't do much more than writhe around on the mat. Jessie took the mic, then took a flask out of her back pocket. She told Kelly and everyone in the arena, "The days of the Divas are numbered, and you're number one on the list. I'm not alone and we get done with you, you'll wish you'd never heard the word 'diva'." She finished her speech by drinking a little out of the flask and spitting the contents of her mouth out in Kelly's face.
