Total Drama Elimination Game Chapter 1 - Episode 1
Chris: Welcome Total Drama fans! The producers have decided that its too much work to come up with new challenges, and after all the elimination is all you people care about. So they have decided to try out a new format; a group of teens will soon be arriving here on Pahkitew island and will be split up into four teams. Every episode a team is randomly selected and that team must then eliminate one player, sounds good? Okay then, strap in and get ready, because your watching TOTAL DRAMA ELIMINATION GAME!
(The theme song from TDI plays)
A helicopter lands and each contestant walks out individually.
Chris: Since it is by far our most popular cast were bringing back every contestant from season one, here they come now!
The first person to exit the helicopter is Eva.
Eva: Chris you are so dead! How dare you have not let me return for any season until now!
Chris: Well, actually this is technically a different show, so you have still not been on a season of Total Drama since season one, hehe.
This enrages Eva even more but before she can do anything Chef shoots her with a tranquilliser, Beth steps out next.
Beth: Wow its so great to be back! So are we really not doing any more challenges?
Chris: Well yeah… but I still have many ways to torture you!
Beth: Okay then…
The next person is Geoff.
Chris: Geoff, what's up my man!
Geoff: Not much, well except for winning a million dollars with my best bud Brody on the Ridonculous Race.
Chris: Oh right… Anyway here comes our next contestant: Courtney!
Courtney: Well, this may not be the regular Total Drama, but I can still win the million.
Chris: Did you actually think the prize was one million on this show?! I mean, there are no challenges, thats not worth a million. But all people wanna watch are the eliminations so this will probably get more viewers and therefore make more money! At the end of the day thats all I care about.
Chef: If we're making more money, does that mean I can finally get my paycheck?
Chris: Don't count on it.
Courtney: So how much do we win?
Chris: You'll see, hehe.
The next person is Tyler.
Tyler: Alright! Finally I can show off my athleticism!
Chris: Not this season dude, its just elimination!
Tyler: Oh.
Chris: Next to arrive is Izzy!
Izzy: Woohoo! Time to have some fun!
Chef: Ughh, crazy girls back…
Izzy: Awww, is wittle Cheffy still mad at wittle Izzy?
Chef: Course I am, you the definition of crazy!
Chris: Anyway our next contestant is Leshawna!
Leshawna: Hows it goin' y'all, Leshawna's in the house! And this time I'm winning the money, no matter the amount.
Chris: Next up is Trent!
Trent: Alright, its been a while but I feel good about this season.
Chris: So how are things between you and Gwen?
Trent: Uhhh you do remember we broke up, right? And then she got together with Duncan…
Courtney: Oh yeah…
Trent: I thought you and Gwen were friends now.
Courtney: Well after the whole chart thing Gwen has been a bit mad at me, so I don't even know.
Chris: Speaking of Gwen, here she comes now!
Gwen: Ugh another season of this crap, this time I hope I'm eliminated early and won't have to suffer anymore.
Courtney: Hey Gwen, so… are you still mad at me?
Gwen: A little, but I'll get over it. Unless you do something like that again in which case I'm done trying to be friends with you.
The next person to step out of the helicopter is Noah.
Chris: Noah! How excited are you for this season?
Noah: Well there are no challenges or whatever so thats a plus, but after being on the ridonculous race, this is even worse.
Chris: Okay, moving along our next contestant is Bridgette!
Bridgette: Geoff!
Geoff: Bridgette! You wanna make out?
Bridgette: No, lets not make out the whole time. Lets actually try to win!
Geoff: Well after I won the race I don't really care too much. But you should totally win this season!
The next person to arrive is DJ.
Geoff: Hey bro, hows it going?
DJ: Good, but I'm a bit nervous being back here. I don't want anymore animals to get hurt because of me.
Geoff: I'm sure it'll be fine dude.
Chris: Next up is Harold.
Harold: Good to be back, I hope I can do better than in World Tour.
Chris: Uhhh you kind of eliminated yourself in that season.
Harold: Yeah I don't really remember why though, gosh.
Chris: Anyway our next contestant is Justin!
Justin: Hey Chris, hey guys!
No one takes notice of him however as Alejandro steps out.
Alejandro: Hello ladies and gents.
Courtney: Ugh he's evil, why do I keep on forgetting.
Leshawna: Because he looks so fine… Oh come on Leshawna, do you remember nothing from season three!
Alejandro: Yeah about that, I would like to apologise for all my actions in that season and hope that all of you can forgive me.
Noah: Good luck with that.
The next person to step out Lindsay.
Tyler: Hey Lindsay! You still remember me right?
However Lindsay is staring at Alejandro and not taking much notice.
Lindsay: Huh? Did you say something Alepanyo?
Chris: Our next contestants are Katie and Sadie!
Katie: Eeee, we're finally back. Isn't it great Sadie?
Sadie: Yeah totally! Imagine if we made it to the final two together?
Katie: But what would happen then?
Sadie: Well only one of us can win, but we would split the money anyway right?
Katie: Yeah totally!
Chris: Alright that's enough ladies, the next person is fan favourite Duncan!
Duncan: Alright! Hey Gwen!
Gwen: Aren't you supposed to be in prison?
Duncan: Nah, they let me out, said I was scaring the other prisoners too much.
Chris: Yeah right, they just let you leave to compete in this season, he was actually the most scared of the other prisoners.
Gwen and Courtney laugh uncontrollably as Owen steps out.
Owen: Woohoo! Noah my best friend, good to see you again.
Noah: (sighs) Yeah good you see you too…
Chris: And now the queen of drama herself: Heather!
Alejandro: Heather! So are we still dating?
Heather: Hell no! I'm here to win and nothing else.
Alejandro: Oh…
Chris: Next up is Cody!
Cody: Please don't tell me Sierra is in this season!
But this is not the case as Sierra then steps out.
Sierra: Cody! How comes you haven't talked to me since World Tour? I thought we were best friends!
Cody: (sighs) Oh come on!
Chris: And finally our last contestant is Ezekiel!
Ezekiel then steps out looking relatively human like.
Ezekiel: Uhh hello, eh?
Chris: Alright thats all our twenty four contestants for this season. Join us next time as we split them up into teams and eliminate the first person, on TOTAL DRAMA ELIMINATION GAME!
Hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter. Every other chapter will be a bit shorter since its just elimination. Leave a review if you want and don't forget to check out the upcoming chapters to see who goes home. Thanks for reading!
