Chapter 1: I once dropped my phone in a public urinal

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12:25 AM, Tokyo school for young duelist and gifted art prodigies, Library A

A young male is slouched over a desk illuminated by the single light in the library, it looks as if it was a scene in a play where just one spotlight is shown on a character during there solo. The library is dusty and packed to the brim with boring novels and the occasional gay love light novel. The young mans name is shatner baby, he's a genius fabled player and has only lose against a.i and everyone else in the school. He's drooling on a pile of books with titles in the genre of "how to play yugioh for dummies", "card text 101", and "your, 16, pregnant, and a guy: the steps to success and happiness". He slowly stirs from his sleep, tried he stretches and gets up, looking around he realizes what time it is.

"god damn, I need to stop trying to study during third period"

He leaves the room, not giving a single fuck to the mess he made, or his wallet, and heads to the bathroom. While walking around the school he starts to feel sort of paranoid, he starts to notice little flashes of light in the corners of the school and his heartbeat speeds up. He starts to play it off as his imagination and puts in his headphones, he puts on his favorite song, watch?v=omuy1sknXhw, and heads toward the bathroom as normal. He arrives at the bathroom after some time and sees the normally locked door is left ajar with a dim light coming from the back of the bathroom. He slowly walks into the bathroom, being as quietly as possible, and looks around. He sees a woman, around 16 years old, standing in front of the mirror, naked except for a scarf on her left knee, and whispering something to herself. He hears low music from a phone on the counter, watch?v=8cOt9UcYGOU . He stares at her for some time, she doesn't move and just sits there in front of the mirror letting the music play, after about a minute, she starts to move slowly, she starts to sway back and forth, dancing in the darkness like she was an awkward teenage boy at his first dance. After two minutes and the song ending, she slowly started to whisper to herself, and got louder and louder as she kept repeating one phrase.

"Would you fuck me, id fuck me, id fuck me so hard'

Shatner slowly walked away from the bathroom, but all the way back to his car he couldn't ignore his raging erection