It was a quiet evening for once in Storybrooke. There were no dark curses that needed breaking, no wicked witches, just a pleasant evening in a normal town. Henry had the feeling things wouldn't stay that way. It was looking more and more certain that Emma was going to marry Killian. Henry was happy about that, but he knew one member of his family wouldn't be. His grandpa and Killian had hated each other for literally centuries. That had to stop. Operation Wolf Pack was under way, with Emma there just to be on the safe side.

Both men arrived early in the evening, exchanging glares of hate but not making any snide remarks. Yet. Henry was grateful for that, but any hope of a pleasant evening vanished when they tried to decide on an activity.

"I still haven't seen the movie I'm supposedly in," the pirate commented.

"Um, you might not want to see that," Henry advised.

"I wouldn't exactly care for seeing a movie about him, or dear old dad," Rumple added.

"If we're watching a movie there's a lot of choices on Netflix." Emma was not looking forward to the day Killian would see that movie.

"It can't be that bad," he insisted. "And I have the right to know what people think I'm like."

A grin was coming over Rumple's face.

"You know, I may like to see this movie after all."

So it was decided. Henry put the dvd in since the pirate was still clueless with technology. Skipping the previews, the four of them sat back and let the movie start. From the opening line it was clear how this would go.

"All off this has happened before, and it will all happen again," the narrator began.

"Let's bloody hope not," Hook mumbled as the others shushed him.

It was peaceful enough watching it show the Darling family. Rumple knew they'd been good to Bae, taking him in and giving him a home. Everyone looked with disgust at the boys playing at Peter Pan fighting Hook.

"So he kidnaps children, takes them to his island of torture, but he's the hero and I'm the villain in this thing?"

Rumple might have made a comment about his worthless father, but was distracted when Mr. Darling was angrily ranting, referring to "Captain Crook." Hook was annoyed, but didn't look Rumple's way and see him smirking. For the next few scenes everyone was mostly just frustrated at the inaccuracy.

"Since when were Pan and Tinker Belle friends? And Wendy had better sense than to just go with him that way."

"It fits though that he'd take her so he can hear stories about himself," Rumple commented.

The journey to Neverland was shown as a magical flight someone would have in their best dream, far from the nightmare it really was when Pan's shadow took a child. Everyone looked at Henry, as if afraid somehow Pan would return for him, but the next scene took their minds off that worry. The Jolly Roger came into view, and her captain sat back with a relaxed smile.

"Now we're getting to the good part."

The pirates were singing happily about how wonderful being a pirate was, but when the image zoomed in it showed they were throwing daggers at a drawing of their captain. He stared in shock.

"So why exactly does my crew hate me?"

"Because you're obsessed with hunting down Pan instead of setting out to sea," Henry explained.

"I never even cared about what Pan was up to until after we went to Neverland to get you back! Who made this thing?"

"A man named Walt Disney," Henry answered.

"Whatever happened to him?"

"He died a long time ago."

"Too bad. I'd like to have had a word with him."

"Be quiet and watch already," Rumple told the pirate sharply. 'You're the one who wanted to watch this."

There was no way he was keeping quiet when he finally saw the onscreen version of himself. If it wasn't for the Hook hand he never would have believed that was him.

"That- that is not me! Look at that mustache! It sticks out at least a foot on each side! And that hair does not belong on a man!" He ran his hand over his own hair and face as if reassuring himself he didn't really look like that.

"I warned you he had a waxed mustache and a perm,' Emma reminded him.

"But you didn't say what a perm was! And shut up Crocodile!"

Rumple hadn't made a sound, but was shaking so hard with laughter there was no hiding it.

"I think I'm going to like this movie after all," he commented when he finally stopped laughing.

More inaccuracies followed, such as Pan being the one who cut off Hook's hand. Rumple was starting to be annoyed, wondering if he was in this movie at all until Hook referred to Pan feeding his hand to the crocodile. Just when Rumple wondered if he was going to be portrayed as a cannibal or something in this thing, the crocodile himself came on screen.

'Well at least they have one of us drawn correctly," the pirate smirked. "Actually, too bad you don't resemble the drawing more. You'd look better."

With a snap of his fingers, there was definitely one of them who looked like his cartoon self. Hook didn't feel different, but he could see he was dressed in the frilly red outfit. Running his hand over his face and hair again he couldn't help noticing the pointed mustache and long hair. He jumped up in as much alarm as if he's been shot at.

"Undo that right now Crocodile!"

"Oh but it's such an improvement, Dearie."

The two would have tried killing each other then and there if Henry hadn't intervened and Emma hadn't quickly put up a shield between them.

"Grandpa, this was supposed to be a nice get together. Just turn him back "

Reluctantly, Rumple reversed the spell.

"A bit vain, aren't you Captain? Worried what Miss Swan would think of you?"

'No," he denied. "She knows I'm devilishly handsome. Right Emma?" No answer. "Emma?" Still no answer. 'Swan!"

Now everyone except him was laughing.

"Relax Killian," She snuggled closer. "It's only a movie."

His relaxing lasted about two seconds before the movie Hook started climbing up Mr. Schmee, begging to be saved from the crocodile.

"I spent all that time trying to kill him, and now people think I run in terror of him!"

"Don't worry. Schmee will always protect you from me," Rumple couldn't help putting in.

"Shut up! At least I'm man enough to fight for what I want."

"That's a man?" Rumple gestured to the movie.

"That isn't me and you know it."

Things didn't go better for him when his cartoon self kidnapped Tiger Lily.

"As if I would do that. The whole reason I became a pirate was because at least there's honor among thieves."

"Because stealing other men's wives, and shooting a woman is honorable," Rumple added.

"I didn't kill the woman you love, and it was Milah's choice."

Of course, they had to show Pan as the hero, imitating Hook's voice to convince Schmee to free Tiger Lily and adding to tell the crew to help themselves to help themselves to Hook's best rum.

"Why am I not surprised there's a supply of rum on board?" Rumple couldn't resist putting in.

Luckily what was happening on the screen distracted them. It was the fight that ensued between Pan and Hook on Skull Rock. For a moment, the two old enemies were on the same side as they encouraged he movie pirate. The pirate looked at Rumple in surprise.

"You're fighting him. In this case, it's the lesser of two evils," he explained.

Unfortunately, it ended with Hook hanging on by just his hook about to fall into the water. Pan stood over him and said "What have we here? A codfish on a hook."

Rumple started to laugh and Hook glared at him.

"Don't even think of ever calling me that."

"When you've never called me anything except Crocodile?"

To his credit, Rumple did resist calling him a codfish, but no one except Hook could help laughing as the movie Hook fell and had his pants ripped off as the crocodile almost ate him, then proceeded to bang his head against the door of the cave several times as he tried to escape.

'You do all remember that isn't the real me?" he reminded them. Everyone reassured him they did,. He reminded them again that he wasn't the guy with the perm as the movie version of him used Tinkerbelle to find the Lost Boy's hideout, although there were no complaints when he tried to put a bomb in Pan's home.

"We should have really tried that," he commented.

"Wouldn't have worked," Rumple reminded him. "Not in Neverland. Nice thought though."

Of course, Tinkerbelle saved him, and Pan got her out of the rubble.

"Don't you understand Tink? You mean more to me than anything in the world!" He lamented.

"Wrong. He's the only one who ever meant anything to himself."

For just one brief moment Killian looked uneasy. His own father had left him.

It wasn't long until the last big fight between Pan and Hook. Rumple winced as Hook called Pan out on being a coward, flying rather than fighting fairly. Having a coward for a father and being stuck with the label of coward himself was something he'd never been able to escape from. Surprisingly, the pirate made no remark.

"Not going to say something along the lines of like father like son?"

"Oh I still think you're a coward, and I'm not afraid to say so. I wouldn't say in runs in the family though, and insult your son and grandson. Never saw any cowardice in them."

He could live with that. At least his family wasn't being insulted.

Being the villain of the story, of course Hook lost the fight, and was forced to say he was a codfish. No one made any remarks this time since they'd all wanted Pan to lose even though Hook was the villain. Wendy was returned safely to London ("As if he'd actually let her go," Rumple had remarked.) And the movie ended. Henry was smiling as he took the dvd out.

"For just a few seconds, you two actually did it! You were actually not at each other's throats." It was a temporary truce, he knew, but it was a start. "We should do this again sometime. A get together I mean. Not so sure movies are a good idea."

'So, there's actually a movie like this for all of us?" Hook asked.

"Most of the people in my book, yes. I have a few. Never watched them since realizing all of them were true though. Mostly they're all wrong."

"I'd like to see the others sometime," the pirate said.

"That might not be a good idea," Henry said, thinking of how one of his moms and his grandma would react to one of his dvds his adopted mother never knew he had, Snow White.