Jake Paul in Vietnam Part. 1.

One day in LA, at the Team 10 house, Jake Paul and the Team 10 members were messing around doing their favorite activity..

Starting mansion-sized-fires and being assholes to their neighbors. "Hang on guys" Jake Paul said to his fuck buddies. "Where ya going, lad?" England is my city asked.

"Gotta go talk to our 9-14 year old fans" Jake replied before walking off. "O, okay." Jake Paul walked to the front door and his fans screamed as he walked out.

They all started to jump on him and Jake Paul wasn't having their shit today. He pulled out an AK straight out of his ass and started firing. He was firing hard, they weren't

having his ass tonight. He roared as he fired into this blonde bitches head, anothers heart and 4 others bodies. He pulled out two knives and started slicing n' dicing

"DIE YOU COMMUNIST FUCKS!" he shouted as this hero ended all of these evil, 9-14-year-old lives. After he killed nearly all of the crowd and most of them escaped (very

injured of course) he laughed manically. "THIS WAS SO GREAT! The army needs someone like me." Jake said before running inside and yelling at his team members.

"EVERYONE! WE'RE GOING TO THE ARMY!" Jake yelled. "Uh, no were not." Chance said. "Too late, already signed us up." Jake replied. Chance looks directly at Jake and jumped

on him. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Chance yelled as he shook Jake Paul. Jake wasn't having Chances shit today and he did a reversal and got ontop of Chance and put a knife to his throat.

"Make better choices." Jake said and Chance nodded.

Everyone got in the Team 10 van and started driving to the army base. "FUCK YEAH! PICKLE JAKE! TEAM 10 IS NUMBER ONE BUT I'M THE BEST!" Jake yelled as they went to

their new base. They crashed the Team 10 van into a tree and started walking to the enterence. "ID numbers, please." The guard said. "Come on man, you know me. ;)"

Jake replied. "ID number." Jake gave a hard sigh and showed his ID number 11797 then entered.

Next was (before we go any further, this will be a long list) Allyssa Violet her ID 01010011 01101101 01100101 01101100 01101100 01110011 00100000 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100.

After that was Nick Crompton. He showed his ID as well EC1 and after a few more members the final member to show his ID was Chance SSBoYXRlIEpha2UgYW5kIEkgY2hlYXRlZC4=.

After making their way inside, they went to the living courters. Jake threw his bag on the top bunk and layed down. "Ahh, this is the life. Perfect for an important person

like me." Chance looked up at him. "Uh.. Dude, why are you saying that?" Chance asked Jake. "Uh, because its true. Duh, dumbass." Jake replied. "Hey, y'know Jake, you're

a real egotistical dick head asshole." Jake looked at Chance and laughed. "You're clearly mentally challenged, I'm a hero, right guys?" All the other Team 10 members looked at him and nodded.

"I wanna fuck you, Jake." Tessa said. "Me too." Nick said.

Chance groaned and went back to reading his book. As the hour went by Chance grew tired and eventually drifted to sleep. Jake noticed this and got a great idea. "Hey guys, lets prank Chance."

One of them pulled out a zippo lighter and flicked it open then threw it in Chances bag. They all started giggling and put the bag on Chance. The flames grew and eventually started burning Chance.

"AHHH! AHH! FUCKKK! AHHHH!" Then Chance fell to the floor and started rolling around. He got sent to the ER. "HAAA! I feel like we should've been doing army stuff, but this is way cooler."

They were told to meet up in the middle of the base for some important reason. Everyone made it to the told location and the general started talking. "Listen up all of ya, today we're gonna be training."

Jake Paul looked straight at the general. "Wait- what?"

"You'll be working hard, on. Your. Own."

"Oh no.." Jake said.

To be continued..