Well, I got bored. Another author who's crazy enough to do a collection of strange, humorous and overall just pure random short (or long) stories centered around the manga-based Hellsing centric world. Reviews, suggestions and critque are much apprectaited. Hope ya'll enjoy it while it lasts. I may add in my OC, but I'll think about it first. For now, enjoy and laugh along in these crazy times!
The Dog's (and fledging's) Best Plaything
"I'm bored..." Seras Victoria said to herself in a sing-song voice as she flopped herself onto the coffin-bed. There wasn't any missions tonight: no ghouls, no FREAKs… nothing! Absolutely nothing! This could easily be one of her most boring night of her life… I mean, unlife. The female vampire sighed in resignation to herself as she stood and walked about. However, something odd caught her eye. Something… yellow.
Crouching down, Seras soon spotted what had caught her vision just now. Grinning she reached in and picked up the item in her hand. She looked at it for a moment before grinning. Now this could prove to be interesting after all…
Walter was, as usual, doing his usual duties: washing dishes, serving tea, tidying up messy rooms (an unfortunate habit of his from his younger days with Arthur) and of course, delivering the two vampire's daily rations. As said, the butler was doing the aforementioned duty, holding an iced bucket with a blood transfusion bag in it. The elder retainer had went into the basement, and was just about to enter Seras's room when…
"MASSSSTTEEEEEERRRR!!!" wailed the voice of the young female fledging.
Walter immediately acted, the huge metal portal banging open as the butler kicked it, thinking that the woman was in danger. However, when he entered it… a rather astonishing sight appeared before his eyes.
Alucard was in his familiar form, the huge hound sitting before Seras. But what really startled the butler was that Alucard, the greatest Nosferatu in the world, the being with power to destroy all of London and beyond… was actually panting happing as the back of he was cooed by his female fledging. The butler looked down, and dropped the bucket he was holding.
The retainer never noticed the loud crash as the metallic bucket crashed onto the stone floor. He never noticed the ice cubes spilling all over. He never noticed the bag was actually still in one piece even after falling. All he noticed was the time lying in between Alucard's paws and Seras's feet.
A ball.
A squishy ball.
A squishy, bright yellow ball.
It was common fact that Alucard hated playing with balls (unless we are speaking it of a different sort, which I shall not divulge into due to young readers) especially bright, sunny yellow ones. Granted, dogs liked balls, but the elder median could hardly be classified a dog. No hound would have red eyes, let alone one the size of a pony.
"Miss Victoria, just what has happened?" questioned the rather stunned butler.
The strawberry-haired fledging grinned as she picked up and held up the ball. "I played fetch with Master!" she exclaimed with a bright smile. If it were an anime, Walter would have fell down that way. Instead he gave a slight cough and looked at the squishy sphere the young fledging was holding. Upon studying it closer, the elder retainer realized that the ball even had a smiley face on it.
"And just how did you get Alucard to play with it?" he asked.
"Well, I found it under my bed, and so I was just toying with it when Master came in and decided to annoy me. So I… sort of tricked him into going into his familiar form… and… and…"
I should have never taught her how to flaunt power against dogs… muttered Alucard groggily before his 'doggy' instincts gave in and he whined for more cooing from his young fledging. Walter merely muttered a few choice words under his breath as he turned to exit the room, go to the kitchen and grab a rag and perhaps immerse himself in a cup of coffee to forget this awkward situation.
Moral: Never, ever teach Seras how to flaunt power over the dogs. You might just get ensnared in it yourself.
Until next time!
ProtoKnightblazer
