X-men: The Untold Story

"Professor, this party is a great idea, it will give the old students a time to remember the good times here……In the School for Gifted Youngsters…." Beast stroked his 'new' beard and looked back, over the good times.

"Yes, also is an excuse to use up the food and booze from the christmas party" The professor agreed, also stroking his beard.

"What Christmas party? I wasn't invited to a Christmas party!" Beast complained.

"Wasn't so much a Christmas party as a get together of friends and a celebration of the birth of Christ" The Professor smiled.

"Oh, well, that's completely different" Beast smirked.

And they stared into the distance, remembered all the happy memories of the students, and LO did they stroke their beards!

The Party of Rememberence!

Scott drove into the drive, got out of the car and opened the door for his new wife, Jean.

"There you go Jean, don't fall over on the step or anything!" Scott glowered at his wife.

"Oh thank you Scottie, can you believe it's been a century since we left here?" Jean gazed up at the Institute.

"A decade Jean, a decade!" Scott shouted.

"Velcome mein freunds!" Kurt greeted.

"Come in, come in, meet the friends that we havn't seen in a long time!" he waved to Scott and Jean.

"Wow, Kurt's German?" Jean asked in astonishment.

"YES YOU DETESTablyyy…lovely lady" Scott kissed Jean's cheek.

"Kurt, Can I talk to you for a second?" Scott grabbed Kurt's arm and pulled him into his room.

"Kurt, I hate Jean!" Scott said desperately.

"Then vhy did you marry her?" Kurt asked.

"I don't know, but I HATE her so much, 'oh 'Scottie, your so smart' and 'oh, Scottie your so brave' YAGHHH! She makes me sick! I'd rather spend a weekend with EVAN Kurt, EVAN!"

Evan entered smiling, with a beard.

"Really dude?"

"Shut up Evan!" Scott shouted.

"You know what she did yesterday, forgot the stairs. She got out of bed and BANG tumble, flop, she fell down, She didn't get hurt though, no cuts, no bruises, she just gets up and says 'My bad!' and laughed! I want her DEAD!" Scott Screamed.

"C'mon man, she's not that bad" Evan said.

"Oh, Evan, you make me so!….." Scott punched Evan then went on complaining.

"I want her dead Kurt, DEAD! I hate the F son of a B, I wish she were in hell dancing with Satan, like a jester, with chains and spikes and whips! And every time she puts her feet down she gets burned HA HA HA HA HA! And I'll laugh dammit, laugh laugh till my cries of Joy echo through the corridors HE HE HE HE!" Scott fell to the floor cursing the floor, he stopped and stared at Kurt.

"So what are you up to?" Scott asked getting up and straighting his clothes out.

"I'm a vicar" Kurt said plainly

"Oh, well….." Scott rubbed his neck.

"It's okay my child" Kurt patted his shoulder, and Scott looked confused.

"Zhere must be something you like about her" Kurt said, shrugging his shoulders.

"She makes eggs in the morning" Scott answered blandly.

"Zhere you go mein child"

"Sunny-side up, I HATE SUNNY SIDE UP!" Scott screamed, just as Evan was getting up, he punched him again.

"Oh, and poached! Except, it's not kinda poached, it's sorta, just bits of egg over the walls, she seems to think that's how it's done" Scott said.

"Oh, that's not how it's done? That's how I make poached eggs" Kurt asked puzzled.

"Scottie!"

"Oh GOD!", She comes, it's too late for me, run Kurt, RUN!" Scott pushed Kurt, who didn't move.

"There you are! Come on Silly Scottie….." Jean hugged him.

"Come on Scottie, let's huggy it up" Jean smiled dumbly.

"With pleasure!" Scott put his hand around Jean's neck.

"Come on Jean, you should see Zhe new students!" Kurt pulled Jean out the room.

Evan woke up.

"Evan, you have five, four, three" Scott gazed angrily at the doorway and Evan began to get confused and nervous.

"ONE!" Scott punched Evan, hard.

"Zhis is Nightshade, he has zhe ability to shoot atomic lasers from his finger tips" Kurt explained.

"Hey, how are you!" Jean screamed.

"Jean, he's not deaf" Kurt said, looking at a very scared Nightshade.

"Really, you are aren't you?" She asked Nightshade.

"I don't think so" He replied.

"Ahh you speak very good english" Jean nodded.

"Jean, he is english" Kurt said slaping his forhead.

"What?" Jean asked scratching her head.

"Never mind, here is Darkwater, she has the abilty to turn all natural minerals into oil, then can control that oil with her mind, it's all about quantem physics really, heh heh" Kurt explained.

"What? What are you talking about?" Jean wondered.

"She has zhe ablity to……"

"Are you sure he's not deaf, he's not talking to me" Jean asked, talking to a painting.

"Yes Jean, he's deaf" Kurt directed her to dining room.