(T-Rated for Bad Words and Something Questionable)

To Naruto Uzumaki

Nineteen years have passed since you were banished. We hope you've learned your lesson for harming Sasuke when you were ordered not to on the mission. We are now ordering you to return to Konoha to be placed back into the Shinobi Corps. You are to do so in five months or we will send the ninjas to drag you back by force.

Sincerely,

The Civilian and Shinobi Councils of Konoha, and Tsunade

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To The Konoha Councils, and Tsunade

I appreciate your offer, but I must decline as I have found a good place in Equestria. Also I am no longer the Uzumaki, but now Firespark because that name is fitting, thanks to the all-mighthy Twilight Sparkle. You may have my chakra coil removed, but she's happy to grant me magic capacity as a replacement.

I'll miss my Kitsune Girlfriend...

Who is Twilight Sparkle you ask? She is the Headmare of the Friendship School in Ponyville. She did a better job than you losers because her school actually teaches better. Yeah, that's right, I am insulting your school. I am free from your corruptive village. I actually have better friends who are Ponies, Changelings, Dragons, Hippogriffs, Griffons, and even Yaks.

Do not try to send someone to drag me back. The Equestrians are on high alert and they are merciless against all Konoha Ninjas like you.

Sincerely,

Naruto FireSparks

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To the Headmare of Friendship School

You Bitch! You just destroyed our number one prophecy!

THIS IS WAR!

Now peeved off,

The Civilian and Shinobi Councils of Konoha, and Tsunade

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Dear Ninja Council of Konoha

Your own fault for banishing Naruto after he did a good job at the Sasuke Retrieval Mission. I looked everything in Naruto's memories and find out what a terrible job you and your village did to the orphan. I consider all of you suckier.

You won't have to worry about Naruto though. He is in complete control, disciplined, and very responsive. Something my school is much better than your trashy school.

Do not try to take Naruto away, cause guards of Equus is on high alert for your sneaky ninja mules.

Headmare of Friendship School, and BETTER than you,
Principal/Princess Twilight Sparkle

P.S. from Ember, "Bring it! I got an ARMY of Dragons waiting for you."

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To the Headmare of Friendship School

WHAT THE F**K DID YOU JUST CALL US?!

Peeved off,

The Civilian and Shinobi Councils of Konoha, and Tsunade

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Dear Ninja Council of Konoha

You heard what I said!

Headmare of Friendship School, and BETTEREST than you,
Principal/Princess Twilight Sparkle

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To the Headmare of Friendship School

Betterest isn't even a word. You just made that up!

Peeved off,

The Civilian and Shinobi Councils of Konoha, and Tsunade

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Dear Ninja Council of Konoha

It is now...Deal with it!

Headmare of Friendship School, and BETTERESTESTEST than You,
Principal Twilight Sparkle.

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Dear Naruto,

Why not Ditch your Kitsune Girlfriend. She's not here, and I'm better cause I'm a Dragon.

Sincerely,

Smolder the Dragon

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Dear Naruto,

Ex-Ninja should go on a Date with Yona.

Yaks better than Kitsune. Kitsune too weak to Smash.

Sincerely,

Yona the Yak

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Dear Naruto,

I wanna take you to Mount Aris. It's chill and has Seaquestria as well.

That Kitsune has nothing on us Hippogriffs and Seaponies.

Sincerely,

Silverstream the Hippogriff/Seapony

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Dear Naruto,

Could you go to the Prom with me?

I'm a Changeling you know, I can turn into a Kitsune to help you.

Sincerely,

Ocellus the Reformed Changelings

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To Ocellus, Yona, Smolder, Silverstream

WHOA GIRLS! One at a Time! I can't handle a Harem yet.

Sincerely,

Naruto Firespark

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Dear Naruto,

Come to the bunker if you value your sanity. There is a heat going on and we're trying to survive.

Sincerely,

Sandbar and Gallus