How the hell did I end up here? I'm suck with a bunch of weirdos who all have abnormal traits. The dude sitting across from me, L, hasn't stopped eating cake since we got here. And BB hasn't stopped eating Jam. N is just plain weird, one he sounds like a girl and he's- what 19?- he cant stop playing with transformers! GOD!M is maybe worse, he eats his chocolate dramatically, and he looks like a girl.
What am I doing here? I pondered. Its not like I'm odd in any way shape of form, at least not as seveir as these guys. Ok yes, I only eat caramel and sweets but I'm not over weight. I have blue and black hair, but that isn't that weird...right? And ok, my deductive skills are high as hell but that doesn't mean I'm a detective, no! I'm a song writter, Its what I was meant to do.
" Crap," BB peered into the jar smeered with jam, " It's empty" He scanned all of us with his shinagami eyes, "Do you guys happen to have any jars of jam on you?"
"Well, now that you mention it I have a jar in my pocket!" Mello sneered sarcastically. BB starred at him as he licked jam off his lip. Slowly he walked towards the small fridge bolted to the hotel wall, inside it was stocked with cakes, jam, chocolate, and to my delight...caramel.
''B" He turned his head towards me, "Would you mind throwing me a case of caramel?" he took out a pack and threw it in my direction.
"I was wondering who that was for"
There was a bang and the door flew open, and a girl was pushed into the room. The door slammed shut. It took a moment of staring at her before I could remember who she was.
"S?" I stared at her.
"V?" She stared at me until a grin settled on her lips. " Long time no see"
"Same to you." I said, cautously licking some caramel off the top cover of the pack.
"Do you know what's going on here?" Her breath caught in her through when she saw L. I grinned, I had the same reaction when I was dumped in here.
"Isn't it obvious?" Near asked lifting his head, "They are collecting all the greatest detectives."
"We aren't detectives, we're in a band. We write music and that's all." I said then it occurred to me, we do solve the occasional case or two. Near shrugged.
" I Have a guess," Matt murmered, never looking up from his nintendo,"They are going to clear out the weirdest people so everyone can live normal lives instead of being influenced by our origonal-niss"
"The government wants to mold the normal public into clones of zombies" Mello joked.
"I highly dout that's the case," L added sugar cubes to his tea. "Something has the Government stressed, the whole world's government. Not just the usa." he said, eyeballing S and I. Was is that obvious that we are american?
We all sat in silence, the only sound was the occasional fork scratching a plate (L) or the sound of someone licking there fingers( BB and me ) or the sound of a video game( Matt ) or the crack of dramatic chocalate eating ( Mello ). Hours passed, no one els came to join our party of weird people. My legs began to fall asleep, L, N and BB must have felt the same way because it wasnt long before all four of us had to walk around and stretch our legs. As I walked around I stopped to look at the photo on the wall, the lifless tv next to me wizzed into life.
"Is this working?" The dude on the screen asked, scratching his head. BB and L appeared next to me, followed by everyone els. The man on the screen continued, " Is this hooked up ritght?"
"Yes!" we heard somone say,''Hurry, they can hear all this you know.'' The man on the screen cleared his throat.
"If you all are whatching this, L, V, S, N, M, BB, and Matt you all have been chosen to find out how and why all the political leaders have been dying.''
"But do they know who?" BB pressed his eyebrows together, L shot him a look. "Cant it be assumed that they were murdered?"
"Non of the detectives we hired could understand how they died, all DNA was somehow removed." L's eyes widdened,
"All the DNA?" He wipered, barley audible. Something in my mind clicked how the hell do you remove all DNA?.
"So, we asked some of our body guards to find each of you and bring you all together.'' then man puased. "With all of you working together this should be a peice of cake."
"Cake?" BB's and L's face lighted at the word.
"So we will leave you to dicuss." the TV turned off with out any of us touching it.
