DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN.
Date Uploaded: December 18, 2018- Tuesday.

Note: Advanced apologies for the OOC's.

Summary: AU. Harem-sortof. Eren will be surrounded with blonde girls, best we see who fits for him right? Don't worry, black-haired girls like Mikasa and the others will be in it too.

He's into Blondes 😉
Episode 1

"They say brunettes are good, but not as good as a blonde."

Chapter 1:

I was trying not to go to the front door because if I do, then I'd be smacked once- which is already the "Smack of Death" for me- because it's Mikasa. They don't like it when I go home passed curfew. Maaan! I'm 16 already, I don't need a curfew!

So I decided to sneak at the side of the house. I crouched and crawled when I reached the window by the kitchen. If by any chance my mother or Mikasa are cooking something then they'd see me visibly sneaking passed them. Better to be safe than die.

I made it passed the window and towards the tree that is standing beside our house. If I climb it, I can reach my room's window and just sneak in. The only problem I'll have is them questioning me how I got in without using the front door. I can think of a hundred excuses tomorrow but right now I'm bushed! I need to crash.

Climbing up the tree, I carefully used the steady branch as bridge to approach my window and attempt to open it. It's locked! I don't remember locking it... I tried lifting it again but it won't budge. That Mikasa...! I tried again, maybe I was just worn-out by tonight's events, but it really wouldn't open. I sighed and turned back to retreat but in my surprise, Mikasa was sitting behind him, her blank face and eyes staring down at me. Without my consent, I screamed in shock.

I would've slipped and fell thanks to her but it was again thanks to her that I didn't. She immediately caught my coat before I could fall. She's strong. In fact, too strong for an average girl to prevent me from falling. She's using just ONE HAND to do that. And she effortlessly pulled me to her side.

"Dinner is waiting." she says and released my coat. "Don't let your mom catch you."

After giving me a warning, she climbed down. I sighed in relief that she didn't rat me out. Although my scream surely caught attention. I hurriedly climbed down to run to the front door to be safe, but I was too late. Mother was already waiting for me there, her arms crossed.

"Where were you, Eren?!"

Oh I bet she's worried. Her angry face is just a facade. I chuckled nervously. "I was at prom." I reply to her with a grin.

But she pulled me by my ear and into the house.

Yeah I'd be punished I bet.

My name is Eren Jaeger. I just got home from the dance and the reason I was late was because I tried countless of times to try and start a conversation with the prettiest girl in class. Though my attempts were a failure, I was able to get her to laugh at some point. Her laugh was more of a giggle- it was adorable. I can listen to her all day.

Her voice is so gentle. So soft. So warm. It soothes all my pain inside because of the struggles I had to go through just to talk to her. She's kind of an idol in class. Everybody wants to be her friend, everybody wants to court her. What an angel!

Saturday, 11:45am

I was in my room because I was grounded. I'm bored. I surfed the net, stalked my idol in all her social media accounts, played online games, won twice in WarCraft and jumped on my seat thanks to Outlast. I even finished the first verse of my song!

I've been texting the others to pay me a visit and save me from dying here but my SOS doesn't seem to reach them... Must be Mikasa giving her full effort to visit them personally and send them a death threat. Oh how wonderful!

Looking out the window while playing my favorite track on speaker with minimal volume, I sighed as I saw students from our school strolling around freely in the weekend and couples dating after the dance. And as I continue to gaze in the street, I saw my best friend Armin walking with his heavy backpack, a thick book of music in his hand and a bento in his other hand.

I knew at once I had a chance to escape so I called on his name to get his attention.

"Armin!" I shouted from the window. He looked at me, he smiled and waved. Good. "Hey, come here!"

"I'm sorry Eren. I was told not to talk to you until weekends are over." he told me with an innocent smile.

"You're already talking to me idiot!"

When I made him realize that, he froze for a moment and ran. Great.

"No wait! Armin!"

I sighed and grumbled to myself how much of an idiot I was... I should've been more careful last night. Now everyone else gets to continue with their life while I'm being punished like a ten year old.

I kept my eyes peeled for more of our classmates who can save my ass from this punishment. Fatefully, I spotted a small blonde wearing headphones while reading a book I don't know what it's about. I never spoke to her but I saw her at Music Club several times. I think her name was Anita.

Calling for her won't be effective so I quickly folded a paper airplane to throw at her. I missed! I'll miss her if my airplane won't reach her so I decided to just crumple a lot of my scratch in my desk to throw at her. One of them lands in between the pages of her book and she stopped on her pace to find the source.

About time!

I waved at her in advance but in my surprise she took the paper and threw it in the nearby trash can then continued to walk. No! What are you stupid?! I shouted at her in anger and desperation. "HEY!"

But she's already gone.

I fell back on my chair, exhausted with the efforts I've been doing to talk to people. Looks like one way or another, Mikasa already threatened them all.

And just when hope seems gone, I heard my mom call my name.

"Eren you have a visitor!"

A "VISITOR"?! Just my luck! I quickly ran out of my room screaming the visitor's name!